Laurell Hamilton - Kiss The Dead

He laughed, and it was suddenly him again, but his next words weren’t. “Just thinking I hope you never end up on the wrong end of the law.”

“Are you implying that I’d be treated as less than human?” I asked, and I was both angry and hurt.

“No, and you’re a good cop.”

“Thanks, but I hear a but in there somewhere.”

“But, you react like a bad guy when you’re cornered. I just don’t want to see what would happen if you felt you were out of choices.”

We were quiet on the phone, listening to each other breathe. “You’ve thought about this,” I said.

“Hey”-and I could see him shrug, that awkward version he did in his ill-fitting suit-“I’m a cop; that means I do threat assessment. I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong side of Dolph either.”

“Should I be flattered by the company?”

“He’s six foot eight, you’re five foot three-he’s an ex-college football player and power lifter who stays in shape. You’re a girl. Yeah, you should be flattered.”

I thought about it for a moment, and then said, “Okay.”

“Why do I feel like I should apologize? Like when Katie gets that silence, that girl silence?”

“Don’t know; why should you apologize for the truth?”

“I don’t know, but you’ve got that same tone that Katie gets, so I know I’m in the doghouse for it anyway.”

“You can’t compare me to Dolph and then compare me to your wife, Zerbrowski?”

“You’re my partner, and you’re a woman; actually that’s about right.”

I thought about it for another minute, and then said, “Okay.”

“Now that’s an okay that really means okay , not that okay that women use when it means everything but okay .”

I had to laugh then, because he was absolutely right. “What do you want to do to get them to talk?”

“I had an idea. It’s going to make me into bad cop, and you into serial killer cop, but we have about twenty missing vampires that have already killed two police officers. They fled, because they do know that they’re going to be executed when we catch them.”

“Which means we need to find them fast,” I said.

“I think they’ll give up the others after we’re done questioning them.”

“What’s your plan, Zerbrowski?”

He told me. I was quiet for a few heartbeats. “God, Zerbrowski, that’s fucking evil.”

“Thank you, thank you very much,” he said.

“It wasn’t a compliment,” I said, and I hung up before he could say something funny, and jolly me out of what I was thinking. Dolph was more physically intimidating and had the worse temper. I was scary in a lot of ways, but Zerbrowski-he hid it better, but the inside of his head could be fucking scary, too. He’d be the last one you’d shoot, but it might be a mistake you wouldn’t live through. I filed that thought away, with the thought that he’d been thinking what he’d do if I went over to the Dark Side of the Force. Partners shouldn’t think that way about each other-should they?

RULE ONE OF trying to break someone down: Isolate them. Zerbrowski separated the vampires, and divided officers up to guard them. SWAT was on the scene now, not the team that had gone to back up Marshal Larry Kirkland, but a second team. Normally I had mixed feelings about having SWAT with me, but tonight I was just glad to see the manpower, and the skill level. I needed some of the vampires alive enough to talk. I spoke with Sergeant Greco and explained what I needed. He passed it on to his men, and I knew that they would do their best to wound and not kill. Not every shooter, no matter how good, can aim to wound when the monsters are coming at them. You’ve got to have nerves of steel and the marksmanship to go with it; SWAT would have that or they wouldn’t be on the team in the first place. There were other police officers in uniform and plainclothes that had what it took, but those were officers I knew had that set of nerve and skill; with SWAT there was no guesswork, they had to have that set of skills or they wouldn’t stay on the team.

Zerbrowski had the dead vampires divided up into five rooms, which was how many live, uninjured vampires we had to question. I went to my Jeep for the rest of my gear. Zerbrowski would spend the time it took me to outfit myself looking at our suspects, so he could make a call on which ones might break first. My only job was to scare the hell out of them. I was the threat, the monster in the closet. Zerbrowski would be the good cop, or at least the less scary cop.

To be as scary as needed, I had to get my second bag of gear from my Jeep. I got to walk through the bodies that were lying on the uneven bricks. On TV they cover the bodies with white sheets, but in real life sheets do not magically appear to drift down effortlessly on the dead. We’d had only two ambulances on site when it all went down, and their resources of sheets, blankets, everything had gone to the living and wounded, the ones that could be saved. They’d thrown out a few body bags, but hadn’t had time to bag the bodies. Some of the police on site had spread the bags like dark plastic blankets over the youngest-looking vampire dead, the ones that looked like children. Maybe they’d been old enough to be everyone’s grandparents agewise, but the bodies looked junior high age, high school at best. The adult-looking dead stared up, sightless, unmoving, as I walked through them. Most of the cops moved through the field of bodies with their eyes averted, as if looking at the dead bothered them. I looked at the dead, because they were dead vampires and I hadn’t shot them all myself. I hadn’t made certain that every last body was safely dead. Vampires are tricky; even hospitals with full equipment have trouble being certain when final death occurs. Brain scans were the only close certainty, and even that tech was in its infancy for vampire use. How do you tell when the undead are dead?

I stopped beside a man that looked like the perfect grandfather, as if some Hollywood casting agent had picked him to look sad and pitiful dead on the uneven bricks. Maybe I’d feel sympathy for him later, but right that second I was more worried that I couldn’t see much damage on the body. The bullet wound on him looked too low for a heart shot, and his head seemed completely intact. What I was seeing so shouldn’t have killed a vampire.

“It doesn’t bother you to look at them, does it?” Urlrich came to stand beside me.

I answered without looking away from the body. “No.”

He gave a low, very masculine chuckle. It was a sound I’d heard before; it was a sound of approval, and surprise. Men never expected me to be able to keep up with them, especially older men. I looked younger than I was; I was female, and petite. It was a triple threat to either men’s egos or their expectations. Urlrich’s ego was fine, but his expectations had been given a kick in the ass.

“They’re saying you’re going to cut the bodies up in front of the other vampires; that true?”

I nodded, still watching the body on the ground.

“I’ll help you carry your equipment inside.”

That made me look at him. What I saw in his face had me turning my head to the side, as if I were trying to get a better view of the shine in his eyes. He was angry, but it was the kind of anger that filled the eyes with light and gave a little color to the face. If he’d been a woman, I might have told him, You’re beautiful when you’re angry .

“Your partner is going to heal, right?”

He nodded, but his eyes had narrowed and now the anger looked like what it was: hatred. He had a hard-on for, or against, vampires, and it hadn’t started today. I knew long-standing hatred when I saw it. I debated asking him about it, but it was against the guy code to question it that bluntly. I could do that with officers I knew well-they gave me room to poke at things, to be the girl-but with new officers I had to be one of the guys. Guys didn’t ask about emotions unless they had to; I didn’t have to, I just wanted to, so I let it go-for now.