Raschid rolled to his feet as the mate turned. He stepped inside the mate's second swing and drove three knife-edged fingers into the inside of the mate's upper arm. The mate doubled up.
Raschid spun as the other two men came off the floor. . .ducking. Not far enough. The captain's mug caromed off the back of his head, and Raschid staggered forward, into the bar.
He snap-bounded up. . .his feet coiled and kicking straight back. The third officer's arm snapped and he went down, moaning. Raschid rolled twice down the bar as the mate launched another drive at him. Grabbed the arm and pulled.
The mate slid forward, collected the end of the beer tap in the forehead, and began a good imitation of petrification.
Raschid swung away from the bar, straight-armed a thrown chair away, and snap-kicked the captain in the side.
He lost interest for a few minutes.
Raschid, laughing happily, picked up the fourth man by the lapels. . .and the broken-armed third officer kicked his legs out from under him.
Raschid crashed down, the fourth man flailing punches at him. The old captain, wheezing like a grampus, danced—very deftly for a man his age—around the edge of the roiling mass, occasionally putting the boot into Raschid's ribs.
Two hands came from nowhere and slammed against the captain's ears. He slumped. Pole-axed.
Raschid scrambled to his feet, nodded at the new man in the fight, then picked up the third officer and slung him through the air at his sudden ally, a gray-haired behemoth with a nose that'd been broken too many times for anyone to be interested in setting it. He thoughtfully dangled the third officer with one hand, making up his mind. Then slammed the heel of his hand down just above the bridge of the man's nose, dropped him, and looked around for someone else.
The man who wore the Raschid nametag was sitting atop the fourth spaceman. He had a double handful of the man's hair, and was systematically dribbling his head on the bar floor.
The gray-haired man walked over, picked up the mate's unfinished beer and drained it. Then he grunted.
"I think you've made your point."
Raschid peeled back the man's eyelids, and reluctantly let the man's head slam finally to the floor and stood.
The two looked each other up and down.
"Well, colonel?"
The gray-haired man snorted. "H. E. Raschid. They get dumber every year. Or anyway somebody does."
"That smacks of insubordination, colonel."
"Sorry. Would the all-highest Eternal Emperor of a Billion Suns, Ruler of a Zillion Planets, and Kind Overseer of Too Many Goddamned People care to accompany his good and faithful servant back to the palace, where important business awaits, or—or you wanna stay the hell with it and go look for some more action?"
"Later, colonel. Later. Don't wanna corrupt the young."
The Eternal Emperor threw an arm around his aide—Col. Ian Mahoney, O. C. Mercury Corps, the shadowy Imperial force responsible for intelligence, espionage, and covert operations—and the two men walked, laughing, into the thin sunlight of Prime World.
THE BARON WAITED in the anteroom, pacing nervously, glancing now and then at the two huge Imperial Guardsmen playing statue at the entrance to the Eternal Emperor's chambers. If he thought about it—and Thoresen was trying hard not to right now—he was scared. Not a familiar emotion for the Baron.
He had been summoned by the Emperor across half the galaxy with none of the usual Imperial Palace formal politeness. The Baron had simply been told to come. Now. With no explanations. Thoresen hoped it had nothing to do with Bravo Project, although he was sure that even the Emperor's elaborate spy system wouldn't have uncovered it. Otherwise Thoresen was as good as dead.
Finally, the doors hissed open and a tiny robed clerk stepped out to bow him in. Thoresen was only slightly relieved when the guards remained at their stations. The clerk withdrew and the Baron was left in an immense chamber filled with exotic items collected by the Emperor over his thousand years of life. Odd mounted beasts from hunting expeditions on alien worlds, strange art objects, ancient books opened to wonderful illustrations far beyond any computer art conceivable.
The Baron gawked about him, feeling very much like some rube from a border world. Eventually he noticed man waiting far across the chamber. His back was to Thoresen and he was apparently looking out over the Prime World capital through the large curved glass wall. He was dressed in simple white robes.
The Eternal Emperor turned as Thoresen approached and made his bows.
"We were told by our aides," the Emperor said, "that you had a reputation for promptness. Apparently they misinformed us."
The Baron gobbled. "I left as soon as—"
The Emperor waved him into silence. He turned and looked outside again. A long silence. The Baron fidgeted, wondering.
"If it's about the Company's latest prospectus, your highness, I can assure you there was no exaggeration. I'd stake my reputation on—"
"Look at that," the Emperor said. Confused, Thoresen peered outside. Below, members of the Royal Court flitted about in an elaborate lawn dance on the Palace grounds.
"Simpering fools. They think that because they are titled the Empire revolves around them. Billions of citizens work so they can play."
He turned to Thoresen. A warm smile on his face. "But the two of us know better, don't we, Baron? We know what it is to get our hands dirty. We know what it is to work."
Now Thoresen was really confused. The man was blowing hot and cold. What did he want? Were the rumors about his senility true? No, he cautioned himself. How could they be? After all, the Baron had started them. "Well?" the Emperor asked.
"Well, what, sir?"
"Why did you request this audience? Get to the point, man. We have delegations waiting from twenty or thirty planets."
"Uh, your highness, perhaps there was some mistake—not yours, of course. But—uh. . .I thought you wanted to—"
"We're glad you came, anyway, Baron," the Emperor interrupted. "We've been wanting to talk to you about some rather disturbing reports." He began to stroll through the room and Thoresen fell in beside him, trying hopelessly to get his mind on top of the situation. Whatever that was.
"About what, your highness?"
"We're sure it's nothing, but some of your agents have been making certain comments to select customers that a few of our—ahem—representatives construe as possibly being, shall we say, treasonous?"
"Like what, your highness?" Feigned shock from Thoresen.
"Oh, nothing concrete comes to our mind. Just little suggestions, apparently, that certain services performed by the Empire could possibly be done best by the Company."
"Who? Who said that? I'll have them immediately—"
"We're sure you will, Baron. But don't be too harsh on them. We imagine it's just a case of overzealous loyalty."
"Still. The Company cannot be a party to such talk. Our policy—in fact it's in our bylaws—is absolute."
"Yes. Yes. We know. Your grandfather drew up those bylaws. Approved them myself as a rider to your charter. Quite a man, your grandfather. How is he, by the way?"
"Uh, dead, your highness. A few hundred years—"
"Oh, yes. My sympathies."
They were back at the door and it was opening and the little clerk was stepping forward to lead an absolutely bewildered Thoresen out the door. The Emperor started to turn away and then paused.
"Ah, Baron?"
"Yes, your highness?"
"You forgot to tell us why you were here. Is there some problem, or special favor we can grant?"
Long pause from Thoresen. "No, thank you. I just happened to be on Prime World and I stopped by to inquire—I mean, I just wanted to say. . .hello."
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