David Garnet - Bikini Planet

“If you weren’t being taken to Clink,” Kiru asked, “what were you doing on that ship?”

“What makes you think it was heading for Clink?”

“That’s where we came from.”

“We?”

“Ah…” said Kiru.

“You mean the convicts who broke free from Arazon and then attacked Hideaway?”

Kiru nodded. “I was with the space pirates, but not with them. If you know what I mean.”

“You thought you were on an excursion trip for jailbirds? A relaxing holiday on Hideaway, then back to the prison planet?”

“Okay, I was guessing.” Kiru shrugged. “I was captured, locked up, I’d no idea where I was or where I was going. But you seem to know.”

Eliot Ness nodded. “I thought I knew. Then I discovered what was really happening.” He paused, shaking his head in disbelief. “So I made my excuses and left. How did you work out what was going on?”

Kiru hadn’t worked out what was going on. And she still didn’t know. She shrugged again because it could mean anything.

“You’re a clever girl, Kiru.”

No one had ever called her that before. In fact, very few people had called her anything. She’d spent most of her life being ignored. When she was a kid no one took any notice of her, and as she’d grown up, no one ever listened to what she had to say. Eliot Ness, however, had no alternative. As well as not talking about herself, she should say as little as possible about anything, or else he’d soon discover she wasn’t as clever as he thought.

“Lucky for us the ship had escape pods. Even luckier, this one is still functional.” Eliot Ness glanced around. “So far.”

“Don’t all ships have lifeboats?”

“No. And probably not ships with a suicide circuit.”

Kiru stared at him. “It was no accident? The ship was deliberately destroyed?”

“Yes. We were on board a time bomb.”

Despite her symsuit, Kiru shivered, and her voice was a whisper as she said, “We were meant to die?”

“Most people are meant to die,” said Eliot Ness. “But I have other plans.”

Kiru was born more than three hundred years after Wayne Norton.

In those three hundred years, Earth had revolved around the sun three hundred times.

In galactic terms, that was less than the blink of an eye.

When their distant ancestors were still struggling for survival in the fertile slime of Earth’s primeval ocean, a globule of molten magma erupted from the white-hot core of a star in a remote solar system.

For hundreds and hundreds of millions of years, this lump of alien ore had drifted across the galaxy, its course varying every few aeons as it came under the gravitational influence of the nearest star. Every sun it approached, every speck of interstellar dust it encountered, every single atom of hydrogen created on its course, helped guide the meteoroid toward its destiny.

Wayne Norton stared.

Of all the sentient beings in the universe, of all the mindless creatures in the galaxy, how had he ended up trapped inside a lifeboat with Grawl?

It had to be him. Norton had heard all about Grawl from Kiru, and there was nobody else who could possibly match such a description.

He was short and seemed almost as wide as he was high. His shapeless overall couldn’t disguise the strength and power of his body. Even his bald head looked muscular.

Grawl was like a bullet.

A bullet might miss its target, a bullet might only wound.

Grawl was more deadly than a bullet.

He kept looking at Norton.

Norton took a step back, tried to take another, but he was up against the bulkhead. He had to get out.

If he left the escape capsule, he’d die.

Definitely.

If he stayed, he’d also die.

Probably. Possibly. Maybe.

“I’m so sorry to intrude, sir. I wonder if I might share this lifeboat. Your lifeboat. I won’t be any trouble, sir. You won’t even notice I’m here.”

Grawl gazed impassively at Norton’s naked body. His hand went to the heart-shaped pendant around his neck, stroking it.

And Norton realised that although he might not die, his mind could be erased and replaced.

Which was just as bad.

Or worse.

He stood more chance of surviving the frozen vacuum of merciless space than he did with Grawl.

“Okay. Yeah. Sure. Sorry to have bothered you. I’ll leave. Now. Immediately. At once. Even sooner.”

Norton turned. The hatch was shut, and he couldn’t work out how to open it. He wished Kiru was here.

No, that would be far worse. Kiru trapped with Grawl.

For a moment he’d thought that might be the case. Kiru had climbed into the capsule, found Grawl already there, and she’d been forced to hide.

But the lifeboat was so small, with every cubic inch assigned its own vital function, there was nowhere to hide. If Kiru was here, Grawl would have known.

She must have been in another escape capsule. When the ghostly guard attacked, Norton had rolled beneath a different lifeboat and lost his bearings.

He ran his hands over the hatch, searching for a lever or button or handle. As he did so, he felt a vibration. The lifeboat was moving, dropping free from the doomed spaceship.

Norton glanced around at Grawl, who was no longer holding the amulet. He didn’t want to annihilate Norton’s brain and take over his body. The body he wanted was Kiru’s, and who could blame him for that?

He nodded, once, slowly, almost imperceptibly.

“I can stay?” said Norton.

Grawl did nothing. He didn’t move, didn’t nod, didn’t react. Most importantly, he didn’t shake his head.

“Thank you, sir, that’s very kind of you, sir. My name is Wayne Norton. I’m very pleased to meet you.”

Norton stepped forward, holding out his right hand.

Grawl looked at the hand, and kept looking. Norton realised he must have been counting his fingers, and he let his hand fall back, clasping it with his other one to modestly cover his groin.

“Had to leave in a hurry,” he laughed. “No time to get dressed.”

He knew Grawl couldn’t speak, but if he let Grawl know that he knew he couldn’t speak, then Grawl would know that Norton knew who he was. A little knowledge was a dangerous thing.

As was Grawl.

“I, er, didn’t catch your name, Mr…?”

Grawl still didn’t move or react.

“Ah, well, maybe we speak a different language. Maybe we’re from different worlds. Although you look human. And you can tell that I am. Ha, ha, ha!”

Grawl blinked.

“Where are you from, sir? I’m from Earth, myself. Nice little place.”

Grawl was also from Earth, of course, but Norton had to pretend he didn’t know.

He wondered how he could ever become friendly with Grawl. It was inevitable they’d become more than casual acquaintances. In an escape capsule like this, there was no alternative.

Weil, no, there were several alternatives—the most likely being that Grawl would kill him.

The guy had probably never had a friend in his life, and Norton would never be on more than nodding terms with him—because that was all Grawl could do, nod or shake his head.

Norton was still standing by the hatch. He leaned against the bulkhead and folded his arms, trying to look casual. But uncovering his private parts probably wasn’t such a wise move under the circumstances—under most circumstances, in fact.

He shifted position, resting his left hip and shoulder against the wall, which meant he was side-on to Grawl, and he let his right hand drop down across his thigh, shielding his most vulnerable area.

“So,” said Norton, and he nodded.

Grawl did nothing except look at him.

“Here we are.”

Grawl still did nothing.