David Garnet - Bikini Planet

“Terrible,” said James, but he was still smiling.

He obviously didn’t believe her, he seemed to think she was here simply for his amusement.

“I’m still in danger, James. We both are. They could find us here.”

“Like you found me here?”

“I told you, when I got away I made for the human levels.”

“And you chose me.”

“No. Yours was the first door I came to.”

“But they chose you.”

“Who did?”

“Grawl and Doctor Lobster. Why you?”

Kiru shrugged.

“Probably because you’re perfect, Kiru. Young, attractive, sexy. I couldn’t imagine a better victim.”

“You say the sweetest things.”

“You were visiting Hideaway, relaxing on vacation, and Grawl just came along and abducted you?”

That was what she’d told James, and she wished she was better at telling lies.

“I’m sure that must be illegal,” continued James. “Even here. Shouldn’t we report it to the authorities?”

“No!”

“Why not? You escaped. He’ll try it again, and the next girl might not be as lucky.”

“He’s dangerous. He kills people.”

“How do you know?”

Kiru tried to think up an answer which fitted in with the rest of her story.

Did it matter whether James believed her? He didn’t seem to care whether Kiru believed him, and his own story was far less credible than hers. Three centuries in suspended animation?

“Because I do,” said Kiru, which sounded very feeble even to her. “Because he killed Aqa,” she added.

“Who?”

“Aqa. My previous lover.”

“Previous?”

“I’m sorry, James, but you aren’t the first man in my life. I’ve had sex before. Which is why I’m so good at it. I’ve practised. Unlike you.”

“What do you mean?” James was no longer smiling.

Kiru said nothing, because there was no need to explain. They both knew exactly what she meant.

Because she’d never done it with a first-timer, it had taken a while to realise. James was clumsy and inept, although that was nothing new. Despite his enthusiasm, he was also a little shy, a bit hesitant, a fraction uncertain. By themselves, none of these meant much. Added together, they meant only one thing.

James Bogart was a virgin.

Or had been until an hour ago.

“I’ve had sex before,” he said.

“Doing it with yourself doesn’t count.”

“But I have.”

“I’m sure you have.”

“No, I mean for real. I’ve had sex before. Plenty of times.”

“It isn’t an accusation. We all have to start with someone, James, and I’m honoured to be your first. You’re a good pupil and a very fast learner.”

“This guy, Aqa,” said James, “Grawl killed him when he abducted you?”

“Don’t change the subject.”

“I’m not.”

“You are. I want to know why a good-looking man like you never had sex till now.”

“Er… you think I’m good looking?”

“Compared to Grawl, you are.”

James looked down from the nullbed on which they were entwined to where Kiru had dropped the gun.

“Where did you get that?”

“From Grawl, I told you. Why are you asking?”

“Because I’m a cop. That’s my job. I ask questions.”

A cop? Kiru wasn’t sure whether that was a lie or not. She glanced at the massive weapon. “Grawl probably stole it. Are you going to arrest him?”

“For stealing the gun?”

“If that’s more important than trying to steal my brain.”

“This is out of my jurisdiction.” James paused. “I think. In any case, I haven’t got a gun.”

“Take mine.”

“I haven’t got any pants.”

“Neither have I.”

“I had a gun when I arrived.”

“I had pants.”

“But I was disarmed.” James lifted his right hand.

“No, just disfingered. I noticed.” Kiru held his hand, kissing it where the finger had been removed. “Because that’s important to a girl.”

“Important? What do you mean?”

“This important,” she said, taking his left index finger, licking it, then demonstrating.

“Oh,” he said.

“Oh, oh, oh,” she said.

One thing led to another, and then another, as Kiru turned James’s mental gymnastics into ones of a more physical nature. It was only when the nullbed drifted against the wall that Kiru noticed how small the room really was.

Hideaway itself was completely spherical, and there wasn’t a straight line anywhere in the asteroid. The illusion of space in the room was created by the curvature of the walls, the floor, the ceiling, all of which merged into each other at angles that deceived the eye.

“How did Grawl get the gun onto Hideaway?” James asked, eventually. “If I’d tried bringing in a weapon that size, I’d have been disarmed up to the elbow.”

“He smuggled it in. He smuggled himself in. He’s a pirate.”

“A pirate? You mean a space pirate?”

“Is there any other kind?”

“But they don’t exist.”

“They do,” said Kiru. She shouldn’t have said this, admitted that she knew what Grawl was. Now that she’d started, she might as well continue. “A gang of them is attacking Hideaway.”

“When?”

“Now.”

“Shouldn’t we tell somebody?”

“No. They’ll know. It’s too late. They’ll find out.”

For the second time, James had stopped smiling. He was also studying her the way a cop would.

“Who are you hiding from?” he asked.

“Grawl.”

“Who else?”

“The alien doctor.”

“Who else?”

If James really was in the police force, she couldn’t tell him the complete truth. But if he was, he could provide the perfect alibi.

She had arrived on Hideaway with the pirates. If their assault on the planetoid failed, she didn’t want to be arrested as being one of their number.

But if the pirates succeeded, then she had to escape from Grawl. Either that or destroy his body before he could destroy her mind.

“Everyone,” said Kiru. “Except you.”

Zeep-zeep-zeep.

“What’s that?” said James.

“It’s the door,” said Kiru, as she quickly reached for the gun. “Did you have doors three hundred years ago? There’s someone outside.”

“Why don’t they come in?”

“You didn’t have doors? This is your room, James. That’s your door. People can’t come in unless you let them.”

“You came in.”

“I’m different.”

“How different?”

Zeep-zeep-zeep.

“I open doors,” Kiru said, as she aimed the weapon at the optically stretched blank wall.

“With a gun?”

“No.”

Kiru could open doors. Any door. Every door. Doors that were totally secure. Except to her. Opening doors was her talent. A talent which had landed her in a lot of trouble over the years, but which had sometimes helped her get out of danger. That was how she’d escaped from Grawl, and that was how she’d got into James’s room.

The comscreen showed no one outside, but there was a small box lying on the ground. Kiru stood guard as the door blinked open, and James reached for the box. It was black, metallic, studded with spikes and fastened with a chain.

He brought it back into the room. The chain was tied in a bow, almost as if the box had been gift-wrapped.

“Could be a bomb,” said Kiru.

“Is it a bomb?”

“How should I know?”

“Do we open it?”

“How should I know?”

James unfastened the box and carefully opened the lid. They both peered inside. It was full of slimy blue worms, squirming and writhing. He slammed it shut, but not before something dropped out. The size of a playing card, it was furry on one side, like animal hide, and there was writing on the other side.