Melinda Duchamp: Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

“Tie me up and tease me?” Alice asked, shuddering at the memory.

“No.”

“Force me to suck a man’s member?” Alice’s loins tingled at the thought. “As he licks me?”

“No.”

“Force all the men here to make love to me?” Alice asked. The very idea was almost enough to cause her to swoon.

“No, Alice. Because you fail to embrace your inner slut, you are hereby sentenced to…”

Alice held her breath.

“Public masturbation!”

The crowd applauded.

Alice cringed. This was dreadful. Simply dreadful. Alice had never masturbated before. And to do this in front of a crowd of people… there was no way.

“I can’t,” Alice said.

“You can. And you will. Stand up!”

Alice stood on shaky legs. She was still wildly turned on, but an orgasm was the furthest thing from her mind. She couldn’t do something so personal, so private, in public. Especially since she didn’t know how.

“Please, Your Majesty,” Alice whispered. “Anything but this.”

“Face the crowd,” the Queen ordered.

Alice did, but her head hung in shame.

“Look at them, Alice. As you touch yourself, I want you to look at each man and woman in turn. If you break eye contact at all, I shall extend the sentence.”

Alice’s lower lip trembled, and she looked up and stared at a tall man with a mustache.

“Put your finger in your mouth and suck it, Alice,” The Queen said.

Alice forced her index finger between her lips. She was so mortified her knees knocked together.

“Get it nice and wet, Alice.”

Doing this, while the man stared, felt dirtier than anything Alice had done all day. She wanted to close her eyes, pretend she was somewhere else, but the Queen’s threat loomed large in her mind.

“Pinch your nipples with your other hand,” the Queen ordered.

Alice continued to suck her finger, and with her free hand lightly tugged at her left breast.

“Harder, Alice. Stroke them and tweak them, one after the other.”

Alice did, a tiny shock of pleasure rippling down to her loins.

“Look at everyone in the crowd, not just one person. And moan while you play with your breasts.”

Alice looked at a woman next, someone older with short, blond hair. She moaned as the Queen told her, feeling like a bad actress reading for a part.

“Now tease yourself with your wet finger. Circle it around your clitoris, but don’t touch it.”

Alice trailed her hand down her breastbone, leaving a trail of saliva. She touched her public bone, just above her clitoris, and began to draw a circle around it.

“Slower,” the Queen said. “And don’t stop tugging those nipples.”

Alice slowed down, moving her eyes to the next person. A man. A very attractive man, with a broad chest and strong arms.

“Moan. And gyrate your hips.”

Alice let out a louder moan, and began to move against her wet finger. Having this cute guy watch her was the height of embarrassment, but at the same time Alice was having a hard time circling her clitoris without touching it.

“Now move your hand from your nipple and slide a finger inside yourself.”

Alice couldn’t do this looking at the handsome guy, so she turned her attention to the next person in the crowd and saw it was the Duchess. Like Alice, the Duchess was also touching herself, one hand fondling a generous breast, the other up under her skirt.

“Flick your clitoris like I did to you,” the Queen said.

Alice did, and this time her moan was sudden and very real.

“Move your other finger in an out.”

Alice obeyed, surprised at how intense the feeling was. She tore her eyes away from the Duchess and looked at the next man in the crowd. It was Cheshire, who, as could be expected, had whipped it out and was tugging mightily on the tip. Rather than be shocked this time, Alice felt some inner need to excite him. She began to move her hips faster, and her moaning became rhythmic, animal grunting.

“Now tell the crowd what a dirty little slut you are.”

“I’m…”

“Say it.”

Alice glanced at the next person, Pilar, who was giving her a happy thumbs up. She worked herself harder, the orgasm which had eluded her minutes ago now building up again.

“I’m… a…”

She looked at the next person and realized it was the Hatter, only this time he was wearing a fireman’s helmet and bunker pants, his hairy chest bare. He gave her a sly smile, then winked.

“A dirty little slut, Alice,” the Queen said. “Tell everyone.”

“I’m… a… oh… oh…”

The March Hare stood next to Hatter. He was wearing the top of his bunny costume, but not his bottoms. And speaking of bottoms, Maus was behind the Hare, and he seemed to be entering him the same way he’d entered Alice earlier. Alice had never seen two men doing such a thing before, and for some reason it made her even wetter.

“She gives amazing oral love!” a male voice yelled. Alice sought it out, and saw Dick, waving at her from the crowd. “You are so beautiful, Alice!”

Alice’s hands worked faster, knowing just which spots to touch. She flicked her index finger. She found her G-spot. The wave inside her was coming up fast, so fast, and in just a few more seconds she was going to “Halt!” the Queen ordered. A moment later she was on Alice, grasping her wrists.

Alice cried out, her hips still bucking, desperate to be touched again.

“You may not come until you admit what you are.”

“Please, Your Majesty.”

“Say it!”

Alice was sooooo close. She again stared at the crowd, many of whom were now masturbating. Alice tried to pull away from the Queen, but her grip was too strong. Then she tried to press against her, desperate for release.

“SAY IT!”

“I’M A DIRTY LITTLE SLUT!” Alice bellowed. And upon saying the words, something within her snapped, and she began to orgasm without any stimulation at all. It doubled her over, making her whole body shake, and the Queen put her hand between Alice’s legs and Alice began to scream without any control at all, “I’M A SLUT! I’M A SLUT!” over and over until the pleasure became so unbearable she collapsed onto the lawn, the whole world spinning, her juices squirting out of her and drenching the Queen’s hand.

For a moment, it seemed as if time stopped. No one moved. No one spoke.

Then, incredibly, the entire crowd broke out in thunderous applause.

And Alice, for the very first time ever, wasn’t embarrassed anymore. In fact, she felt glorious.

“Take a bow,” the Queen said. “You were splendid.”

Alice bowed, and suddenly she was surrounded by people, patting her on the back and congratulating her.

“Good work,” Dor Maus said.

“I knew you had it in you,” Dick agreed.

“Look how far you’ve come,” said Pilar. “I’m so proud of you.”

The compliments seemed to go on and on, until the Queen yelled, “Enough! Back to croquet!”

A moment later, the crowd had abandoned Alice, leaving her behind as the game continued. Alice didn’t know what to do next. Follow them? Search elsewhere for home? Certainly home had to be somewhere.

“That was a terrific performance, Alice,” Cheshire said. He was clutching his cell phone. “I recorded the whole thing. I think I’m going to wank to it right now.”

“I saw the Hatter and the Hare,” said Alice.

“And Dor Maus, too. I know.” Cheshire pointed to his phone. “I got it all here. Was hiding in the bushes.”

“They couldn’t help me.”

“It looked like they helped you plenty,” Cheshire said, waggling his eyebrows.

“They couldn’t help me get home!” Alice said.

“You still want to go home? Don’t you like it here?”