Joe Gores: Hammett

‘Thrace, but not well enough to put any money down.’

‘I figgered having that wop kid up might make the difference-’

‘Not at Aurora on a muddy track.’

‘Yeah, sure not.’

Hammett walked rapidly in-town on Post, hands thrust into the pockets of his mackinaw; the temperature was still below sixty, and the wind nipped here in the open street. It would be another three hours before the high fog burned away. His eyes were unconsciously busy on pedestrians and autos, a habit ingrained from the Pinkerton years. Textures. Details. Knuckles and ears and the napes of necks.

Who? And why? Tricky enough to buy shoes for the role, but not tricky enough to remember that new shoes gave him away. Hammett’s detective years were far behind, his gambling debts were fairly current, and he wasn’t playing around with anybody’s wife, so why..

Maybe Goodie had a secret husband stashed away up in Crockett. A smile flickered across his lean features as he waved to the counter girl at Russell’s Cake and Pie Shop. Goodie. Last night he’d come damned close to not walking away from that crazy little kid. Life got complicated: Somehow the easy time to tell her about Josie and the girls had passed.

At the short-order grill just inside the front window of the Fern Cafe, a bulky woman with white hair and several chins was frying eggs hard enough to bend the fork. The metal hood over the grill was brown with the grease of dead breakfasts.

Hammett shot a casually searching look around as he slid onto a wooden-backed swivel stool halfway down the counter. A couple of other solitary regulars, nobody at the three tables in the rear, although a half-smoked stogie smoldered in the ashtray on one of them.

‘The usual, Moms.’

Vile black cigar…

Hell with it. But he realized, with a little shock of recognition, that his wariness about the big man in the plaid wool lumberjack and too-new work shoes was mildly pleasurable.

Moms slammed down the morning’s newspaper on the linoleum countertop by Hammett’s elbow, slid a cup of coffee at him, and snagged an ashtray for his chain-smoked butts.

‘Why are you too damned cheap to buy a newspaper, Hammett?’

‘That would deprive me of your warmth, your cheery smile…’

She cursed him while waddling back to the grill. He checked the Friday morning city news. A Broadway Street tunnel under Russian Hill had been proposed at a million-and-a-half price tag. The Millionaire Kid, with whom he’d played lowball in North Beach a few times, had been indicted as a fence by the grand jury. Parnassus Heights’ residents were charging bribery in the attempt to rezone part of Judah Street commercial. An unidentified man in a stolen car had been killed by Chief of Inspectors Daniel J. Laverty in a running gun battle south of Golden Gate Park…

Plaid movement danced in the polished metal front of the pie case beyond the counter. Something hard and blunt was rammed into the small of Hammett’s back. The cigar! The goddamned cigar!

‘Hands on the table, bo!’ barked the heavy remembered voice. ‘Or this thing goes off.’

‘Oh.’ Hammett turned casually. ‘Hi, Vic.’

Victor Atkinson took his forefinger out of the writer’s back.

‘Hell. I knew that damned cigar would tip you.’

Atkinson had come directly to the Fern Cafe from Dorris’ garage because he’d wanted to catch Hammett unaware, look him over. But he’d left his cigar smoldering in the ashtray while he’d hidden himself in the restroom.

‘Not soon enough,’ said Hammett.

‘Well, it’s been close to seven years, Dash.’ He led the way back to his table. The two men measured each other as they sat down. ‘I quit the Pinks just before the Arbuckle investigation.’

Hammett made a face. ‘What the newspapers did to that poor bastard.’

They’d had some times together, Hammett thought. At Pinkerton’s, Vic had always led the bust-in parties on the theory that anything thrown at that jaw of his would just bounce off.

‘I heard you got into the writing game after you quit sleuthing.’

‘Doing ad copy for old man Samuels,’ Hammett admitted.

‘Yeah. Jeweler on Market down near Fifth.’

‘How about you, Vic?’ He asked it casually, pretty sure it was a cop asking him questions. Atkinson confirmed it.

‘I bounced around a little, ended up starting my own agency in Los Angeles. The movie studios generate plenty of our kind of business-’

‘ Your kind. I’m out of the game.’

‘Maybe a good thing, the way I walked up behind you-’

‘On your brand-new shoes.’

When the implications sank in, Atkinson’s laughter cannon-balled cigar ash halfway across the table. ‘If you had a goddamn phone, I wouldn’t have to gumshoe around.’

‘You’ve got knuckles.’

‘And a propostion for you.’

‘Sleuthing?’ Hammett extracted his last cigarette and crumpled the empty pack. ‘Not interested, Vic.’

‘Sure not.’ Atkinson hitched his chair closer. ‘You remember a month, six weeks ago, the Bay Area collector of Internal Revenue made a couple of wisecracks at the Rotary Club about a local madam deducting her protection payoffs as a legitimate business expense?’

‘Sure. And the papers made it an open secret that the madam was Molly Farr, just down the street from my apartment. The guy also said that quite a few of San Francisco’s finest were going to start paying income tax as a result.’ Hammett lifted a lip in a faint sneer. ‘It sold a lot of newspapers but I didn’t see any mass resignations down at City Hall as a result of it. I imagine…’ He snapped his fingers and pointed at Atkinson across the table. ‘Don’t tell me. A reform committee.’

‘That’s it. A citizens’ group was formed to get financial pledges lined up so an outside investigator could be hired.’

Hammett looked up sharply. ‘Meaning you?’

‘Maybe. The committee meets Monday night to hear my proposals. If they like them…’ He shrugged. ‘Dan Laverty put my name in, we worked together a couple of times when I was a Pink and he was a detective-sergeant. He wants the department cleaned up-’

‘Throw out the chief with the dirty bathwater and take over his job?’

‘Something like that. But the Preacher’s as straight as they come.’

‘Good luck with it, Vic.’ Hammett tore cellophane from a new pack of Camels. ‘But I don’t see you getting anywhere no matter who recommends you.’

‘That’s why I want you in this with me, Dash. I’ll have damned good people coming up from LA, but only one of them knows the city. And none of them can analyze a situation the way you can.’

Hammett shook his head with genuine regret. ‘It would be like old times, but it’s no dice. Even if I was interested, your reform committee’s going to need the mayor and the DA and the chief of police behind them, and where’s their leverage? McKenna knows damned well the people of this burg elected him mayor so they’d have it wide open, and wide open is what he gives ’em. You’d better just hope that something happens before Monday night to give the reform committee more ammunition than they have right now.’

‘Something might,’ said Atkinson with stubborn optimism.

THREE BOYS FOUND IN VICE RESORT; MOLLY FARR JAILED

Police Trail Scions of S.F. Families to Hyde Street House After

Mothers Request Action

In a vice raid conducted at the request of mothers who suspected all was not right with their sons, police early yesterday struck to protect the morals of boys of high school age.

They trailed a group of three boys — members of well-known families — to the house of prostitution operated by the notorious Molly Farr at 555 Hyde Street. There, while scantily attired men and girls scurried in confusion, the raiders confronted the white-faced youngsters — they ranged in age from 15 to 17 — and rounded up and jailed the inmates of the lavishly furnished two-story vice-den.