Jenn McKinlay - Due Or Die

“Now really, there’s no call to be grabby,” Bill said. “Bindings are fragile, you know.”

“Sorry, but enough is enough, this is just ridiculous,” Edmund said. He tucked the book under his arm. “I’ll take this book for now and we can discuss it when I get back. Lindsey, I’m sorry but I think it best if we finish our luncheon another day since Uncle Bill is obviously not feeling at his best.”

Bill had turned back to the shelves, and Edmund twirled his index finger at his temple and pointed to him. Lindsey nodded. Her presence had definitely made Bill agitated.

She turned and headed toward the door, where Harvey, rather Simpson, stood with her coat and her handbag.

“Thank you,” she said.

“No trouble, Miss Lindsey,” he said. He then disappeared and returned with Edmund’s coat and gloves.

“That will be all, Simpson,” Edmund said as he shrugged into his coat. “As you can see, Uncle Bill is quite upset about Ms. Norris’s presence. We should all clear out and give him some space. You may take the rest of the day off.”

“Very good, sir,” Harvey said and left for the kitchen.

While Edmund had a low murmured conversation with his uncle, Lindsey pulled on her coat and moved over by the window to scrounge through her purse for her phone. She wondered who she could call for a ride because she felt Edmund should probably stay here with Bill given the circumstances.

She would have called Beth, but like Lindsey, she didn’t have a car. Sully? Awkward. She hit the contacts button and found Nancy’s number. She turned away from the men and pressed the button. She wanted to be tactful after all.

“Well, now here’s another one!” Bill cried out. “What is going on? I would never shelve Jean-Jacques Rousseau with Oscar Wilde.”

“Rousseau?” Lindsey asked. She dropped her phone in her bag and hurried to Bill’s side, her call forgotten.

“Yes, look at this,” Bill said. He spun around and held it out to her. “It really is an exquisite edition. Look at the embossed fleur-de-lis on the cover.”

Lindsey reached out and took the book. “Bill, why do you have this?”

“I don’t know,” he said and raised his hands as if mystified by the whole thing.

“This was on the inventory list of items that went missing from the Friends’ storage shed,” she said. “I am sure of it. It fits the description exactly.”

“But why would it be here?” Bill asked.

“You didn’t offer to keep it for the Friends?” she asked.

“No,” Bill said with a shake of his head.

“Then how did it get here?” She and Bill glanced at one another, and then they both looked at Edmund.

Bill’s eyebrow went up as he studied his nephew. “Care to explain yourself, Edmund?”

“Surely, you don’t think that I-” Edmund broke off as if shocked at the accusation.

“Yes, I do think it’s you,” Bill said. “Do you think I haven’t noticed your sticky-fingered tendencies? I didn’t want to believe it of my own brother’s son, but the evidence has become overwhelming.”

“What evidence?” Edmund protested.

“My grandfather’s wooden golf clubs,” Bill said. “I know you were planning to sell them.”

“I was not. I was merely taking them to be repaired.”

“There was nothing wrong with them. How about my grand aunt’s Havilland?”

“China? What would I do with some dusty old yellow rose China?”

“A twelve-piece place setting does not go missing from the attic without help.”

The two men were nose-to-nose now, and both had grown red in the face with veins throbbing in their necks.

“What makes you think all of this is yours?” Edmund exploded. His shout reverberated around the library, making the crystal knickknacks and porcelain statuettes wobble within their glass case.

“I inherited it all, that’s why it is mine,” Bill said. He looked as if he was struggling to keep his voice in a quieter decibel than he would have liked.

Lindsey felt like she was caught in the middle of a family squabble with no hope of escaping. Even if she wanted to leave them to it, she had to find out what the Friends’ books were doing here, and she had to get them back.

Still, she felt as if she was intruding. “Should I wait outside?”

“You inherited it all,” Edmund repeated in a singsong mocking voice. “Why? Because you were the favorite, the Goody Two-shoes, Ivy League-graduating son, while my father was the black sheep, who lived in a commune and was all peace, love and no earthly possessions. So instead of a mansion, I grew up in a hut, eating organic vegetables while my parents smoked pot and sang ‘Kumbaya’ every night with their idiot friends.”

Bill looked at his nephew with sadness in his eyes. “Our parents were afraid that if they left anything to Eddie, your father, that he would just sell it. That’s why they left it all to me.”

“It should be mine,” Edmund said.

His voice was not the affable one Lindsey had come to know and like, but instead, he sounded petulant and whiny and very, very bitter.

“You are my only heir,” Bill said. “It will all be yours one day.”

“Yeah, but here’s the thing: I’m tired of waiting,” Edmund said.

“What is that supposed to mean?” Bill looked affronted.

Lindsey thought he might want to go for scared instead, because judging by the hair standing up on the back of her neck, Marjorie Bilson wasn’t the only Briar Creek resident who was touched in the head; so was Edmund.

She started inching her way to the door, hoping that Harvey was still in the vicinity and could show her the way out. She got just to the doorway when Edmund lunged for her, grabbed her arm and yanked her back into the room.

“I’m sorry, it looks like another change of plans,” he said.

“You know, it sounds like you two have a lot to work through,” Lindsey said. “So, I’ll just…”

Edmund put the book he’d been holding down. He opened the top drawer of a small vanity table and pulled out a small, but nonetheless lethal-looking handgun.

“I said there’s been a change of plan,” Edmund said. “It does not include you leaving.”

“What is the meaning of this?” Bill asked.

“The meaning is that you die and I inherit,” Edmund said. “Isn’t it wonderful?”

That shut Bill up. Lindsey glanced down at her handbag and saw the blue glow from her phone. She hadn’t disconnected it when she’d dropped it. If Nancy had picked up, she might be able to hear them.

“You stole the rare books from the Friends,” she said.

Edmund sighed. “So what?”

“Why? Why would you do that?” Bill asked.

“Duh, for the money,” Edmund said. “I happened to be reading your e-mail and saw the one Warren sent you about their value. Except the stupid oaf said they were in the storage shed, which they weren’t.”

“You broke into the storage shed and then you ransacked the Rushton’s house,” Lindsey said.

“You have a keen sense of the obvious,” Edmund said. Gone was any vestige of charm; instead, he was positively creepy and mean. “Unfortunately, Batty Bilson saw me in the Rushton house. I had to promise to get you to date her, Uncle. She will be devastated at your demise, but it should make things easier for me.”

“You told Marjorie that I would date her? You stole the Friends’ books? And you hid them here, in my library ?” Bill asked. He sounded more offended by that than the theft.

“Yeah, it turns out Poe’s ‘Purloined Letter’ was not exactly accurate. Hiding things in plain sight is not always the best spot.”

“You killed Markus Rushton,” Lindsey said. She wasn’t sure what made her say it. She had no evidence. She had no reason to think that it was him except that he was holding a gun and it didn’t look unnatural for him to do so.