Emma McLaughlin - The Nanny Diaries

lookofit, mighthave aheartattack anyday."Shepatshis protrudingstomach. "SendNan."

"Well, Mother,theinsurancedoesn't cover?

Sheturnstome. "Nan,canyoudrive?"

"Yes."

"Doyouhave, onyourperson, a validdriver's license?"

"Yes."

"Son,give herthekeys. Dowe needanythingelse?" sheasksMrs. X.

"No,I thinkwe haveeverything, Elizabeth."

"The Clarks and the Havemeyers are coming by tomorrow, and knowing you, dear, there's only rabbit

food.Nan,comewith me tothekitchen. I'll make alist."

I dutifully follow her into the avocado-green kitchen, dragging the dog crate behind me as I go. I park

theboxnearthetableandplacethepuppygentlybackonher towel.AssoonasI latchthecagedoorshe resumesher yapping. Elizabeth throws open a few cupboards, while I take a piece of paper from the pad by the phone. "This

place is quite a shithole," she mutters to herself. "Okay." She starts dictating. "Scotch, gin, tonic,

Clamato, tomato juice, Tabasco, Worcestershire, lemons, limes." She opens the fridge and tuts with

disgust. "What the hell is soy milk? Does a soybean have udders? Have I missed something? Carr's

watercrackersandmorebrie. Canyouthinkof anythingelse?"

"Um, macadamianuts, pretzels,andpotatochips?"

"Perfect." My grandmother taught me that when entertaining WASPs, the key is to put out only a tiny

silver bowl of eachitemand suddenlyevenPringles haveclass. "Son!Canyoupleaseput thatgoddamn

doginthegarage!Theyelping isgiving me a migraine!" sheshouts.

"Coming,Mother." Mr. andMrs. Xenter thekitchen.

"I couldn't agree more, Elizabeth. Nanny, help Mr. X carry the crate into the garage," Mrs. X instructs

me.

I takethefrontendof thecrateandtrytomakereassuring

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noises to the puppy as we carry her out to the cold garage. Her brown eyes stare up at me as she tries to

steadyherself. "There,there,goodgirl,"I murmur.

Mr. X looksatme asifhecan't quitefigureoutwhoI'm talkingto.

Mrs. X follows us down the rickety wooden steps as we lower the crate onto the damp cement floor.

"Nanny, here are the keys." She holds them up as she comes over. "Oh, good." She looks down with

disdain. "I think it'll bemuchhappierout?

Mr. X grabs her by the elbow and steers her into the corner by the boiler. "How dare you invite her

without consulting me," he growls through clenched teeth. Still waiting for the keys, I crouch down to

adjustthepuppy's towel, tryingtomakemyself asunobtrusive aspossible.

"Buthoney,itwas a surprise. 1 wasjusttryingto?

"I knowexactlywhatyouweretrying todo.Well, I hopeyou're happy. I reallyhopeyouare."Hepivots

inhis loafersandstorms backintothekitchen.

She stands with her back to me in the corner, facing the rusting trash cans. "Oh, I am." She reaches up

and smooths her fingertips across her forehead. "I'm so happy. Really fucking happy," she says quietly

intothedarkness.

Shewalksshakilypastme,backup thestepstothekitchen,thecarkeys still clenchedinherfist.

"Um, Mrs. X?" I say, standingasshereachesthesplinteringdoor.

Sheturns,hermouthpursed. "What?"

"Um, thekeys?" I ask.

"Right." Shehurls thematmeandstepsthroughthekitchendoortorejoinher family.

He was determined to show who was master in that house, and when commands would not draw Nona

fromthekennel,heluredheroutof itwithhoneyed words,andseizedherroughly,draggedherfromthe

nursery. Hewasashamedofhimself, andyet hedidit.

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CHAPTER ELEVEN

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Moments after finally surrendering to unconsciousness I wake to sobbing. I pull myself out of bed and

liedownbesideGrayerashethrashesaround,battling themonsterswhohavechasedusout ofourrest.

"Shhh. Shhh." I try to take him in my arms, but not before one of his flailing limbs manages to whack

me intheeye. "Ow,shit." I situp.

"I would appreciate it if you didn't use thatkind of languagein frontof Grayer." I look over to seeMrs.

X silhouettedinher mutton-sleeved nightgownbythedoorway. "Well?" sheasks,making noattempt to

come closer.

"I thinkhehad anightmare."

"Okay, then. Just try to keep him quiet. Mr. X has his tennis tournament today." She disappears back

downthehall, leavingusalone.

"Shhh,I'm righthere,Grove,"I whisperasI strokehis back.

He shakes, turning his head into my neck. "No you're not. You're gonna go away." He begins to sob

againstmyshoulder.

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"Grove,I'm here. I'm righthere."

He pulls back slightly and raises himself onto his elbow, puts his small fingers on my cheek and turns

myfaceto his. In thedim glowof the Grover night-light he looksintentlyinto myeyes. I hold his gaze,

taken aback by the intensity of his expression, as if he were trying to memorize me. When he's finished

heliesbackdown,his bodyslowlyrelaxingasI curlaroundhim,whispering ourmonstersaway.

Unable to get back to sleep, I exhale the last of my cigarette into the shed, stubbing the smoke out into

thewetgrass, andlookbackatthehouseframedbythemoonlight.

"Woof!"Thestill unnamedXpetnestles againstmyankles.

"Shhh, you," I say, reaching down to scoop her up like a baby, her slick paws brushing my chin. I

carefully makemywaythroughthewet grassuptothebackdoor,pullingitopenslowly andcringingat

theunavoidablecreak.I stepoutofmydamptennisshoesintothekitchen.

She wriggles to get free as I nestle her into the crate. Shaking with agitated exhaustion, I stare at the

refrigerator. I tiptoe over and open the freezer door to pull out the vodka, desperate to be knocked out.

But the icebox light reveals that my little survival swigs have made a noticeable dent in the reserves. I

hold the bottle under the tap before returning it to its spot under the frozen veggie burgers. I hate what

thistriphas reducedmeto.I swear,anotherweekand I'd bemixingcrackinthebathroom.

On my way upstairs I see that someone has finally taken the receiver off the hook in the living room.

It's about time. I crawl under the scratchy wool blanket to await sleep, half-dreaming of Ms. Chicago

parachutingontothefrontlawnatbreakfast.

I'm awakenedtwohourslaterbyGrayertrying toscrambleover metogettothebathroom.

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"Nanny,it's time forbreakfast."

"In where? France?" I'm so exhausted I can barely see. I hold on to the wall as I follow him to the

bathroom and help him pull down his pajama bottoms. While he's relieving himself I pull open the

shade,squintingasthebathroomis bathedinorangelight.

I pull a sweatshirt onover mypajamasandweshuffledownstairs.

"Whatdoyouwantforbreakfast?" I ask,bendingover topickup thepuppy.

"No,Nanny,leaveit,"hewhines,turninghis backonthecage. "Leave itinthebox."

"Grayer,whatdoyouwantforbreakfast?"

"I don't know. Froot Loops?" he mumbles as I heave her up onto my shoulder. She barks and licks my

face.

"Sorry,bud, youknowweonlyhaveSoyFlakes."

"I hateSoyFlakes. I saidI wanttheotherkind!"

"I want a personal life, Grove. We can't always have what we want." He nods. I give him Soy Flakes,

whichhepokesatwhile I takethepuppyoutsidetorelieveherself.

At eight o'clock I wake at the sound of footsteps on the stairs. Mrs. X descends in yet another

Nantucketoutfit sheboughtatSearle andcasually placesthephonereceiverbackonits cradle. "Grayer,

let's turnofftheTV. Whatdoyouwantforbreakfast?"

"Heal?I starttosay.

"I wantFroot Loops!I wantedit, butNannywouldn't give ittome."

"Nanny,whydidn't youfeedGrayer?" sheasks, turningoffthetelevision.

"I WANT IT! I NEED IT!" he screams like a baby into the dark screen, rousing the dog into a yelping

frenzy.

"Cut it out," I say quietly, and it silences him for a second until he remembers this isn't my show. Full--