Daniel Polansky - Tomorrow, the Killing

It was a good night in the Daeva. It was always a good night in the Daeva, and Reginald Tibbs, the Swell Man, worked hard to make sure of it. He had any number of other interests, varied and lucrative, but the Daeva was his mistress. Koos had told me he was on the floor, but I hadn’t needed the report. Tibbs was always on the floor, glad-handing patrons, buying drinks, laughing and chatting. He’d well earned his nickname. I caught the sway of his stovepipe in the midst of a bulge of handsome women and rich men, hanging on the wit he saw fit to dribble.

Everything about Tibbs was over-large, garish and vulgar, from the royal purple of his top hat to his canary yellow boots, bright with silver trim. A waxed mustache curlicued up to striking green eyes, countered by a forking beard that stretched down nearly to his stomach. The rest of his outfit was as expensive as it was tasteless, perfectly tailored and contrasting violently in color. He had a walk that kept pace with the sprint of lesser men, his towering midsection held in place by a pair of stork-like legs. A performance, to be sure, but one with a purpose – while your eyes trailed the dazzle, a steel trap marked you, jotted down your net worth to the copper, memorized any detail that might one day be of use. I liked Tibbs more than I distrusted him, and I checked my purse after every meeting.

He saw me and cut short his conversation, forging ahead at a step his bodyguards were hard pressed to match. He took my hand with two of his and nearly pumped it out of its socket. It was the same greeting he gave to everyone, but I liked to think he meant it more with me. ‘If it isn’t the Warden himself, slipped out from his caverns beneath Low Town to pay a call on his old friend.’

‘Long time, Tibbs.’

‘Too long, Warden, too long.’ He had a voice like a slick of lamp oil. ‘Not a day goes past that I don’t lament your long absence. Don’t I say that every day, Nissim, that I wished the Warden would manage us a visit?’

Nissim was the suitably sized Islander at his shoulder. He always seemed to be on the verge of speaking but never quite got there, and today was no exception. Tibbs answered his own question in the affirmative. ‘Every day I say it!’

‘I bet that’s tiring.’

‘You’re here now, and I suppose it’s up to me to make sure you come back! What’s your pleasure? Try your luck at dice?’ He blew on his closed hands and threw a set of imaginary bones. ‘No? Who am I asking – the Warden makes his own luck! How about a shot to warm the belly? Not that you need it on a night like this – I tell you, I’m on my third pair of silk underwear!’ He laughed again, and slapped me on the back hard enough to loosen teeth.

‘Actually, I was hoping you might have time for a private chat.’

‘It breaks my heart to think this is not a social call.’

‘I’ll let you stand me a whiskey, if that would keep it beating.’

Tibbs’s smile was as wide as his teeth were crooked. ‘Best done in the back, I suppose.’ He was leading me in that direction when a man filtered out from the crowd and whispered something in his ear. Tibbs towered over him, as he did most people, and had to bend nearly double to facilitate conversation. A few sentences passed between them, eclipsed by the din of the bar. After a moment he straightened up and nodded. ‘It seems I have one small piece of business to deal with before we begin.’

‘Lead on,’ I said, following him behind the counter and through a small door offering access to the catacombs below.

The basement was hard stone, nothing smooth or elegant about it. Rows of liquor bottles on iron racks, crates of the same in the corner. We went through another door into another room, more or less indistinguishable from the first – except that in the center of it a man lay bound across a small table. A crew of heavies stood over him, professionals, impersonally waiting to execute the word from high.

Tibbs doffed his hat and held it to his chest, looking on sadly. ‘Charlus, Charlus, Charlus.’ Melancholy grew with repetition.

Charlus’s eyes flickered up, then back down to the ground. ‘Hello Mr Tibbs,’ he said.

Charlus was a Tarasaighn in his early twenties, thin and dirty, all elbows and knees. I wondered why Koos had let him into the place, looking like he did. I didn’t think I’d ever seen him before, but then I don’t have the head space to keep track of every purse-cutter in the city, what with most of it filled by narcotics and regret.

Tibbs squatted down level, eye-to-eye with the captive. ‘This is the second time, Charlus.’

Charlus nodded, an awkward motion given his position. ‘I know, Mr Tibbs. I’m sorry.’

Tibbs shook his head with a sense of disappointed wonder. ‘The second time, Charlus.’

‘I know, Mr Tibbs. Like I said, I’m sorry.’ He seemed to mean it.

‘No one works the bar, Charlus. I run a reputable establishment. The highborn come here because they know they won’t be bothered.’

‘I know, Mr Tibbs.’

‘Didn’t I give you a goose last Midwinter, to take home to your woman?’

‘It was New Year’s,’ Charlie answered sorrowfully. ‘And we greatly appreciated it.’

Tibbs nodded, standing. ‘So it was,’ he said. He curled his mustaches, then pronounced a sentence. ‘Two fingers – the little ones.’

‘Thank you, Mr Tibbs! Thank you,’ Charlus said, choking with gratitude.

Tibbs ducked back down and wagged a digit in the face of his victim. ‘This is the last time I go light on you – any more trouble and it’s the chop.’ He snapped his right hand against the wrist of his left.

The top of Charlus’s head shook back and forth in the negative. ‘Never again, Mr Tibbs, I promise.’

‘Give your woman my compliments,’ he said, again assuming his full height. He nodded towards the next room and I followed him into it, Nissim and the rest remaining.

‘The Firstborn bless you, Mr Tibbs!’ Charlie yelled at our backs. ‘Bless you and keep you safe!’

Tibbs’s quarters were modest, given his tendency towards the rococo and the fact that he probably cleared ten thousand ochres per annum. Small bordering on cramped – a crumbling desk, a coat rack and a bar. A heavy safe was sunk into the corner, cash on hand to defray his operating costs, a fortune for the average citizen.

‘That boy’ll come to a bad end,’ Tibbs said, pouring two glasses of whiskey and taking a seat behind the desk.

I followed him to roost. ‘At least you’ll know you tried,’ I said, not sure if I was kidding.

Tibbs nodded thoughtfully, then focused his attention on the matter at hand. ‘If it was up to me, I’d settle into my high-back and we could toss words around all night. But I know you, Warden, and much as it bleeds my soul, you are not the sort for aimless jabbering. So,’ he set the whiskey into my hand, and clinked my glass, ‘let’s get to it.’

A sharp crack interrupted us, a scream following immediately on its heels. Again the same. I took a sip of the liquor. It tasted like the sunset, and I told Tibbs so.

‘A luxury I allow myself. Imported from Kinterre – you people can’t distill a decent batch to save your life, if you don’t mind me saying.’

I didn’t. ‘I need to know the time and location of the next shipment of Giroie choke,’ I said.

‘I don’t move wyrm.’

‘And I don’t have a seat on the royal council, but I know where the palace is.’ I could hear Charlus whimpering through the walls. You don’t need your pinky fingers, strictly speaking, to pick a pocket, but their absence certainly wouldn’t help.

‘What are you getting involved with the Giroies for? You know the son is running it these days, and he doesn’t have enough wit to fill a sock.’