Callan Wink - Dog Run Moon

There was a pause, her sharp intake of breath, and a soft laugh that couldn’t mask what lay underneath.

“Jesus, I feel like shit.”

“I’m sorry. Maybe I shouldn’t have left.”

“No, it’s not your fault. It’s just the thought of another round of this next month makes me want to die. I mean, seriously. I’m actually surprised that I’m saying this but maybe they should just cut that fucking thing off and be done with it. I could get a prosthetic. I could still wear bikinis.”

“They make those? Prosthetic breasts?”

“Yeah. You can pretty much get a prosthetic anything these days.”

Perry could tell she was crying and trying to hide it. He could smell the steaks cooking on the grill, could hear Kat humming tunelessly to herself out on the patio.

“I know it sucks now but it will all work out. You won’t need a prosthetic anything.”

“Promise?”

“Yes.”

“Okay, I’m being depressing. Let’s say good night.”

“Love.”

“Love.”

—

They ate their steaks out on the patio. There was no furniture, so they sat on the bare concrete with their plates balanced on their laps, cutting their meat while a dusky swarm of moths batted around the single halogen bulb.

“We’ve been doing this for a long time now,” he finally said.

“Yes. This is our seventh year. And?”

“And, it’s funny to think that we existed, us together, before either of our marriages.”

“So?”

“Doesn’t that beg the question, which is the marriage, which is the affair?”

“I married John at the First Church of Christ in Hardin. We live together. Every day. That’s the marriage. Don’t be dumb, General.”

Kat was right, of course. She had a smear of steak juice on her upper lip. Perry thought that that was unbearable.

Later, she emerged from the bathroom in a one-piece dress of white beaded deerskin, cinched at the waist with a wide, quill-stitched belt. Her face was scrubbed clean without paint, and she had used a thin plait of her own hair to tie the rest back into a ponytail. The dress was short and ended in fringe at her upper thighs. Strong thighs, horse-squeezing thighs. The dress was new. A new thing for them.

“Christ, you are beautiful.”

“Sha, yousay.”

And then she straddled him on the bed. Rode him like she had stolen him and god himself was in pursuit.

—

After another hot day on Last Stand ridge, Perry spent an hour posing for photographs with tourists. He put his arms around two rotund sixty-something women and they all smiled for the photographer.

“We are twins,” one of them said. “And we’re from Michigan. Did you know Custer was from Michigan himself?” Perry smiled behind his mustache and made a show of examining the women. He thought they only looked like twins the way all fat older women looked like twins. He wanted a beer, he wanted a steak, and he wanted Kat’s head in his lap. “We love Custer trivia,” one of the twins said. “Did you know he graduated from West Point at the top of his class and would probably have been made president one day had his career continued on its natural path?”

“I did know that. In fact I have a PhD in Custer studies, and my dissertation was a theoretical projection of the scope of American politics had Custer survived the battle and gone on to be elected president.” Perry thought this to be sufficiently lofty to discourage further conversation.

“Oh, how interesting! Did you know that Custer had size-twelve feet and was married to Elizabeth Bacon?”

Perry was developing a headache. There was a shimmer of heat out over Last Stand ridge, and he could feel hot rivulets of sweat roll from his underarms.

“I did know that,” he said, “now I have one for you ladies. Did you know that when a reinforcement cavalry regiment finally arrived on the scene of the battle, they found Custer had received over thirty-two assorted stab wounds, arrow punctures, and rifle shots, was scalped, and had his penis and scrotum cut off and stuffed in his mouth?”

—

That night after dinner, they walked together on a path along the bank of the Little Bighorn River. They slapped mosquitoes off each other’s necks, and Perry threw pebbles in the air to make the bats dive to the ground in pursuit.

“It’s because they can’t see,” he said, “that’s why they chase a pebble. They emit noises too high for the human ear to hear and it’s like sonar. The sound bounces back to the bat, and that’s why they think any small thing flying in the air is probably a bug.”

“Bats have eyes don’t they?”

“I think so.”

“Well, they must be able to see a little then. I’m nearsighted too; I know what that’s like. It’s not the same as blind. General?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think you could catch a bat that way, if you wanted to? Like have a net ready and when one swooped down for the pebble you could snag it?”

“Maybe. But, I guess this begs the question, what would you do with a bat after you caught it?”

“I don’t know, keep it for a pet. Let it hang upside down from a hanger in my closet. Nice and dark in there. They are kind of cute, especially when they are babies.”

“Bats? Cute? I don’t see it.”

“Pretty much anything that is a baby is cute. I read somewhere that’s Mother Nature’s way of helping something defenseless survive. Like, when I was a kid and we had cats that lived out in the barn. My dad always hated those cats, and bitched at the way they kept producing litters left and right up in the haymow. But, I remember one time I came out to the barn to get him for supper. He was sitting on a hay bale playing with a little calico kitten that was barely half the size of one of his boots. The rest of the litter mewled and rolled over each other in a pile of hay, and my dad had a gunnysack and a piece of twine in one hand and that little calico licking the other. I was young, maybe seven or eight, but even then I knew what he was going to do. He looked at me standing there in my barn boots, I was probably crying, I don’t remember. Anyway, he didn’t say anything, just pitched the calico back in the pile with its brothers and sisters. He threw the gunnysack and twine in the trash on the way out of the barn, and he carried me on his shoulders all the way up to the house. I don’t remember him doing that very much.”

They had been holding hands but Kat pulled away and walked on a few steps ahead.

“Let’s head back. These bats suck at what they do. The damn mosquitoes are eating me alive.”

—

In Perry’s room at the War Bonnet, she stopped him when he went to put on the uniform.

“Let’s just do it like normal people tonight. If you don’t mind.”

“Normal people? I thought you liked what we do.”

“General, you know I do. It’s just tonight, I don’t want to be your Indian tonight. How about we do something different. How about you pretend I’m your wife. How about we do it like that?”

“I don’t know.”

“Please, what does she wear to bed? How does she like it?”

“I don’t know, Kat. It feels like a wrong thing. Dishonest.”

“Just once, General. Then we can go back to the old way until you leave. You said yourself that you were unsure what was the affair, what was the marriage.”

She had her arms around him, and was rubbing her fingers in tight circles down his back. Looking down on her he could see where she had missed some white face paint behind her ear.

“Okay. Fine. She wears one of my T-shirts and a pair of my boxer shorts. I usually work late and she likes to read. Most of the time she’s asleep with her book by the time I get to bed.”

“Sometimes do you wake her up?”