Megan Bergman: Almost Famous Women: Stories

Joe stayed on the balcony, waving madly. Georgie flopped across the bed. Her tanned body was stark against the white sheets.

“Let’s send a round of cocktails to the boat,” Joe said, coming into the room, a large, tiled bedroom with enormous windows, a hand-carved king bed sheathed in a mosquito net. Long curtains made of bleached muslin framed the doors and windows, which were nearly always open, letting the hot air and lizards in.

“I’m going to shower first,” Georgie said, annoyed by Joe’s enthusiasm.

Joe ducked into the bathroom before heading down and Georgie could see her through the door, greasing up her arms and décolletage with baby oil.

“Preening?” she asked.

“Don’t be jealous,” Joe said, never taking her eyes off herself in the mirror. “It’s a waste of time and you’re above it.”

Georgie rolled over onto her back and stretched her legs, pointing her painted toes to the ceiling. She could feel the slight sting of sunburn on her nose and shoulders.

“My advice,” Joe called from the bathroom, “is to slip on a dress, grab a stiff drink, and slap a smile on that sour face of yours.”

Georgie blew Joe a kiss and rolled over in bed. It wasn’t clear to her if they were joking or serious, but Georgie knew it was one of those nights when Joe would be loud and boastful, hard on the servants. Maybe even hard on her.

The yacht’s horn blew. Joe flew down the stairs, saddle shoes slapping the Spanish tile. Hannah must have given the signal to the village, Georgie thought, because the steel drums started, sounding like the plink plink of hard rain on a tin roof. It was hard to tell if it was a real party or not. Joe liked to control the atmosphere. She liked theatrics.

“Hot damn,” she heard Joe call out as she jogged toward the boat. “You all look beautiful . Welcome to Whale Cay. Have a drink, already! Have two.”

Georgie finally caught sight of Marlene, as Joe helped her onto the dock. She wore all white and a wide-brimmed straw hat. Even from yards away, she was breathtaking.

My family wouldn’t believe this, Georgie thought, realizing that she could never share the details of this experience, that it was hers alone to process. Her God-fearing parents thought she was teaching swimming lessons on a private island. They didn’t know she’d spent the last three months shacked up with a forty-year-old womanizing heiress who stalked around her own private island wearing a machete across her chest, chasing shrimp cocktails with magnums of champagne every night. A woman who entered into a sham marriage to secure her inheritance, annulling it shortly thereafter. A woman who raced expensive boats, who kept a cache of weapons and maps from the First World War in her own private museum, a cylindrical tower on the east side of the island.

“They’d disown me if they knew,” Georgie told Joe when she first came to Whale Cay.

“My parents are dead and I didn’t like them when they were alive,” Joe said, shrugging. “Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It’s your life. Let’s have a martini.”

As she listened to the sounds of guests downstairs fawning over the mansion, Georgie had trouble choosing a dress. Joe had ordered two custom dresses and a tailored suit for her when she realized Georgie’s duffel bag was full of bathing suits. Georgie chose the light blue tea-length dress that Joe said would complement her eyes; the silk crepe felt crisp against her skin. She pulled her hair up using two tortoiseshell combs she’d found in the closet and ran bright Tangee lipstick across her mouth, all leftovers from other girlfriends, whose pictures were pinned to a corkboard in Joe’s closet. Georgie stared at them sometimes, glossy black-and-white photographs of beautiful women. Horsewomen straddling Thoroughbreds, actresses in leopard-print scarves and fur coats, writers hunched artfully over typewriters, maybe daughters of rich men who did nothing at all. She couldn’t help but compare herself to them, and always felt as if she came up short.

“What I like about you,” Joe had told her on their first date, over lobster, “is that you’re just so American . You’re cherry pie and lemonade. You’re a ticker tape parade.”

Georgie loved the way Joe’s lavish attention made her feel — exceptional. And she’d pretty much felt that way until Marlene put one well-heeled foot onto the island.

Georgie wandered into Joe’s closet and looked at the pictures of Joe’s old girlfriends, their perfect teeth and coiffed hair, looping inky signatures. For Darling Joe, Love Forever . How did they do their hair? How big did they smile?

And did it matter? Life with Joe never lasts, she thought, scanning the corkboard. The realization filled her with both sadness and relief.

On the way downstairs to meet Marlene, Georgie realized the lipstick was a mistake. Too much. She wiped it off with the back of her hand as she descended the stairs, then bolted past Joe and into the kitchen, squeezing in among the servants to wash it off. Everyone was sweating, yelling. The scent of cut onions made Georgie’s eyes well up. Outside the door she could hear Joe and Marlene talking.

“Another one of your girls, darling? Where’s she from? What does she do?”

“I plucked her from a mermaid tank in Sarasota.”

“That’s too much.”

“She’s a helluva swimmer,” Joe said. “And does catalog work.”

“Catalog work, you say? Isn’t that dear.”

Georgie pressed her hands to the kitchen door, waiting for the blush to drain from her face before walking out. She took her seat next to Joe, who clapped her heartily on the back.

The dining room was simply but elegantly furnished — whitewashed walls and heavy Indonesian teak furniture. The lighting was low, and the flicker of tea lights and large votives caught on the well-shined silver. The air smelled of freshly baked rolls and warm butter. Nothing, Georgie knew, was ever an accident at Joe’s dinner table — not the color of the wine, the temperature of the meat, and certainly not the seating arrangement.

She’d been placed on Joe’s right at the center of the table. Marlene, dressed in white slacks and a blue linen shirt unbuttoned low enough to catch attention, was across from Joe. Marlene slid a candle aside.

“I want to see your face, darling,” she said, settling her eyes on Joe’s. Georgie thought of the ways she’d heard Marlene’s eyes described in magazines: Dreamy. Smoldering. Bedroom eyes.

Joe snorted, but Georgie knew she liked the attention. Joe was incredibly vain; though she didn’t wear makeup, she spent time carefully crafting her appearance. She liked anything that made her look tough: bowie knives, tattoos, a necklace made of shark’s teeth.

“This is Marlene,” Joe said, introducing Georgie.

“Pleased to make your acquaintance,” Georgie said softly, nodding her head.

“I’m sure,” Marlene purred. “I just love the way she talks,” she said to Joe, laughing as if Georgie wasn’t at the table. “I learned to talk like that once, for a movie.”

Georgie silently fumed. But what good was starting a scene? If I’m patient, she thought, I’ll have Joe to myself in a matter of days.

“I’m sure Joe mentioned this,” Marlene said, leaning forward, “but I ask for no photographs or reports to the press.”

“She has to keep a little mystery,” Joe explained, turning to Georgie.

“Is that what you call it?” Marlene asked, exhaling. “I might say sanity.”

“I respect your privacy,” Georgie said, annoyed at the reverence she could hear in her own voice.

“To reinvention,” Joe said, tilting her glass toward Marlene.

“It’s exhausting,” Marlene said, finishing her glass.