Bruce Wagner - Dead Stars

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Dead Stars
I'm Losing You)
At age thirteen, Telma is famous as the world’s youngest breast cancer survivor until threatened with obscurity by a four-year-old Canadian who’s just undergone a mastectomy … Reeyonna believes that auditioning for pregnant-teen porn online will help fulfill her dream of befriending Jennifer Lawrence and Kanye West … Biggie, the neurologically impaired adolescent son of a billionaire, spends his days Google Map-searching his mother-who abandoned home and family for a new love … Jacquie, a photographer once celebrated for taking arty nudes of her young daughter, is broke and working at Sears Family Portrait Boutique … Tom-Tom, a singer/drug dealer thrown off the third season of
for concocting a hard-luck story, is hell-bent on creating her own TV series in the Hollywood Hills, peopled by other reality-show losers … Jerzy, her sometime lover, is a speed-freak paparazzo who “specializes” in capturing images of dying movie and television stars … And Oscar-winning Michael Douglas searches for meaning in his time of remission. While his wife, Catherine, guest-stars on
, the actor plans a bold, artistic, go-for-broke move: to star in and direct a remake of Bob Fosse’s There is nothing quite like a Bruce Wagner novel. His prose is captivating and exuberant, and surprises with profound truths on spirituality, human nature, and redemption. 
moves forward with the inexorable force of a tsunami, sweeping everyone in its fateful path. With its mix of imaginary and real-life characters, it is certain to be the most challenging, knowing, and controversial book of the year.

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“What are you saying.”

(What could she say.)

“OK, the Four Horsemen. The 1st is white— victory. The Whites will be victorious, OK? Duh. The 2nd is black— famine. The Blacks will starve, OK? Duh. The 3rd is red , that’s just blood, OK? Red is Black Blood being spilled. But the one you need to pay attention to, is the 4th . The 4th horse is pale , like your grandchild’s going to be. That’s why the baby’s going to be in danger. They will hunt down the remixes.”

“Jerry, I need to go.”

He became contrite.

“O. Sorry. I’m not really serious. I’m just thinking about this stuff all the time. Kinda just me playing chess in my head, but out loud. Hey thank you for buying lunch.”

“Thank you for visiting.”

“Stay foolish. Stay hungry. I wish you way more than luck.”

“Will you please take care of yourself, Jerry?”

“All day long.” He smiled and finally looked her in the eye. She caught a glimpse of the 11 year-old boy. “All day long.”

“Please. Please take care.”

“I will,” he said. “I will.” Then, “I will.”

“If you need any help in doing that, I want you to promise to call, OK?”

“Yeah yeah, sure sure. Sorry I went off. I’m just fuckin around. With words. You should listen to ‘Syllables’—Dre says ‘the torch is gunna burn out before it gets passed, Jay said it’s his last, & 50, & Em, then what?’ —the Puppetmathers & all his slaves are on that song, the Puppetmathers is the very 1st one to sing, like he always is, you will notice that on songs he’s always No. 1 & in concert he comes out last to upstage the shameful spectacle of the indentured minstrels he has ordained to precede him, but make no mistake, in Syllables the vastness of his armies are talking about the end of the world not just of rap, they’re saying everything Ashton was saying, but in code. Meaning, the Wars will bring great suffering, there will be many dead on both sides but the Whites will rise like a Phoenix, the wind beneath its wings comprised of Black Archangel Slaves. Some of the code’s on 2½ Men , you just have to watch and listen , do not underestimate John Cryer’s involvement, that would be what they call a Fatal Error. The 2 Chucks — Sheen & Lorre — were made from Cryer’s rib, just as the 2 Carters — DWAYNE MICHAEL CARTER& SHAWN COREY CARTER—were made from O.G. Sammy Davis Jr… Cryer is as close to Puppetmathers as Ye is to Hov, as close as the blonde-rooted patsy?uestlove is to his slavemaster Fallon,?uestlove who cowers and kowtows to Tina Fey. Britney’s so-called dance till the world ends is in code, preapproved by LA Reid… its true meaning that General (All-Seeing) Eye-Veen is willing to face the end of Time , which is his strength , Time, that echo of an axe in the wood. Learn from his example. All see it coming . The Deschanels will sit on the right of the throne, Eye-oh-Veen & L.A. Reid on the left. They are signing everyone up for the fires.”

“Okay. Jerry—”

(Contrite and comical.)

“Ima jus playin! I’ll shut up. Ima jus’ playin. . .”

“Jerry, I really need to go. Maybe you should give me the envelope back.”

“No, it’s cool! I’ll get it to her.”

“Are you sure? Because I really need to count on you, I’m counting on you. You promise you’ll get it to her?”

“No worries.”

“OK then. Please take care.”

“I will. I am. I will.i.am.”

“Just please make sure you get that to Jerilynn.”

EXPLICIT [Jerzy]

Ebony and Ivory

From: Paparazzo Guy (jerzycrellevomes-final-gaze@hotmail.com)

Sent: Sat 4/21/12 1:30 PM

To: Suge Knight (SugeTemplarKnight@deathrow.org)

Inbox (131)

Dear Reverend Suge Knight (president, founder, CEO Deathrow Records).

My name is

Jerzy Crelle-Vomes

For several reasons, not to be revealed, I shall be brief.

Perhaps you may remember our last meeting, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in the CCU. I had a heart attack which wasn’t too sever, & was forced to make my residence there for a period of one week. You were kind enough to be among my few and special visitors.

As you know, Reverend Knight, I am a professional photographer of some experience and well standing. My work brings me into contact with famed celebs of all size and stripe, notwithstanding otherwise notable people who have attached themselves (or wished to) throughout the many years to you with great determinedness in order to gain some of your luster, and move within your Many Spheres. Many of them would not even be known to the world without you having given them a wide birth.

Some of these Seekers are “with you” but the majority have Fallen & now suck at the Teat of Marshall the Puppet Mathers. I have recently come into knowledge of infornation I believe will be of great invaluable to you. I cannot put it in an email (naturallyI could but choose not to) because of the “sensitivy” of it the information. But I believe it will interest you as it involves the struggle of the Black & even “identifies” all the Black Parasites who have joined the Plantation of

I’Veen, PuppetM, jay-Z, Elton John

and so many more. I shall divulge (if given the chance) who these people are that claim to be involved in the struggle of the Black but are only self-interested & actually will march with the plantation owners when that day we are waiting for comes! They do not know that Puppetmathers has assured that their Deaths await them.

Much of this information is only known by agencies such as the

LAPD, CAA, ICM, and WME.

If NOT known by them you can believe they will be coming after it (me) with great gusto, and shall thrown everytning at me and my family they can, in order to pry it. Reverend, I must say that I feel like

Pvt Bradley Manning

who gave his info to

Julian Assange

and now lays rotting and tortured in his Levenworth cell!

Reverend Knight, you are my Knight in armor, my

Julian Assange

who I would die for please “allow” me be your

Pvt Bradley Manning

! I believe that with my informanion and your fearlessness and vision “for” the Black, we can triumph. BLACK shall equal TRIUMPH, and WHITE SHALL UNDERGO FAMINE, I know we can turn the tables it is Gods will. It is the same god who created the Mantis and the Hummmingbird. I look forward to sharing a fine cigar with you, & await you respond. I hope this gets to you relativly quick and finds you in excellent health & spirites!

With respect,

Pvt Crelle-Vomes

998 Rangely

West Hollywood CA

Please do not contact by cellphone by email only please

PS, Laurence Fishburne can be trusted, his head hangs low in sorrow and anguish because his young daughter has been conscripted by the Puppetmather troops.

. .

He got lucky.

Not only was he the first snatcherazzo to get Dakota Fanning’s barely legal (panty’d) honeyshot! but he scored a blitzkrieg of nipslips too. The multiasstitted Ms. Fanning was crowded into the backseat with some BFFs & had the misfortune of being pressed against the door, which made awkward torquings of her upper body fertile ground for whoredrobe galfunctions. Jerzy strobefroze the peekanips through the car window, standard op procedure for doubleheaders — pictorially, the blouse cherries would be served before the slice of pie.

Harry could barely contain himself; he’d been waiting more than a decade — since I Am Sam— since the rape in Hounddog— since the ad campaign wherein she was poised to insert a humungus bottle of Lola by Marc Jacobs between her 15-yr-old legs — waiting with jagged jailbated breath to see her deep undercover . He wrote Jerzy a check for 5K johnny on the spot. Lately Jerzy had been missing days & Harry wasn’t too thrilled about it, openly expressing his displeasure & avuncular advice to stop or slow down whatever he was doing; now, Jerzy’d bought himself some time & good will. Upon delivery of Decoded Fanny, Sir Middleton literally got down on his knees to him & did the I-am-not-worthy hand move.

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