Richard Russo - Nobody's Fool

“I suppose we could have just turned our noses up at the money,” Sully admitted. “Thanksgiving or no Thanksgiving.”

Bootsie mellowed another degree in volume without giving in. “The dime store only gives me three goddamn paid holidays a year, and you have to go and ruin one of them.”

“Well, we’ll leave Christmas alone,” Sully assured her. “I promise.”

Bootsie leaned forward so she could glare at her husband. “You gonna get out of there, or do I have to come around and drag you out?”

Rub reached for the door handle. “I was just saying good-bye to Sully,” he explained lamely.

“You had the whole damn time my turkey was burning up to say good-bye. Get out of the damn truck.”

Rub did as he was told without exactly hurrying. Bootsie watched him, relenting a little more. “You might as well come in and help us eat the fucker,” she told Sully. “He started out weighing twenty pounds and he still must weigh about eight.”

“I’d love to, dolly,” Sully told her, “but I’ve got a previous engagement.”

Bootsie snorted. “In other words, you ruined two damn turkeys. Mine and somebody else’s.”

In fact, Sully hadn’t considered this, and he didn’t like to now. However unlikely, it was possible that Vera was holding the Thanksgiving meal for him, growing more and more homicidal as the bird dried out.

At home, Sully drew a hot bath and climbed in. He was too tired and he hurt too bad to stand in the shower. He didn’t remember falling asleep, but he must have because the telephone woke him up and the water in the tub that had been as hot as he could stand it when he climbed in was now cool.

“I just wanted to say I was proud of you last night,” Ruth said, skipping the preliminaries, as was her custom when she called Sully. “The old Sully would have started a fight.”

Part of their relationship over the long years, part of the way Ruth dealt with the guilt of cheating on her husband, was by reminding both herself and Sully that she’d been a good influence on him, which in fact she had been. Still, he found her references to “the old Sully” mildly irritating. That as a younger man he’d been prone to barroom brawls, that he’d been in need of reform might be true. Still, this old Sully/new Sully stuff was predicated on her assumption that she’d performed this needed service, a point he’d never officially conceded. “The old Sully could have won it, too,” he pointed out.

“So could the new one,” Ruth said. “The new one’s mature enough to walk away.”

“I didn’t walk away,” Sully reminded her. “Zack walked away. I couldn’t even get out of the booth.”

“You know what I mean.”

“Like hell. I never know what you mean.”

There was a momentary silence. “All right, have it your way,” Ruth finally said. “Screw me for bothering you on Thanksgiving.”

“I’m glad you did,” Sully relented, because he was glad, profoundly glad, to hear her voice. “I’m just standing here dripping, is all.” After a moment’s silence, he said, “Why don’t you and I get married?”

“Because.”

“Oh,” Sully said. “I’ve always wondered what the reason was.”

“There’s a different reason every time you ask me. They’re all good ones, though.”

“Where are you calling from?” it occurred to him to ask.

“Home. Guess Who is fast asleep on the couch. You know how food affects him. He’ll wake up in time to make a turkey sandwich and then go to bed.”

“He’s got a good life. You work two jobs, cook his meals. In his shoes I’d do the same thing.”

“No, you wouldn’t.”

“Why don’t you come over for a while? My landlady’s out having Thanksgiving dinner someplace. You could bring me a drumstick.”

“Zack ate both drumsticks,” Ruth said. “Also a thigh.”

“You’re ignoring my invitation.”

“I don’t think so, babe.”

Sully flexed his knee. Jocko’s pill had still not kicked in, which made Sully wonder if Jocko was experimenting with placebos. “Well, I guess I’ll have to go over and see Vera, then,” Sully said, in the hopes of getting Ruth to change her mind. The mere mention of his ex-wife had been known to do this. “She’ll feed me, at least.”

When Ruth didn’t respond, Sully realized she was crying, though he hadn’t any idea why. “Why don’t you come over?” he said. “We could go someplace, if you want. Have Thanksgiving dinner out. Drive into Schuyler.”

“I’ve already eaten, Sully,” she reminded him. “Besides. I don’t really want to see you. Desperate as I’m feeling right now, I might agree to marry you, and then where the hell would I be?”

“Happy?”

“ You’d be happy, you mean.”

In truth, Sully doubted either of them would be happy, though he would have married Ruth if she’d consent. “At least one of us would be better off,” he said.

“Right,” she agreed, her voice steadier now. “Zack would be better off.”

“Then I withdraw my proposal,” Sully said. “I’d hate to think Zack was better off because of me.”

He heard Ruth blow her nose. “Have a nice dinner at Vera’s.”

“They’ve probably eaten already. What time is it?”

Ruth told him almost four.

“I’ll probably end up at The Horse later. Stop in if you feel like it.”

“I need to talk to you, Sully,” she said.

“Aren’t we talking right now?”

“Not on the phone.”

Sully suddenly had a bad feeling. “Are you okay?” Had she been to the doctor and been told something? “You aren’t sick?”

“No.”

“What then?”

“Tomorrow’s plenty of time,” she insisted. “Or the next day. You were saying you wouldn’t mind slipping a few punches this round, right?”

“Not if you have to take them.”

“I’m fine. Really,” she said, and in fact she sounded a little better. Maybe whatever it was wasn’t so bad, Sully thought. “Happy Thanksgiving.”

“Right.”

Before leaving the flat, Sully swallowed another of Jocko’s pills. They were pain pills, after all, and an afternoon at his ex-wife’s promised to be painful.

Outside on the back porch, something looked different, missing. Sully just stood there until he realized what it was. The snowblower was gone. When he touched the railing, it moved. The large Phillips-head screws that had anchored it to the bottom step had been removed. All Sully could do was smile at this, which meant Jocko’s pills were kicking in.

Miss Beryl and her friend Mrs. Gruber had decided to eat their Thanksgiving dinner midday at the Northwoods Motor Inn on the outskirts of Albany. After suggesting half a dozen other places she would have preferred, Miss Beryl agreed to the Northwoods, Mrs. Gruber’s favorite. Miss Beryl drove, while Mrs. Gruber chattered happily about the unseasonable snow and other weighty topics the whole way to the restaurant. Miss Beryl knew that her friend’s buoyant good spirits were attributable to Miss Beryl’s decision not to travel this year. Winters were long, and when Miss Beryl departed in mid-January she knew that Mrs. Gruber became a virtual shut-in until she returned. Ten years Miss Beryl’s junior, Mrs. Gruber was far less self-sufficient. She’d not been prepared for widowhood when her husband died seven years before, and she still wasn’t prepared for it. “We’ll have fun right here,” she’d said when Miss Beryl informed her of her decision not to try Morocco this winter. “On nice days we’ll just sally forth. See things.” In Mrs. Gruber’s opinion there was plenty to do right in the county. All you had to do was open the newspaper and look at the ads. You didn’t have to go to Morocco to see new things. Mrs. Gruber, Miss Beryl often reflected, would have been the perfect mate for Clive Sr., who’d felt the same way about Schuyler County. He’d waxed downright philosophical about it. In his opinion everything in the world was represented, somehow, right where they lived. It was just a matter of how you looked at things. Miss Beryl always looked at her husband cross-eyed when he arrived at this predictable conclusion and then told him he was probably right.