Michelle Tea - Black Wave

Michelle’s stare lingered until she became aware of the girl’s expression of dismay. Ashley had recognized Michelle as the puffier, splotchier doppelgänger of her dream lover and her face bloomed a grimace. Ashley thought Michelle’s clothes were crappy, she had the roughed-up vibe of someone who’d been pushed from a speeding car. Her hair was a blue mess. She smelled of cigarettes. Michelle had thought she looked nice that morning, ready to meet Matt Dillon again, but nice is relative. In Ashley’s dreams Michelle had looked much nicer.

Oh, Ashley said. She did not attempt to mask her disappointment. You’re Michelle.

Yeah, Michelle nodded. Hello.

Hi.

Michelle tried to recover from the blow of the girl’s rejection and found she could not. She grew defensive. Well, You’re Twelve, she snapped, And A Girl, So Don’t Look At Me Like That.

I’m thirteen, Ashley corrected. Michelle laughed.

It’s The Same. Twelve Is The Same As Thirteen. Only A Thirteen-Year-Old Would Think A Year Made Any Difference.

Well, you’re. . Ashley tripped, halted, bit her tongue.

Old? Michelle said, daringly.

No , Ashley said. You’re not that old. But you look like you are. That’s what’s weird.

I Was So Great In The Dream? Michelle asked.

Better than this. Ashely shrugged. She looked at Michelle with a level expression. You’re an alcoholic.

How Do You Know?

Well, you can kind of just tell. But I’ve figured out a lot. Ashley felt a pulse of sympathy for this Michelle, whose hair was not curling and glossed with heath, as in the dreams, but stained a dull blue, scraggly as kelp. She didn’t know she was also another, better Michelle. Ashley hoped to show her.

The youth bent down and unzipped her duffle bag. A terrible spongy smell filled the shop. Sorry, Ashley acknowledged the odor. It’s my uniform. Michelle peered over the counter at the clatter of hockey gear.

You Play Hockey, Michelle said numbly.

Yes, Ashley said. I’m here for a game. Ashley slapped a folder on the counter and began pulling pages from it. Her movements were calm but Michelle could feel the underlying energy pulsing the stillness. The teenager’s strong vibes and her ability to rein them in felt to Michelle like a sort of authority, a skill beyond the average thirteen-year-old.

What Sign Are You? she asked curiously.

Aries. Capricorn rising. Virgo moon.

You Know Astrology? Michelle was impressed.

I don’t believe in it, Ashley said. But I know you do. You’re a Pisces, Aries rising, Cancer moon.

How Do You Know That? Michelle asked.

Ashley showed her a sheet of paper printed with Michelle’s statistics, her name, her medical information, job history, a timeline of major events in her life: her move to San Francisco, the publication of her book, the relocation to Los Angeles. The timeline rose toward the world’s predicted end and kept going. Michelle writes another book. She stops drinking. She writes another book and then another. She continues writing books, the world gone, long exploded. Six years after the end of the world she breaks up with Lu. Michelle looked at Ashley, confused.

You Know Lu? Michelle asked. I’ve Barely Written About Her.

Ashley shook her head. Not really. I did some dream hacking.

Michelle stared at the girl, waiting. Come On, Don’t Be One Of Those People That Makes Me Beg You To Tell Me Everything. You Walk In Here With A File About Me Like A Fucking FBI Agent, Tell Me What Is Happening.

Everything that exists can be found, somehow. The teen shrugged. I know how to break into places. Into dreams. For instance, I can be in a dream and find your computer and just look at your files, your writing, your browsing history, all that. And the story comes together. She shook her file folder, her eyes bright. I’m actually really excited to be telling you this. The only other people I’ve been able to tell are my other girlfriends.

Your Other Girlfriends?

Ashley waved her hand. I’ll get to that. Anyway, you can actually figure out how to watch other people’s dreams, she continued. And then enter them. After a while it’s really just another world. And it’s nicer than this one. There are still problems but everything isn’t so ruined. It’s like some alternative life, a second-chance world.

Michelle liked that, a second-chance world. As a writer she liked it. It had a ring. How Are You Able To Do All This? Michelle asked. Are You A Genius?

Ashley shrugged. You could do it too, she said.

Michelle fiddled nervously with her poky blue bangs. She pushed them out of her face. In This Other World, she said, I’ve Written More Books?

Ashley nodded.

Am I Famous? she asked. Am I A Famous Writer?

The girl shrugged. It’s relative, she said. Don’t get too excited. But, you’re happy. You’re sober. You look better.

The girl had successfully blown Michelle’s mind. I Just Can’t Imagine How My Life Gets From Here — Michelle gestured to the bookshop, noticing a tweaker in the Theology section trying to shove a hardcover down his pants. Just Take It! Michelle shouted at him. Take It And Get Out Of Here! The man shuffled out the door, startled. She returned her attention to Ashley. I Just Can’t Imagine How My Life Gets From This To That, she said, wiping sudden tears from her face. She couldn’t believe she was going to die before her life got cool.

I’ve found two other girls that I have significant relationships with, Ashley said. One is my girlfriend right now, in this world, and one is who I would fall in love with if I lived to go to college. And you’re. . well, I want you to come with me, too, to the other life where the world doesn’t end. Ashley leaned over the counter and took Michelle by her chin, kissed her.

Michelle pulled back. You’re Thirteen, she said.

I am and I’m not. I’m pretty much as mature as you. You’re an alcoholic and I’m an overachiever. It evens us out.

Can I Keep These? Michelle asked, her hand on the folder. I Just Need To Look At All This.

Ashley nodded. Of course. I brought them for you. She lifted her wrist and looked at her watch. I’ve got a tournament tonight. I know you won’t come, but you should know you’re invited.

What About Your Other Girlfriends? Michelle asked. She tried to imagine the harem of tweenage girls Ashley was keeping in her parents’ muddy, rustic home in Alaska. The slumber party of it. Michelle, pushing thirty, trying to will herself into an alternate dimension each night. She thought about the UFO cult that had recently drunk poison to somehow hop aboard a passing comet. How was this any saner? She imagined the parents that would arrest her as a pedophile the moment she crossed their threshold. Never mind her tweenage love rivals. Won’t Your Girlfriends Hate Me?

Ashley shrugged. They’re pretty cool, she said. They know about you. Our relationship won’t really happen until the future, so it doesn’t interfere with their love. We all just have to be really adult about it.

And If I Don’t Come What Happens?

You die, Ashley said.

I Could Die Anyway, Michelle said. Even If I Came. Your Plan Doesn’t Make A Lot Of Technical Sense. It Sounds Like A Wish.

It’s true, I might not figure it out. It does seem unlikely right now, but it’s definitely the only chance.

Can We Stay In Touch If I Don’t Go? Michelle asked. Can I Email You?

Ashley shook her head, her thin lips disappearing. No, she said . I’ll have to move on.