Colleen McCullough - 4. Caesar's Women

The trial had ended during the morning, and Caesar had been inconspicuously at the back of the crowd to hear Cicero. Before the jury had delivered its verdict he had gone, sending messengers flying in several directions. It had been an interesting trial for Caesar in a number of ways, commencing with the fact that he himself had once tried to bring Hybrida down on charges of murder and maiming while the commander of a squadron of Sulla's cavalry at Lake Orchomenus, in Greece. Caesar had also found himself fascinated by the young man prosecuting Hybrida this time, for he was a protg of Cicero's who now had the courage to face Cicero from the opposite side of the legal fence. Marcus Caelius Rufus, a very handsome and well set up fellow who had put together a brilliant case and quite cast Cicero into the shadows. Within moments of Cicero's opening his speech in Hybrida's defense, Caesar knew Hybrida was done for. Hybrida's reputation was just too well known for anyone to believe he hadn't pulled the wings off flies when a boy. Then came Cicero's digression. Caesar's temper went completely. He sat in the study at the Domus Publica and chewed his lips as he waited for those he had summoned to appear. So Cicero thought himself immune, did he? So Cicero thought he could say precisely what he liked without fear of reprisal? Well, Marcus Tullius Cicero, you have another think coming! I am going to make life very difficult for you, and you deserve it. Every overture thrown in my face, even now your beloved Pompeius has indicated he would like you to support me. And the whole of Rome knows why you love Pompeius he saved you from having to pick up a sword during the Italian War by throwing the mantle of his protection around you when you were both cadets serving under Pompeius's father, the Butcher. Not even for Pompeius will you put your trust in me. So I will make sure I use Pompeius to help haul you down. I showed you up with Rabirius, but more than that in trying Rabirius, I showed you that your own hide isn't safe. Now you're about to find out how it feels to look exile in the face. Why do they all seem to believe they can insult me with total impunity? Well, perhaps what I am about to do to Cicero will make them see they can't. I am not powerless to retaliate. The only reason I have not so far is that I fear I might not be able to stop. Publius Clodius arrived first, agog with curiosity, took the goblet of wine Caesar handed him and sat down. He then sprang up, sat down again, wriggled. Can you never sit still, Clodius?'' Caesar asked. "Hate it." "Try." Sensing that some sort of good news was in the offing, Clodius tried, but when he managed to control the rest of his appendages, his goatee continued to wriggle as his chin worked at pushing his lower lip in and out. A sight which Caesar seemed to find intensely amusing, for he finally burst out laughing. The odd thing about Caesar and his merriment, however, was that it failed to annoy Clodius the way for instance Cicero's did. "Why," asked Caesar when his mirth simmered down, do you persist in wearing that ridiculous tuft?'' "We're all wearing them," said Clodius, as if that explained it. "I had noticed. Except for my cousin Antonius, that is." Clodius giggled. "It didn't work for poor old Antonius, quite broke his spirit. Instead of sticking out, his goatee stuck up and kept tickling the end of his nose." "Am I allowed to guess why you are all growing hair on the ends of your faces?'' "Oh, I think you know, Caesar." "To annoy the boni." "And anyone else who's foolish enough to react." "I insist that you shave it off, Clodius. Immediately." "Give me one good reason why!" said Clodius aggressively. "It might suit a patrician to be eccentric, but plebeians are not sufficiently antique. Plebeians have to obey the mos maiorum." A huge smile of delight spread over Clodius's face. "You mean you've got the consent of the priests and augurs?" "Oh, yes. Signed, sealed, and delivered." "Even with Celer still here?" "Celer behaved like a lamb." Down went the wine, Clodius leaped to his feet. "I'd better find Publius Fonteius my adoptive father." "Sit down, Clodius! Your new father has been sent for." "Oh, I can be a tribune of the plebs! The greatest one in the history of Rome, Caesar!" A goateed Publius Fonteius arrived on the echo of Clodius's words, and grinned fatuously when informed that he, aged twenty, would become the father of a man aged thirty two. "Are you willing to release Publius Clodius from your paternal authority and will you shave off that thing?" asked Caesar of him. "Anything, Gaius Julius, anything!" "Excellent!" said Caesar heartily, and came round his desk to welcome Pompey. "What's amiss?" asked Pompey a trifle anxiously, then stared at the other two men present. "What is amiss?" "Not a thing, Magnus, I assure you," said Caesar, seating himself once more. "I need the services of an augur, is all, and I thought you might like to oblige me." "Anytime, Caesar. But for what?" "Well, as I'm sure you know, Publius Clodius has been desirous of abrogating his patrician status for some time. This is his adoptive father, Publius Fonteius. I'd like to get the business done this afternoon, if you'd act as augur." No, Pompey was not a fool. Caesar hadn't got it out before he understood the object of the exercise. He too had been in the Forum to listen to Cicero, and he had hurt more from it than Caesar had, for whatever insults were heaped on Caesar's head reflected on him. For years he'd put up with Cicero's vacillations; nor was he pleased with the way Cicero had shied on every occasion he had asked for help since his return from the East. Savior of his country indeed! Let the conceited nincompoop suffer a little for a change! Oh, how he'd cringe when he knew Clodius was on his tail! "I'm happy to oblige," said Pompey. "Then let's all meet in the Well of the Comitia in one hour's time," said Caesar. "I'll have the thirty lictors of the curiae present, and we'll get on with it. Minus the beards." Clodius lingered at the door. "Does it happen immediately, Caesar, or do I have to wait for seventeen days?" "Since the tribunician elections are not due for some months yet, Clodius, what does it matter?" asked Caesar, laughing. "But to make absolutely sure, we'll have another little ceremony after three nundinae have elapsed." He paused. "I presume you're sui iuris, not under the hand of Appius Claudius still?'' No, he ceased to be my paterfamilias when I married." "Then there is no impediment." Nor was there. Few of the men who mattered in Rome were there to witness the proceedings of adrogatio, with their prayers, chants, sacrifices and archaic rituals. Publius Clodius, formerly a member of the patrician gens Claudia, became a member of the plebeian gens Fonteia for a very few moments before assuming his own name again and continuing to be a member of the gens Claudia but this time of a new plebeian branch, distinct from the Claudii Marcelli. He was, in effect, founding a new Famous Family. Unable to enter the religious circle, Fulvia watched from the closest spot she could, then joined Clodius afterward to whoop about the lower Forum telling everyone that Clodius was going to be a tribune of the plebs next year and that Cicero's days as a Roman citizen were numbered.

Cicero learned of it in the little crossroads settlement of Tres Tabernae, on his way to Antium; there he met young Curio. "My dear fellow," said Cicero warmly, drawing Curio into his private parlor at the best of the three inns, "the only thing which saddens me to meet you is that it means you haven't yet resumed your brilliant attacks on Caesar. What happened? Last year so vocal, this year so silent." "1 got bored," said Curio tersely; one of the penalties of flirting with the boni was that one had to put up with people like Cicero, who also flirted with the boni. He was certainly not about to tell Cicero now that he had stopped attacking Caesar because Clodius had helped him out of a financial embarrassment, and fixed as his price silence on the subject of Caesar. So, having a little venom of his own, he sat down companionably with Cicero and let the conversation flow wherever Cicero wished for some time. Then he asked, "How do you feel about Clodius's new plebeian status?" The effect was all he could have hoped for. Cicero went white, grabbed the edge of the table and hung on for dear life. "What did you say?" the savior of his country whispered. "Clodius is a plebeian." "When?" "Not too many days ago you will travel by litter, Cicero; you move at the pace of a snail. I didn't see it myself, but I heard all about it from Clodius, very elated. He's standing for the tribunate of the plebs, he tells me, though I'm not quite sure why aside from settling his score with you. One moment he was praising Caesar like a god because Caesar had procured him his lex Curiata, the next moment he was saying that as soon as he entered office he'd invalidate all Caesar's laws. But that's Clodius!" The color now flooded into Cicero's face, reddening it to the point whereat Curio wondered if he was about to have a stroke. Caesar made him a plebeian?'' On the same day you let your tongue run away with you at the trial of Hybrida. At noon all was peace and quiet, three hours later there was Clodius screaming his new plebeian status from the rooftops. And that he'd be prosecuting you." "Free speech is dead!" groaned Cicero. "You're only just finding that out?" Curio asked, grinning. "But if Caesar made him a plebeian, why is he threatening to invalidate all Caesar's laws?" "Oh, not because he's vexed with Caesar," Curio said. "It's Pompeius he loathes. Caesar's laws are designed to benefit Magnus, that simple. Clodius deems Magnus a tumor in Rome's bowels." "Sometimes I agree with him," Cicero muttered. Which didn't prevent his greeting Pompey with joy when he reached Antium to find the Great Man staying there on his way back to Rome after a quick trip to Campania as a land committeeman. "Have you heard that Clodius is now a plebeian?" he asked as soon as he considered it polite to terminate the courtesies. "I didn't hear it, Cicero, I was a part of it," said Pompey, bright blue eyes twinkling. "I took the auspices, and very fine they were too. The clearest liver! Classical." "Oh, what's going to happen to me now?" moaned Cicero, his hands writhing. "Nothing, Cicero, nothing!" said Pompey heartily. "Clodius is all talk, believe me. Neither Caesar nor I will let him harm a hair of your venerable head." "Venerable?" squawked Cicero. "You and I, Pompeius, are the same age!" "Who said I wasn't venerable too?" "Oh, I'm doomed!" "Nonsense!" said Pompey, reaching over to pat Cicero's back between his huddled shoulders. "Give you my word he won't harm you, truly!" A promise Cicero wanted desperately to cling to; but could anyone keep Clodius in check once he had a target in sight? "How do you know he won't harm me?" he asked. "Because I told him not to at the adoption ceremony. Time someone told him! He reminds me of a really bumptious and cocky junior military tribune who mistakes a little talent for a lot. Well, I'm used to dealing with those! He just needed smartening up by the man with the real talent the general." That was it. Curio's puzzle answered. Didn't Pompey begin to understand? A man of respectable birth from rural parts didn't presume to tell a patrician Roman how to behave. If Clodius had not already decided he loathed Pompey, to be treated like a junior military tribune by the likes of Pompeius Magnus at the very moment of his victory would surely have done it.