Eric Chevillard - Palafox
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- Название:Palafox
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The rosebushes at La Gloriette are Algernon’s pride and joy. My daughter and my roses are all I have, he can be heard repeating now and again. And there’s no question of leaving Palafox to gambol throughout the park. We know how to behave ourselves, we can resist the temptation to nibble on roses, brains of lamb, whipped cream, meringues, Palafox would throw himself instinctually and hungrily on these tender cauliflowers. The art of the table and the garden, it’s all the same to a herbivore. Apart from the hours of seaside work and play, we lock him up in late lamented Archie’s shack. The evening constitutional with Olympia should last only as long as necessary. On those rare occasions when he is allowed in the house, care should be taken to protect against his scaling the staircase leading to the upper floors or to his crossing the threshold of the blue living room where Algernon has his collection of old earthenware on display. My daughter and my earthenware are all I have, he can be heard repeating now and again. But Palafox is tolerated from time to time in the kitchen or the laundry.
Barbed flowerbeds, short grass grown for the eye and the naked foot, even if he succeeded at escaping our attention, Palafox wouldn’t find a great deal here to nibble, chomp or bite. Olympia takes him to graze in the neighboring fields. They leave, dawn ebbs, a bell around the neck of the drowsy creature jingles merrily, a gentle music, unpretentious, background music to which your ear quickly grows accustomed, above which we can continue to talk, soon you won’t pay it any mind, without ceasing to hear it though as it will accompany Palafox hereafter wherever he may roam. We won’t spend the rest of our lives chasing after the dirty beast. Henceforth, should it seeks to flee, it will not get far, if it gets lost we won’t have to find it. Music written by Algernon Buffoon. Olympia holds the baton. She doesn’t hesitate to use it. The pasture is nearby but Palafox is slow, reluctant, called by the ferns and thistle of the ditches. Two strokes of the baton applied without the least cruelty by its mahout make him pick up the pace. His tail reveals his aching croup, caresses it as if in consolation, swats flies from his nose, wipes away tears. The field and the pond belong to Algernon. A perfect location. Olympia sits in the grass making sure no harm comes to anyone. The grasshoppers happily make room for her. Palafox on one paw searches the silt of the pond for little earth-worms or tadpoles. Towards noon, Algernon, his daughter and Chancelade rejoin them, a fine idea, picnicking together. Maureen lays a white blanket by way of a tablecloth, everyone gets to it, Algernon breaks bread, Olympia peels, Chancelade opens cans and pulls corks, the wind distributes their paper napkins to the wasps, paper plates to the tree frogs, time to eat. Chancelade serves the wine. Maureen, no thank you, drinks only milk. She eats little. Her lips part, the flower always first before the fruit, Maureen hesitates a moment between a peach and a pear, and instead swallows a cherry — but she hasn’t touched a thing, objects Algernon. Not even her milk — this morning a cow was padding heavily around them and now a wisp of a myriapod foundered in a mad panic waiting for Maureen to save him, it was time, Palafox will live.
Quick, look, Olympia whispers. Before obeying, this brief aside, the notion of progress has no meaning but for the human race, all others stagnate, including the dolphin and the ant, very overestimated, those two. That’s the way that men (of peasant stock, now on Wall Street) have developed then brought to perfection through time many tactics for landing fiancées, the best and the most widespread of which consists of bumping into them and then picking up the bags you made them drop, there are others, you can also flatly apologize for having run into their car with yours, slammed a door on their fingers or overturned your alcoholic beverage, staining her dress, too bad, such a pretty dress, I’m just the worst, take my handkerchief, etc. But the kingfisher has no need to come up with anything imaginative or constructive. He has it made. Because of a ballet established once and for all time in the beginning by the first varicolored couple in the line, the female allows herself to be mounted, her throat swells, her cloaca tints a delicate pink. Olympia — her voice betraying her emotion — rightly calls our attention to the nuptials in progress of one kingfisher. The bird zooms into the sky, right above the pond, spreads water-repellant wings (like a lecher his raincoat passing among schoolchildren) and exhibits his unearned decorations (like an officer exhibiting his medals after getting back into his uniform, when the fathers of the little girls threaten to beat the shit out of him) so as to seduce the female on the ground below. Queen lifts her head in a sign of acquiescence. She consents to lay his eggs. King calls it quits and alights near her on the bank of the pond, and we might note parenthetically and alphabetically the presence of reeds, rushes, arrowheads and sedges. Busy at his business, he doesn’t hear the furious chirping of a rival who approaches, who is beside him, thrown like a stone, Palafox flies at him. He had been grunting dully, huddled in Maureen’s palm, while we admired the bird’s acrobatic flight. He tensed all of a sudden when he saw the Queen on the bank, his fur standing on end. Maureen murmured mollifying words. Palafox trembled beneath her touch. He reared back his head, his antennas vibrated, pointed towards the pond. We offered him a chicken carcass, the remains of a rice cake, he pushed the bowl aside. Two delicate clouds of vapor left his two wet nostrils. He frowned, chops curled up to his eyes, gums and ruby palate bared, his bifid tongue, he emitted a short cry and pounced. Maureen, thrown aside, rolled into the grass.
Initially surprised by the speed and ferocity of the attack, the King has collected himself. The two adversaries size each other up. Palafox bobs and weaves beneath jabs from the King’s beak. Using his open mandibles, he counter-attacks with irritating little raids.
(Algernon knew the Tsu-Chi-King well, very nearly by heart from having read and reread it, which regulated cricket-fighting in Ancient China. The noblest of these insects lived in richly decorated palaces, built for them, where they had their own miniature dishes and furniture, and very meticulous servants. Drugs were mixed into their food to stimulate their natural aggression. The crickets fought unto death, in a closed field of battle, spurred on by the cracking of whips (four hairs at the end of an ivory rod) and by the flicks of the gamblers. Curled in his palace, the winner would devote himself to reproduction. Larvae were chosen, certain vintages proving highly esteemed. Then a magnanimous sovereign condemned the sport as cruel and hundreds of cricket gladiators were released into the wild. Now it all becomes clear: Palafox’s roots. Algernon won’t hear different.)
Their short twisted paws find no footing, the two males slip, clash, vacillate, each trying to knock the other on his back. Queen has drawn her head into her shell. She could care less about the outcome of the struggle, may the best win and mount her, and may the other swiftly die. King dominates, his pincers fastened over Palafox’s own, he arches like a matador to deliver the deathblow, the stinger sticking from his abdomen is a redoubtable weapon, difficult to improve upon, in the possession of which we humans doubtless would be if function truly induced form. Algernon takes Olympia by the arm and reassures her, he explains that the venom of one is harmless to the other while mortal for man, spinsters included, that she would be wrong to risk her life, that Palafox doesn’t need any help, and look, he’s broken free. A strong attack lands Palafox’s adversary against a tree. For the weeping willow it’s the last straw — what sadness is life, what boredom — it flops into the pond. The right eye and the groin wet with blood, King barely on his feet once again lurches at Palafox. Indifferent Queen chews an ash sapling, or maybe it’s poplar, it’s really hard to say, you really have to taste it to be sure. All of a sudden she stops, her eyelids shut. King freezes. When Palafox wails, you listen. Then he lowers his head, life starts back up again, so does King, the hit is horrible, the two grow entangled, the tangle tires them, King and Palafox spin in place without breaking apart or coming unstuck, Philemon and Baucus knew the feeling — and by the way, Algernon spits out, it was ash. King tires. Palafox standing on his spurs makes him back up, his tail is a bouquet of billhooks, the other clings with beak and nails to the scarlet wattles on his neck, a few feathers fly, the two topple into the pond. Never before had we heard Olympia lament her inability to swim. It’s the very first time.
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