Eric Newby - A Traveller’s Life

ToMy Fellow Traveller

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

List of Illustrations

Introduction

1. Birth of a Traveller (1919)

2. The Baby as a Traveller

3. Rings Around the Tombs in SW13 (1923)

4. Travels in Harrods

5. Westward Ho! (1925)

6. A Walk in the Sun (1925)

7. Journeys Through Darkest Hammersmith (1928–36)

8. Lands and Peoples

9. Mystery Tour (1927)

10. Something in West One (1936–8)

11. I Go to Sea (1938)

12. Snakes and Ladders (1939–42)

13. Love Among the Ruins (1942)

14. A Trip to Italy (1942)

15. Conducted Tours with the Third Reich (1944)

16. Götterdämmerung (1944–5)

17. Commercial Traveller (1946–54)

18. Travels in My Imagination (1947)

19. When Did You Last Cross the Oxus? (1956)

20. The Most Unforgettable Character I Never Met (1958)

21. A Visitor from Lhasa (1958)

22. MG Buyer (1960–3)

23. Down the Drain (1963)

24. A Princely Shoot (1963)

25. Lonely Islands (1964)

26. New York (1965)

27. A Walk on Broadway (1965)

28. Lawrence’s Jordan (1967)

29. Treetops, East Africa (1967)

30. Orient Express (1969)

31. The Pera Palace Hotel (1969)

32. A Journey in the Wilderness (1971)

33. Wimbledon to Italy by Bicycle (1971)

34. Port-au-Prince (1972)

35. Leaving The Observer (1973)

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Praise

Also by the Author

Plates

Copyright

About the Publisher

The traveller in his pram

My mother in our Napier car

My first unaccompanied travels

A mystery tour by charabanc

Storm in the Southern Ocean

Washing up in the port fo’c’sle

Wanda aged eighteen

On the run in Italy during the war

Myself aged twenty-three

Constantinople in the 1830s

Myself as fashion buyer, with Katharine Whitehorn ( Desmond O’Neill )

On the island of Fara, Scapa Flow

Wanda descending the Ganges

Seen from the Istanbul Express, Bulgaria

Sheikh Ayid Awad Zalabin in Wadi Rumm

In the Pera Palace Hotel, Istanbul ( Wanda Newby )

Myself relaxing at the Pera Palace Hotel

Bicycling from the Wash to Wimbledon ( Chris Smith )

St Katharine’s Monastery, Mount Sinai

The favourite wife of Sheikh el Sheikh Abu Abdullah of the Umzeini Bedu ( Wanda Newby )

This book is not an autobiography. It concerns itself for the most part, as the title suggests, with my life as a traveller in however modest a fashion from the time I was born more than sixty years ago.

Some of these travels were in distant places, in what used to be referred to as ‘foreign parts’. But this is by no means true of all of them, and some of them were very near home indeed, for I agree with Ogden Nash’s more or less unassailable definition of what constitutes a foreigner and what is a foreign part:

The place you’re at

Is your habitat.

Everywhere else you’re a foreigner.

If you can bring yourself to believe this, it takes a lot of the sting out of the cost of travel; and it is why I felt it reasonable to include my journeys through Harrods – a strange early adventure which befell me and my somewhat oversexed nurse while she was propelling me in a baby carriage through a London suburb – as well as an account of some equally bizarre excursions into the underworld of the London sewers by night while working as a fashion buyer of dresses, retailing at ten guineas and upwards, for a chain of department stores during the day.

The somewhat episodic nature of the book is because one cannot continue going round the world for ever without intermissions in which one tries to make money, licks one’s wounds, and re-equips oneself for further ventures. Even a traveller such as the Arab Ibn Battuta, born at Tangier in 1304 – perhaps the greatest traveller of all time who, in the course of his life, was estimated to have covered seventy-five thousand miles not counting detours, the only medieval traveller who is known to have visited the lands of every Muhammedan ruler of his time, quite apart from such infidel countries as Ceylon and China – was not always on the go, taking time off to get married here and there or to act as a counsellor of moderation to a mad potentate. In fact, travellers such as those who go into orbit and fail to come out of it, or travellers like the Jew who spat at Christ at the crucifixion and was condemned to wander the world for ever, can only be regarded as exceptionally unfortunate.

In his writings, the Venerable Bede compared the span of human life to coming out of darkness into a lighted hall and, having reached the end of it, finding oneself under the necessity of setting off once more into the all-embracing gloom. To me life has been more like one of those sections of autostrada on the Italian Riviera, on which there are lots of tunnels, some long, some short, with sunlit open spaces of varying lengths between them for which the darkness leaves one temporarily dazzled and often unprepared.

Why do people travel? To escape their creditors. To find a warmer or cooler clime. To sell Coca-Cola to the Chinese. To find out what is over the seas, over the hills and far away, round the corner, over the garden wall – with a ladder and some glasses you could see to Hackney Marshes if it wasn’t for the houses in between, in the words of the old music hall song, the writer of which one feels was about to take off.

Why have I travelled? Difficult to answer, that is when not engaged in the equivalent of selling Coca-Cola to the Chinese (large size dresses in Leeds), or travelling as a sailor or a soldier. Partly, undoubtedly, for amusement and sheer curiosity and partly, as Evelyn Waugh wrote in the preface to a book I wrote which described a journey through the Hindu Kush, to satisfy ‘the longing, romantic, reasonless, which lies deep in the hearts of most Englishmen, to shun the celebrated spectacles of the tourist and, without any concern with science or politics or commerce, simply to set their feet where few civilized feet have trod’.

BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, DEATHS BIRTHS

NEWBY. – On the 6th December at 3 Castelnau Mansions, Barnes, SW13, to Hilda Newby, wife of Geo. A. Newby – a son.

In this extravagant fashion – altogether it cost 50p ($1.95), 1 at a time when Lady Secretaries with shorthand and typing were earning around £3.50 ($13.65) a week – my arrival was announced on the following Tuesday, 9 December, in The Times and the Daily Telegraph , two of the daily newspapers my father ‘took in’ at that period. The other was the Daily Mirror , then a rather genteel paper, which he ordered for my mother, but never looked at himself, and which she passed on to the cook/housekeeper when she had finished with it. From then on it was also passed on to a nurse.

As an event my birthday can scarcely be said to have been one of great consequence except to my parents, their relatives and friends. What is perhaps more interesting, and I hope the reader may think so too, is what sort of day that now far-off Saturday in December 1919 turned out to be, and what was going on in the world beyond the windows of that first-floor flat in which I was born facing the Metropolitan Waterboard’s reservoirs and filter beds by the Thames on the Surrey side of Hammersmith Bridge.