William Gaddis - J R

— I do have another appointment Mister Davidoff, perhaps…

— Right with you Beamish just want to clear up one, Moyst…? While you’re on how are you boys fixed for toilet paper… No no the Army, the Army, got a backed up inventory in one of our divisions that… roll type yes what… enough to last till when…? Oh barring a mass defection by the military thought you said a mass defec… read what back to me… Can’t take the time now no just check it out with our legal beagle here waiting for a call from Senator Milliken probably been trying to reach me while you were… No what golf game… don’t think the Boss is too big on golf no probably want to send his second in command here Mister Bast seems really go on it just had a practice set delivered to his uptown… his calendar that week’s all clear yes set it up any sweat he’ll call them at the Senate Office Build… don’t worry about it, takes care of that Beamish want me to run through this release again so you can…

— No no please Mister Davidoff I, I did hear it through and would see no legal difficulties so long as such contracts exist. The details of the actual projects are unfamiliar to me of course but if I heard correctly, I must say the notion of rendering sounds to a solid state by freezing them is simply, is really quite beyond the bounds of even the most childish fan…

— Won’t argue with you Beamish hard to believe what these science boys come up with people sniffers laser beams cut you in half must know what they’re up to, trip to the moon out of Julius Verne one day next day they’re walking around up there eating ham sandwiches come back and peddle soft drinks and postage stamps the Boss thinks we might ring one in on promotion when the wraps are off whatever this transport wait there wait, Virginia get Skinner away from that door think he could hear the piano in there hear it playing all the way over here can’t you Beamish…?

— Yes in fact I was enjoying it, it sounded a little like Biz…

— Where’s the here key to the washroom up the hall give him this Virginia thought he knew when Mister Bast’s…

— But good heavens Mister Davidoff I beg your pardon but, you don’t mean the piano is in the lava…

— Had to take the legs off to get it in there doesn’t bother us at all he…

— But good heavens doesn’t it bother him? playing in the…

— Know what you mean Beamish people trying to help him he doesn’t make it any easier sometimes, give him privacy clean well lighted place he complains about the acoustics think this foundation project was the reason we’re in business hardly get a yes or no out of him have to make half the decisions around here myself, just thought the next time you’re in touch with the Boss might want to put a word in, adding new candidates to his board of directors couple of names I never heard of, company running up toward four hundred million in sales just brought in to do their PR end up running the store thought you might just hold on…

— It’s that Mister Gall calling Mister Davidoff he…

— Who?

— Mister Gall that writer with the hair and his teeth are all…

— Just tell him to get that Indian script up here or we’ll all be no here give it to me, hello? Yes hold on, oh and Beamish couple of things the Boss wants checked out trademarks I mentioned and this shipping corporation payroll Piscator’s set up be right with you, hello? Yes what’s holding up that Indian… When did he leave ought to be here by wait, oh Virginia see where Skinner’s gal’s getting with that black probably this messenger been here all the time hand him a picture book and he forgets what he… what? What’s he bringing up a copy of your play for too nobody… Nobody here named Walldecker no I will if he shows up don’t worry ab… No but what’s holding up this profile on the Boss got Skinner in there ready to… that’s your problem you’re the writer all the hard info we’ve got is in that bio I pulled together from… Don’t worry about it then leave it hazy, starts off dealing in landfill operations gets into some deals with the government has his eye on Eagle Mills builds up the capital to go after it moves in and… Wouldn’t say that no just bring in the emphasis on low-cost operations companywide the… Wouldn’t try the team player image no play with this family of companies angle divisional autonomy just keeps an eye on their tax and prof… Don’t know that either no tells me the Alabama College of Business but his second in command here lets slip he never made it out of sixth grade probably amounts to about the same… Play it up no play it up want to make a big splash in this education market took over Duncan got right to the gut issue how to slash encyclopedia textbook prices help other kids have the opportunities he never… Wouldn’t put it that way no played against the welfare issue bleeding hearts he’s not ashamed of the old-fashioned ideas that made America what it… Well go up to the library dig out some of the President’s speeches whole Protestant work ethic head of General Motors on free enterprise whole utilitarian pragmatism angle what works, sees how things are not how they ought to be whole approach is what works sort of a two edged sword forged from… No getting some sniping from the liberal press want to get across his image sees where the parade’s heading before it does gets out in front of it and leads it right over the… what? Well why not look at the three we’ve had in the last ten years oh and this drug donation want to bring in this big drug donation in the southeast Asia market line him up for one of these awards service to humanit… have a what? Never heard of one if he has no, might try building one up between him and Virginia here usual warmth trust loyalty she’s been on his… what one of her? Last thing you’d want them to see no don’t have one of him either just use Mister Bast’s idea say he’s too busy to have his picture taken helps… who Bast? Pretty colorless no, went to conservation school dabbles in music on the side here probably inherits it, the Boss says his father’s a master tunesmith can’t make a living at it has to work as a railroad conductor to support himsel… don’t worry about it just clean it up and get it in here a s a p got that? Just a profile we’re pulling together here Beamish the Boss wants to run a version in She sort of a preview of the full length bio, thinks the aura of his success may rub off on it one thing the gals like it’s success, feeling most of his is because he hates to part with a dollar rather find a way to take over the creditor oh Virginia man in the hat there just came in see if his name’s Walldecker, getting pressed for time here Beamish can’t give you much more something else on your mind we can…

— Clear up yes by all means nothing could delight…

— Payroll question you just mentioned yes any of your checks drawn on the J R Shipping Corporation?

— No as a matter of fact I have yet to receive…

— Subsidiary the Boss had Nonny set up says a check for fifteen percent of his bid on a hull up at auction in Galveston went in wants as many people as possible companywide put on that payroll get in on this six percent government subsidy to U S shipping…

— Mister Davidoff again, while the legality of such an approach sounds highly questionable and I would have to look into it…

— All the Boss wants you to do Beamish check out the legal…

— Setting up a shipping company on the basis of one hull for the purpose of asking the government to contribute six percent of the company’s entire…

— Know what you mean Beamish small potatoes compared to what these wheat dealers pull down seems to think he may bring something off with these bellies though according to Nonny has him looking into export restrictions on U S commodities going in American bottoms may just end up hanging it on Nobili’s Panama branch probably the only reason he bought in there use it as a tax haven transshipping point nothing but a warehouse and oh and Virginia, that letter to Nobili Panama retype it get streptohydrazid right this time and get it off today, one of their drugs the FDA just knocked off the U S market the Boss at you to fight that Beamish?