Brubaker senior had pulled strings to ensure that his son and heir was spared the dangers of service in the armed forces. Instead, Clarence became a war reporter, which sounded more adventurous than it was. Daddy took care that his offspring was assigned to Allied headquarters, which like most headquarters in the military history of modern times was situated well behind the lines, so that while the generals waged war, the war itself would not disturb them.
Clarence P. Brubaker arrived in Berlin with the American army of occupation, intending to file reports from the post-war front line. A cousin on his mother's side was something quite high up in the military government. On his say-so, Brubaker was quartered in a requisitioned villa behind US headquarters and thus outside the prohibited zone. Accommodation of this quality was usually reserved for high-ranking officers with families.
The house was well furnished and in the past had belonged to one Dr Isaak, who discreetly helped the ladies of Berlin society out of certain difficulties and sent them steep bills for his services. An Aryan' colleague called Kruger made sure that Isaak was sent to a camp when Hitler came to power, and took over his villa and his practice for peanuts. He sent the wives of high-up Nazi functionaries equally hefty bills until his racket was finally busted. He too had been providing ladies with abortions.
The two doctors met again in Buchenwald. They both survived the war, and were liberated by American troops. Isaak emigrated to Palestine, where he was hanged by the British as an active member of the underground Hagannah movement. Kruger, as a victim of the Nazis, received a good sum of money in compensation and became a respected member of Dr Adenauer's Christian Democrat party.
Neither Ben nor Mr Brubaker knew about the intertwined fates of the two doctors, nor would they have cared. Ben wanted his suit. Brubaker wanted Nazis.
'Nazis,' said Brubaker. 'I want to meet Nazis. Do you know any?'
'What for?' asked Ben cautiously.
'I won't give anyone away. I just want a first-hand story. I'll pay well.'
'How well?' Ben asked, sucking one of the Cokes he had taken from his host's fridge through a straw.
Brubaker did not answer because someone was knocking at the kitchen door. He opened it. 'Hello, Curt, come on in.'
Ben looked at the newcomer with interest. Another American who might turn out to be profitable. He'd have to test the ground first, of course. The man had thin fair hair, a round, rosy face, and pale-blue eyes. His uniform showed that he was a US civilian.
'This is Ben,' Brubaker introduced him. 'Say hello to Mr Chalford, Ben.'
'Hi.' Ben went on sucking with concentration.
Curtis Chalford lived in the villa next door. 'Could I borrow some coffee? I was too late for the PX.'
'Sure. Would you like a drink, Curt?' Brubaker offered politely.
'No thanks, Clarence. Goodbye, my boy.' Chalford left with a couple of sachets of Nescafe.
'Would you like a coffee too?' Ben shook his head. He was perfectly happy with his Coke. 'I'll make you a sandwich.' Mr Brubaker might not be very bright, but he was a kind-hearted soul.
'OK,' Ben generously agreed. 'So what will you pay?'
A couple of cartons of cigarettes for a genuine Nazi with a story to tell.'
'All right, I'll keep my ears open,' promised Ben. He was wondering feverishly how he could come up with a Nazi in these lousy times, when everyone was so keen never to have been one.
Little Hajo Konig came to his aid. He had been discharged from hospital now, and the bandaged stump of his right arm lay in a sling. His greatest grief was that he couldn't go swimming. The wound hadn't healed well enough yet. 'But they send me to school,' he said gloomily.
Before his accident, Hajo had made a discovery in the loft above the false ceiling at home. A dagger of honour with the eagle and swastika, a brown uniform and a whole lot of other stuff.' The uniform and its accessories had belonged to Tietge, the Nazi local group leader, who'd taken his own life.
Ben did some very quick thinking. He must have this valuable find. 'It's strictly forbidden, you know,' he told the younger boy. 'If they find that stuff at your place you'll all end up in jail.' He let this sword of Damocles hover in the air for a little while before making his generous offer: 'I'll get rid of it all for you for ten Yankee cigarette ends.'
'Suppose they catch you, though?'
'Oh, well, you know my old man's with the cops.'
One Sunday in September the Konig parents went to visit relations. Jutta Weber was working at the Club as usual. Herr Brandenburg was out too. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. 'I only found six,' Hajo apologized, holding out the cigarette ends on the flat of his hand. 'I'11 get you the rest next week.'
Ben put the cigarette ends carelessly in his trouser pocket. 'Wait for me at your place.' He ran home and fetched an empty potato sack from the shed at the end of the garden.
Hajo let him in. 'Up there.' He pointed to the loft, which was above the bathroom door. They carried the kitchen table into the corridor and put a chair on it. Ben climbed up, and wriggled into the loft on his stomach.
'Oh wow!' he murmured, catching sight of these treasures of the Thousand-Year Reich. 'Can you hold the sack open?' he asked out loud. Hajo managed it with his teeth and his unharmed left hand. One by one the dagger, uniform garments, Party insignia, a cap, and a Party booklet with a once-coveted low membership number went into the potato sack. 'That could get you at least two years in jail,' Ben prophesied darkly.
'Just get rid of it,' begged the little boy. 'I'll find you the rest of the cigarette ends next week, I promise.'
Ben hid the sack with his booty in the garden shed, having first removed a round swastika badge with a gilt edge. He took this to Mr Brubaker, who was brooding over a news story.
'Look, this belongs to a Nazi. He'll sell it for a carton of Yank fags because he can't wear it right now, he says.'
Brubaker took a carton of Camels from a cupboard. 'Where is the man? Can I talk to him?'
'He doesn't want to see anyone, he's afraid they'll put him behind bars because he was the Fuhrer's right-hand man.'
'Hitler's right-hand man?' Clarence P Brubaker was delighted.
Or maybe his left-hand man, I'm not quite sure.'
'Tell him I'm prepared to meet him secretly. No one will hear about it.'
'I'll see what I can do,' Ben promised, and he put the carton of Camels under his shirt and left. Suddenly he was in a great hurry.
Meanwhile. Brubaker opened his Remington portable and, with a blissful expression on his face, began hammering out his story on the typewriter: 'Hitler's right-hand man goes underground in Berlin. ' The folks back home would tear the Hackensack Herald from each other's hands. His colleagues on other papers would be green with envy. But that was only the beginning of a path that would lead inevitably to the Pulitzer Prize. Daddy would be proud of him.
On his way home, Ben thought of the fairy-tale of the donkey spewing gold at both ends. The animal was visibly assuming the features of Clarence P Brubaker.

Captain Ashburner braked sharply outside the terraced house in Riemeister Strasse and unfolded his long legs from the jeep. He walked through the front garden and pressed the bell, to no avail: the power was off again. He knocked on the door. Inge Dietrich opened it.
'John Ashburner,' he introduced himself.
'I know your name. I'm Inge Dietrich.'
'How do you do, ma'am? Is the inspector in?'
'He's just come home. Please come in. Mr Ashburner.'
'Thank you, ma'am.' The captain took of his cap and put it. very correctly, under his left arm.
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