David Ohle - The Old Reactor

“Had a hell of donnicker, too. Slapped it with his knees when he was running at me.”

“Don’t worry. I took care of that little menace, if you know what I mean — a favor for Big Ernie over at the bear claw place. That same jelly deformed his daughter.”

“I know Big Ernie. The body on that daughter is so very nice. I’d give anything to mate with her, but Big Ernie doesn’t like me.”

One of the Sisters burst out of the church with a broom and waved it wildly. “Get away from here, you bums.”

“Hey,” the man protested, “aren’t you supposed to give us comfort?”

The Sister grimaced and placed a hand on her hip. “Go on, get moving.”

Moldenke and the deformed man parted company, going separate ways amid the sidewalk crush.

The green light was on at Big Ernie’s. A line extended out the front door. Moldenke took his place behind a young free woman reading Burke’s Treatise . For a few minutes, as the line moved slowly forward, Moldenke looked over her shoulder and tried to read some of the text. With his weak eyesight it was impossible. “Excuse me,” he said, “why is everyone reading that book?”

Without turning all the way, she said, “It’s the only one you can get these days. They’re old, falling apart, pre-liberation.”

“Where can I get a one?”

“People throw them away. I found this one in a gutter on the west side.”

“Thanks. I’ll keep my eyes open.”

Sorrel greeted Moldenke with a frown when he reached the counter. “What happened to your ear, Moldenke? It looks awful.”

“Out on the Byway. Some jellyhead got me.”

It was then that Moldenke saw how much Sorrel’s face had improved. Much of the scarring had gone away. Her lips were fuller and a healthy red.

“You look better, Sorrel. Your face is healing. Are you treating it with something? Barrel honey maybe?”

“I’ve been bathing in the Old Reactor pool. Something in the water re-forms flesh and bone. Everybody’s doing it. You should give it a try. I’ll go with you. Come here at eight sharp tomorrow. Knock on the door. We’re closed on Sunday.”

“Very good. I’ll be here.”

“Where is that nasty little girl you had?”

“She’s in the Home. I’m rid of her.”

“Good. How many claws?”

“Give me four.” He showed his card.

“Oops, sorry, you can get only two with that kind of card.”

“Yeah, I forgot.”

As he waited for the Arden car, Moldenke ate one of the warm bear claws, which settled well in his stomach. He would save the other one and offer it to the concierge when he got back to the Tunney. It would be a decent gesture and give him further leverage in maintaining his toilet privileges. He wrapped the waxed paper tightly around it, put it into his pocket, and boarded the car.

There were very few open seats, all of them in the rear, where jellyheads generally liked to sit. It was a Saturday afternoon and free men and women were taking advantage of the pleasant weather while it lasted. Hundreds had been out walking in the Quarter and were now going home. Having no choice, Moldenke sat with the jellyheads. Next to him was an elderly female with a small, bulging suitcase leaking blood at the seams. “Hi, there,” the jellyhead said.

“Hello.”

“I apologize for the stink. There’s two heads in here, my husband’s and my lazy son’s. I’m taking them to Saposcat’s. We lived out by the Old Reactor.”

“Did you ever bathe in the pond?”

“When I was a kid, all the time. Then they wouldn’t let us anymore, after the liberation. That water was good for us.”

“I’m going to swim there tomorrow.” He turned his head so that she could see the other side. “For this ear. Maybe it’ll re-form.”

“Maybe it will, but I wouldn’t stay in that pond too long. What’s good for us might be bad for a regular like you.”

“Thanks for the warning.”

She hefted the dripping suitcase. “Excuse me, but next stop is Saposcat’s.”

“Mine too,” Moldenke said. He stood up to let the jelly-head pass, his ankle throbbing, his ear still sore and burning. The two got off together. Moldenke held her elbow as she went down the steps, helping to balance the heavy suitcase.

“Thank you so much,” she said.

The two parted pays on the sidewalk — the jellyhead to leave the heads at Saposcat’s, Moldenke to the Tunney for some rest.

When he got there, already tired with the day only half done, the concierge was bent over her commode cleaning the bowl with a long brush.

“I have a bear claw for you, from Big Ernie’s in the Quarter,” he told her.

“Oh, isn’t that sweet. Thank you.” She put away the brush and came to her little Dutch door, through which she could monitor any comings and goings in the foyer, the stairs, and the hallway. “I just love them.”

“I’m going there tomorrow. I’ll bring you another one. I have a date with Big Ernie’s daughter. We’re going out to soak in the Old Reactor pond. It might help this ear.”

“That’s nice. The water is wonderful and she’s a fine girl. I know her and Big Ernie. Would you like to use the toilet before you go up to your room?”

Moldenke’s bowel, while not angry, was anxious. Better now than later it was telling him.

“I suppose so, yes. Thanks.”

The concierge opened the bottom half of her Dutch door and let him into her small apartment. He turned toward the little room with the commode and she followed him there, stepping on his heels once or twice on the way. When he tried to close the door, she stopped him. “Leave it open. I want to watch.”

He’d been many times sitting hip to hip with strangers in public privies but never had anyone wanted to stand by and watch him empty his bowels. If that was the price he was going to have to pay now to have access to this sublime convenience, then he would pay it.

“Do you mind if I read a bit? It isn’t going to come easily.”

“That’s fine. I’m just watching. Do what you would do.”

Moldenke looked up at a boarded-over window above the bathtub. “Too bad about that,” he said. “We could be getting some air in here.”

“My husband did that when the liberation was happening. A lot of glass was getting broken.”

Moldenke picked up Burke’s Treatise . He began reading the book’s introductory note. The words and sentences had to be read over and over to get any sense of them. What little he could retain was quickly forgotten. He put the book back on the stool. The concierge stood there, arms folded, watching without expression.

“I don’t think I can go right now,” Moldenke said. “Maybe in the morning?”

The concierge was displeased but understanding. “Go to your room, then. I hope you have something to show me tomorrow.”

“I will, I will. First, I’m going to nap for a few hours, then I’ll go over to Saposcat’s and have some scrapple. That should generate anger down there overnight. Good afternoon.”

Moldenke succeeded in sleeping until dinner time and felt hungry and refreshed when he rolled out of his cot. Downstairs the concierge stood behind her Dutch door. “Good afternoon, Moldenke.”

“Hello. I’m off to Saposcat’s. I’m sure there’ll be something substantial for you in the morning.”

“I do hope so.” She closed the top of the door.

At Saposcat’s, Moldenke pored over the menu, searching for something that would churn his stomach and anger his bowel. It would be good to empty them anyway before bathing in the Old Reactor pool. That would be the last place he would want to suffer an attack.

When the waitress came, Moldenke ordered the scrapple.

“We’ve got some in the back,” she said, then bent over and whispered, “it’s a few days old, fair warning. We can scrape off the mold for you.”