Rabih Alameddine - The Hakawati

“Weep on, O mother of a most gracious son,” said the caliph. “Cry and shed more tears, for no one, certainly not I, can comfort you or make good such a great loss.”

And Haroun al-Rashid wept.

I sat on the bed, crying and stroking Uncle Jihad’s head. My mother called. Just as she said that someone from the hotel would be coming to the room, I heard a knock on the door. My mother had talked to Air France and booked my father on a flight to Beirut. Melanie led three men in suits to Uncle Jihad’s room. “All I want from you is to put your father on the flight this afternoon,” my mother said. “That’s all. Everything else will be taken care of. Once he’s on the flight, Air France will make sure he gets here, but I need you to get him on the plane. After the doctor and coroner do their work, the hotel will ship Jihad to Beirut. Just take care of your father. You can stay in the room till you go to the dorms. It’s dealt with.”

“I’ll get him on the plane,” I promised. I watched more men walk into Uncle Jihad’s room.

“One more thing,” she said. “Make sure she leaves. I don’t want her using the suite after your father’s gone. Don’t let your father know that I know. But remember, after your father’s gone, she’s gone. I don’t want her with you.”

The muffled footsteps sounded odd, quieter than nurses’ rubber soles. Fatima’s tilted head appeared in the doorway, peering into the room. Her hair was loose and framed her face. She grinned and tiptoed in, cradling two pillows and a blanket in one arm and her high-heeled pumps in the other. “How did you get in?” I whispered.

“What do you mean? I just walked in. I waited for you at home and then decided, fuck you, I’m not letting you sleep on the floor.”

“But we’re not supposed to be here. We can’t get a bed in here or anything.”

“Then you should’ve returned home. Lina, too,” she whispered, setting the heels and bedding down by the recliner, where my sister was snoring softly.

Fatima disappeared into the hallway and returned with a gurney. “If we serve food on it, we can sleep on it. I’m certainly not going to sleep on the floor.” Fatima picked up the pillows, fluffed them, and lay down on the gurney. “Come here,” she said.

I lifted myself onto the gurney and squeezed next to her. She wrapped her arms around me and nuzzled my neck. “Your necklace is imprinting itself on my back,” I whispered.

She rotated it around one hundred and eighty. “Is that better?”

“Wearing an emerald necklace to come here doesn’t make sense.”

“I know, but it’s your father’s favorite necklace of mine. He was always complimenting me on it. I thought maybe, you know, if …”

I folded Uncle Jihad’s clothes, put them in his suitcase. I went over his room inch by inch, combing every nook, making sure I forgot nothing.

Melanie and I packed my father’s things while he sat cataleptically in the corner. I knelt before him, held his hand. It took him a while to look at me.

“I have to get you dressed,” I said. “You’re going home.”

I made sure he wore a light cotton shirt. I debated whether to give him his favorite wingtips or his moccasins, which would be easier to take off during the flight. I chose the wingtips, appearance being paramount to my father. He had his best tie on, double-knotted.

“You know where to get hold of me,” Melanie said. “All you have to do is call Mike. He’ll always know where to reach me. If you ever need anything …” Her voice trailed off.

I took my father to the airport in the hotel’s limousine. I waited till an Air France representative arrived to escort him. When she tried to walk him through the metal detector, he refused to let go of my hand. “I want to come along,” I said. “Until he gets on the plane.”

A stewardess came out to escort him to his seat. I stood up and hugged him. He swayed gently back and forth on his heels, but his arms remained at his side. I watched the jumbo jet lift into the shimmering air, taking my father home.

I went to the Guitar Center on Sunset before returning to my suite at the Beverly Wilshire. With my American Express card I bought a Gibson J200, the most expensive guitar I could think of, the same kind that Elvis played.

Fatima sweated and the parrots squawked. A servant poured hot water from a ewer into a porcelain basin. Fatima concentrated on the steam rising out of the bowl as it melded into the arabesque turquoise design of the ewer. “Quawk,” bellowed Ishmael.

“Enough,” cried Fatima, gripping the damp sheets. “Be quiet or begone.”

“Breathe,” said Elijah. “Concentrate on your breathing.”

“I am in too much pain.”

Elijah began to breathe loudly, with a military cadence. The other parrots followed suit. “Inhale,” said Job. “Exhale.” And Fatima’s breathing matched that of cockswain Job.

She screamed again. “My back hurts.”

“Turn around,” said Isaac. “It will relieve the pressure.”

The frantic, disheveled midwife’s assistant rushed into the room. She staggered upon seeing Fatima on all fours with three parrots walking along her lower back and the other five breathing in unison. “My mistress asks if you can hold off for a while,” the assistant said. “The emir’s child arrives, and his mother is having trouble. My mistress cannot come right now.”

In spite of the pain and discomfort, Fatima wanted to laugh. “Hold off? Can day hold off night? Tell your mistress she need not worry about me.”

The assistant ran out. The parrots stared anxiously at Fatima. She glanced back at the remaining servant and said, “Leave. You are not needed here.” Fatima winced in pain.

“Should you not return to our world?” asked Adam. “This fornicating palace is not a good place to give birth.”

The assistant re-entered the room. “My mistress says I should deliver your child.”

“No, you imbecile,” yelled Fatima. “I am the one delivering my child.”

The two wails echoed simultaneously. The midwife cut the cord of the emir’s son at the same moment as her assistant cut the cord in the other room.

“It is a boy,” announced the midwife’s assistant.

“I know,” replied Fatima.

“It is a boy,” announced the midwife.

“He is dark,” said the emir.

“He will surely lighten when we wash him.” The midwife handed the boy to a servant, who took him to the assistant to be bathed.

The servant and the assistant opened the doors in unison, wailing bundles in hand. They walked down the corridor to the baths. The boys quieted as soon as they lay side by side. The assistant washed them with light soap and water, rubbed them in olive oil and lavender. She reached for the cotton cloths to wrap them with and stopped midway, astounded by the babies before her. She had been a midwife’s assistant for two years, had seen many babies delivered, but she had yet to see anything resembling this pair. One was the most beautiful child. His hair was the color of yellow fire, of sun-drenched fields of wheat. His skin was as white as calcite, his features tiny perfections. The other was the ugliest child. His hair was the color of soot, and his skin even darker. Big ears, big nose, big mouth, beady eyes, a horrible concoction of humanity.

The assistant wrapped both boys and handed the light boy to the servant and walked out with the dark one. “Here is your boy,” the assistant said. “He seems very healthy.”

Fatima held the baby, and all eight parrots squawked loudly.