Abbie Hoffman - Steal This Book

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A driving force behind the social revolution of the 1960s and 1970s, Hoffman inspired a generation to challenge the status quo. Meant as a practical guide for the aspiring hippie,
captures Hoffman’s puckish tone and became a cult classic with over 200,000 copies sold. Outrageously illustrated by R. Crumb, it nevertheless conveys a serious message to all would-be revolutionaries: You don’t have to take it anymore. “All Power to the Imagination was his credo. Abbie was the best.”
— Studs Terkel

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STEAL THIS BOOK

By Abbie Hoffman

Dedicated to Jerry Lefcourt, Lawyer and Brother

Library of Congress number 72-157115 (stolen from Library of Congress)

copyright ©1971 PIRATE EDITIONS

TABLE OF DISCONTENTS

• INTRODUCTION

• AIDING AND ABETTING

• SURVIVE!

1. FREE FOOD

o Restaurants

o Food Programs

o Supermarkets

o Wholesale Markets

o Food Conspiracies

o Cheap Chow

2. FREE CLOTHING AND FURNITURE

o Free Clothing

o Sandals

o Free Furniture

3. FREE TRANSPORTATION

o Hitch-Hiking

o Freighting

o Cars

o Buses

o Airlines

o In City Travel

4. FREE LAND

5. FREE HOUSING

o Communes

o Urban Living

o Rural Living

o List of Communes

6. FREE EDUCATION

o List of Free Universities

7. FREE MEDICAL CARE

o Birth Control Clinics

o Abortions

o Diseases Treated Free

8. FREE COMMUNICATION

o Press Conference

o Wall Painting

o Use of the Flag

o Radio

o Free Telephones

o Pay Phones

9. FREE PLAY

o Movies and Concerts

o Records and Books

10. FREE MONEY

o Welfare

o Unemployment

o Panhandling

o Rip-Offs

o The International Yippie Currency Exchange

11. FREE DOPE

o Buying, Selling and Giving It Away

o Growing Your Own

12. ASSORTED FREEBIES

o Laundry

o Pets

o Posters

o Security

o Postage

o Maps

o Ministry

o Atrocities

o Veteran’s Benefits

o Watch

o Vacations

o Drinks

o Burials

o Astrodome Pictures

o Diploma

o Toilets

• FIGHT!

1. TELL IT ALL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS

o Starting a Printing Workshop

o Underground Newspapers

o High School Papers

o G.I. Papers

o News Services

o The Underground Press

o Switchboards

2. GUERRILLA BROADCASTING

o Guerrilla Radio

o Guerrilla Television

3. DEMONSTRATIONS

o Dress

o Helmets

o Gas Masks

o Walkie-Talkies

o Other Equipment

4. TRASHING

o Weapons for Street Fighting

o Knife Fighting

o Unarmed Defense

o General Strategy Rep

5. PEOPLE’S CHEMISTRY

o Stink Bomb

o Smoke Bomb

o CBW

o Molotov Cocktail

o Sterno Bomb

o Aerosol Bomb

o Pipe Bombs

o General Bomb Strategy

6. FIRST AID FOR STREET FIGHTERS

o What to Do

o Medical Committees

7. HIP-POCKET LAW

o Legal Advice

o Lawyer’s Group

o Join the Army of Your Choice

o Canada, Sweden & Political Asylum

8. STEAL NOW, PAY NEVER

o Shoplifting

o Techniques

o On the Job

o Credit Cards

9. MONKEY WELFARE

10. PIECE NOW

o Handguns

o Rifles

o Shotguns

o Other Weapons

o Training

o Gun Laws

11. THE UNDERGROUND

o Identification Papers

o Communication

• LIBERATE!

1. FUCK NEW YORK

2. FUCK CHICAGO

3. FUCK LOS ANGELES

4. FUCK SAN FRANCISCO

INTRODUCTION

It’s perhaps fitting that I write this introduction in jail—that graduate school of survival. Here you learn how to use toothpaste as glue, fashion a shiv out of a spoon and build intricate communication networks. Here too, you learn the only rehabilitation possible-hatred of oppression.

Steal This Book is, in a way, a manual of survival in the prison that is Amerika. It preaches jailbreak. It shows you where exactly how to place the dynamite that will destroy the walls. The first section-SURVIVE!-lays out a potential action program for our new Nation. The chapter headings spell out the demands for a free society. A community where the technology produces goods and services for whoever needs them, come who may. It calls on the Robin Hoods of Santa Barbara Forest to steal from the robber barons who own the castles of capitalism. It implies that the reader already is “ideologically set,” in that he understands corporate feudalism as the only robbery worthy of being called “crime,” for it is committed against the people as a whole. Whether the ways it describes to rip-off shit are legal or illegal is irrelevant. The dictionary of law is written by the bosses of order. Our moral dictionary says no heisting from each other. To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.

Community within our Nation, chaos in theirs; that is the message of SURVIVE!

We cannot survive without learning to fight and that is the lesson in the second section. FIGHT! separates revolutionaries from outlaws. The purpose of part two is not to fuck the system, but destroy it. The weapons are carefully chosen. They are “home-made,” in that they are designed for use in our unique electronic jungle. Here the uptown reviewer will find ample proof of our “violent” nature. But again, the dictionary of law fails us. Murder in a uniform is heroic, in a costume it is a crime. False advertisements win awards, forgers end up in jail. Inflated prices guarantee large profits while shoplifters are punished. Politicians conspire to create police riots and the victims are convicted in the courts. Students are gunned down and then indicted by suburban grand juries as the trouble-makers.

A modern, highly mechanized army travels 9,000 miles to commit genocide against a small nation of great vision and then accuses its people of aggression.

Slumlords allow rats to maim children and then complain of violence in the streets. Everything is topsy-turvy. If we internalize the language and imagery of the pigs, we will forever be fucked. Let me illustrate the point. Amerika was built on the slaughter of a people. That is its history. For years we watched movie after movie that demonstrated the white man’s benevolence. Jimmy Stewart, the epitome of fairness, puts his arm around Cochise and tells how the Indians and the whites can live in peace if only both sides will be reasonable, responsible and rational (the three R’s imperialists always teach the “natives”). “You will find good grazing land on the other side of the mountain,” drawls the public relations man. “Take your people and go in peace.” Cochise as well as millions of youngsters in the balcony of learning, were being dealt off the bottom of the deck. The Indians should have offed Jimmy Stewart in every picture and we should have cheered ourselves hoarse. Until we understand the nature of institutional violence and how it manipulates values and mores to maintain the power of the few, we will forever be imprisoned in the caves of ignorance. When we conclude that bank robbers rather than bankers should be the trustees of the universities, then we begin to think clearly. When we see the Army Mathematics Research and Development Center and the Bank of Amerika as cesspools of violence, filling the minds of our young with hatred, turning one against another, then we begin to think revolutionary.

Be clever using section two; clever as a snake. Dig the spirit of the struggle.

Don’t get hung up on a sacrifice trip. Revolution is not about suicide, it is about life. With your fingers probe the holiness of your body and see that it was meant to live. Your body is just one in a mass of cuddly humanity. Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on machines, and in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them.

The duty of a revolutionary is to make love and that means staying alive and free.

That doesn’t allow for cop-outs. Smoking dope and hanging up Che’s picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power. We are not interested in the greening of Amerika except for the grass that will cover its grave.

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