Gail Godwin - Flora

“Oh, I’m going to be teaching mine all their subjects. Which teachers were your favorites?”

“That depends on whether you mean like or respect.” I knew I was edging into my smarty-pants mode, but it worked so well on Flora it was hard to forfeit the advantage. “I didn’t always like the ones I respected and I didn’t necessarily respect the ones I liked.”

“That’s very well put, honey. Respect is probably the most important, though, isn’t it? I mean, if you had to choose between being liked and being respected.”

“Maybe you won’t have to choose between them,” I magnanimously predicted.

“Why did you respect the ones you respected?”

I had to stop and think. “They made you feel they knew things.”

“What kinds of things?”

“The things they were supposed to be teaching you, of course—” But she kept goggling at me for the next wisdom I was about to impart, so I added, off the cuff, “And things about life in general.”

“I sometimes feel I know nothing about life in general,” Flora said despondently. “You know what I am afraid of, Helen? I’m afraid those kids will see right into me and despise me.”

“Well, if there is nothing in there for them to see, they won’t have anything to despise.” My father would have smirked at this cleverness, but, alas, Flora was on the verge of tears and I knew it was time to jettison the smarty mode and do something to shore up her confidence.

“You know what we should do?” I said. “We should play fifth grade. You’ll be yourself as the teacher and stand behind the desk and I’ll be your fifth-grade class.”

“But how can you be a whole class?”

“You wait and see.”

“What desk should we use? Your grandmother’s? But we’d have to turn it around so I could stand behind it. And then those pigeonholes would block my view of the class.”

“We’ll use my father’s room upstairs. He has the perfect flat desk and the room’s practically bare, so it will be easy to imagine what we need.”

“Oh, I don’t know, Helen, he might not like that.”

“He’s not even here, and we can’t mess it up because we’re not going to bring anything in.”

“I might want to have a few of my books on the desk,” said Flora, already into the spirit of things. As my guardian she seemed pleased and grateful that the two of us were getting along again, yet she was also like my contemporary who couldn’t wait to play this interesting new game. For Brian I had made up our Auditions game, and Annie and I together had created our Bad Habits game, which we never tired of, in which we took turns imitating unfortunate habits of people at school—no one, from the janitor to the principal, was exempt—and having the other guess who was being mocked.

Flora would have begun right away, but I suggested we should start next morning so it would be like the first day of real school. I told her to wear a dress and put on her high heels to practice entering the classroom. I was eager to begin, too, but I needed some time to prepare. Not only did I have to be all those children, but also I was going to have to make up the action and direct it as we went along.

“How should we begin?” asked Flora next morning. After breakfast, she had dashed upstairs to put on her nice suit and her heels. “I left off my nylons, because I have to save them. I hope that’s all right.”

I was already seated on the bare floor in my father’s room, about ten feet out from the desk. “You’ll come in,” I said. “No, not yet! You have to get in the proper mood. You’re making your first entrance. This will be their first impression of you. Just remember there’s ten of me here, in all shapes and—”

“They said there might be twelve.”

“Well, for our purposes we’re going to have ten.”

Flora went out in the hall, and when I gave the signal she came in. Her walk was all right, but her face was bunched with nervousness. I decided to go easy, however, until she got into the part.

“Good morning,” she said brightly after scurrying behind my father’s desk. “My name is Miss Waring. I’ll write it up here on the board.” She turned away, and while she was writing in the air above her, I felt a strange pang. Miss Waring had also been my mother’s name, the name she must have written on her classroom’s board the first day she came to teach at my father’s school.

Flora whipped around and gave me a shy look of triumph (see how well I imagined the board!). “Now I’m going to go around the room and have each of you say your name…”

Flora’s torturous word arrangements could drive you crazy, but if I stopped her to say she sounded like she meant to walk around the classroom I might put a crimp in the confidence she was beginning to build.

But I couldn’t let it pass when she pointed at me and said, “Will you say your name for me, honey?”

“No, no, not ‘honey.’ Just point to the person and nod in a cool, friendly way.”

“Oh, okay.”

“And they’re only going to have first names. It’s too complicated to think up family names, too.”

“Good idea.” Assuming a passable cool, friendly demeanor, she pointed and nodded.

“My name is Angela,” I piped up in a saccharine voice, sitting up straight and clasping my hands over my tummy like a goody-goody. A class always needed one of those.

“Angela,” she repeated, with a little too much gratitude, but I let it go. She pointed and nodded again to the next child.

I hunched over, emitting a dangerous growl.

“I didn’t quite get that,” she said.

I growled again, more angrily.

“I’m sorry, but I—”

“Don’t apologize! He hates school and he wants to hate you. You’ve got to be firm and show your authority.”

“You will have to speak up, young man,” Flora said firmly.

“Jock!” I bellowed.

“Jock,” she repeated calmly, not rising to the bait. “And you there, next?”

I undulated my shoulders suggestively. “I am Lulabelle.”

Flora tittered.

“What’s funny? You’re not supposed to laugh at people’s names.”

“I’m sorry, Helen, it’s just that you’re so good at this—”

“You have to stay in character, Miss Waring , and for Pete’s sake stop saying you’re sorry.”

“Oh, I’m sorry—”

Then we both started giggling. Flora became my age for a minute. It made me wonder, almost sadly, whether she had played enough as a child.

After the coquettish Lulabelle came dumb and timid “Milderd,” who couldn’t pronounce her own name.

“Is that Mildred ?” suggested Miss Waring tactfully.

“Yes, ma’am. Milderd.”

“All right. And—” She nodded at the next student.

“Brick,” I said in a strong, masculine voice, already seeing his potential as a leader.

“Can someone be named Brick?” asked Flora, derailing the whole thing.

“Parents sometimes give their children family names for first names. His mother’s maiden name was Brickstone,” I improvised, “which is on his birth certificate, but everyone calls him Brick.”

Next was Suzanne, alert and confident, with an assertive ponytail, the kind of girl you hoped would pick you as her friend. Then came Timmy, who had a chronic snivel and cough and would maybe die during the school year. After that was Ebenezer, a sly young mongrel who took things that weren’t his, like Nonie’s stepbrother, Earl Quarles. Then there was Jason, who would be either a positive or a negative influence on the class, I hadn’t decided yet. And last of all was a definitely negative girl named after that homely doll in the book I couldn’t read. Hitty’s ill-natured smile would spook the teacher until Miss Waring started wishing she could slap her.