Kathryn Davis: Versailles

One hundred toises from the Place d'Armes to the first of two ornate golden fences, fifty toises from the first fence to the second, forty-two toises across the Royal Court and up six long steps to the Marble Court, then thirty-four to the front entrance of the Old Chateau, looking less like a precious stone set in the heart of the new building than like the monstrously big head of a monstrously long-armed baby reaching out to draw you in. According to Jean-Baptiste Colbert, this was as it should be: the King's power had to be monstrous and his palace a grasping triumph of advertising, every gorgeous thing in it, every stick of inlaid furniture, every silk swag or linen napkin, every blown-glass goblet or emerald pendant, of French manufacture.

A toise equals six feet; that is, two manly strides or at least eighteen of the tiny gliding footsteps required to perfectly execute the "Versailles Walk," in which the soles of a woman's slippers — a queen's diamond-soled slippers, for example, invisible beneath the hem of her Rose Bertin gown — were made to glide soundlessly across the marble so she'd look like she was floating, like she wasn't entirely human but part queen, part ghost, in preparation for things to come.

I was a pretty girl; I glittered like the morning star. My red lips would open and it was anyone's guess what would come out. A burst of song. Something by Gluck, a pretty girl in pain maybe, impaled on the horn of the moon. The Kings of France, starting with Charlemagne. A joke.

You can make yourself remember almost anything, as long as it isn't too boring.

Louis XIII. Louis XIV. Louis XV.

The Old Rogue. The Sun King. Beloved.

Louis Louis Louis Louis. Louis as far as the eye could see. And what would my Louis be called?

Often when my tutor was talking to me I'd picture my brain like a storm drain in a Paris street, but whenever we put on plays I always took the biggest part and never needed prompting. War broke out after Prussian troops marched into Saxony in August of 1756. War broke out, not, How sweet the breeze, how bright the stars, here in the pine grove.

At a moment's notice I could dress like a lady's maid or a courtesan or a Greek goddess. Put on an accent, sway my hips. At a moment's notice I could assume a new identity, as opposed to being forced to be a witness to history. I didn't really want to be a witness to anything, except maybe my own life as I watched it play like dappled sun across the faces of friends and loved ones.

Whereas seeing your life reflected in the face of an enemy — Madame Du Barry's face, to be specific — is more like enduring an interminable account of, say, the Punic Wars. You are denied a role, your lips criticized for being too thick, your eyes for being without eyelashes. You die before the curtain comes up.

The Du Barry had a lavishly decorated suite of rooms at the palace, linked by a secret staircase to the King's, and for the most part she remained there, nestled in his lap like a large pink baby, dispensing advice on matters of the gravest political consequence. That she hadn't a clue, that before she was Louis XV's mistress she'd been a streetwalker, and not an especially good-looking one at that, was completely beside the point.

The King adored her. "Royal," she called him. "My thweet." The lisp was said to be an affectation. On fine afternoons she'd sashay forth to take the air, her Bengali page, Zamor, trailing behind in his pink velvet jacket and trousers and his snow white turban. Sometimes he would protect her big round head from rain or sun with a frilled parasol. Sometimes she would stumble, either because she was drunk, or because she insisted on wearing shoes that were too small, or because her legs were worn out from parting for the King.

Everyone knew he couldn't get enough of her; needless to say that was all she needed to lord it over me and my poor indifferent Louis. Just as everyone knew she was the sworn enemy of the King's chief minister, Choiseul, who'd urged an alliance between France and Austria for years, as well as my marriage to the Dauphin.

Boring boring boring. Could it possibly be more boring, aside from the people themselves, or the way I felt myself slipping between events like a goldfish between lily roots?

"The King's character resembles soft wax on which the most dissimilar objects can be randomly traced," Choiseul once observed. And in fact, for all his good looks and winning ways, the King wasn't particularly smart, his three specialities being coffee making, stag hunting, and knocking the top off soft-boiled eggs.

Envelope, ground floor. The apartments of Madame Adélaïde, eldest daughter to Louis XV, King of France, also called Beloved. A beautiful morning, everything white and gold and sunstruck: couches, tobies, chairs, mirrors; a chandelier, a harp.

It is the summer of 177?. Enter the King's three maiden daughters, stage right, each wearing a shapeless black gown and carrying a shapeless black workbag. The daughters are in mourning for their mother, Queen Marie Leczinska, who decided to die rather than be subjected to endless tales of her husband's infidelity.

Adélaïde and Victoire sit facing each other on matching gold brocade loveseats; Sophie scuttles across the room in her sticklike way to stand by the window.

ADÉ;LAÉDE: Is she coming?

SOPHIE: She is! She is!

ADÉ;LAÉ DE: For heaven's sake, calm down. And try to remember what I told you.

VICTOIRE: Shh! Here she comes.

Enter Antoinette, stage left, in a blue silk gown that shows off her figure to excellent advantage. She too carries a workbag, of matching blue silk, and is followed by a little dog, Eggplant, the black-nosed pug she brought with her from Vienna, who immediately lifts his leg on the harp.

ANTOINETTE: Oh no. Not again.

ADÉLAÉDE: Please. Don't give it another thought. Victoire pats the cushion beside her invitingly, but Antoinette chooses to sit on the couch, facing the audience.

ANTOINETTE: I don't understand. He's usually so good.

The women all open their bags and remove their needlework. Only Antoinette's is visible to us, a large misshapen garment in shades of rose and cream.

VICTOIRE: So, dearie, how is married life treating you? Are you getting settled in all right?

ANTOINETTE: I suppose so. I'm afraid I keep making mistakes, though. The protocol, the corsets. Everything is so different from home. She holds up the garment, regards it ruefully. Do you think he'll like it? It's supposed to be a vest.

SOPHIE: Father says your husband was born in a barn.

ADÉLAÉDE: That's enough, Sophie.

ANTOINETTE: NO, she's right. She sighs, furrows her pretty white brow, continues stitching.

For a minute or two all that can be heard is the sound of thread being snipped.

ANTOINETTE: Speaking of barns, the other day I was walking under Madame Du Barry's window, and she dumped a pot of piss on me.

VICTOIRE: No!

SOPHIE: How do you know it was her?

ANTOINETTE: I recognized the bracelet.

VICTOIRE: But why would she want to do a thing like that? You've never done anything to offend her.

SOPHIE: Antoinette will be Queen one day.

Adélaïde busies herself making a knot.

ADÉLAÉDE, offhand: Of course now you must cut her dead. She can't be allowed to get away with such impudence.

ANTOINETTE: But she's the King's mistress. His favorite.

AD é LAï DE: Trust me — I understand the protocol.

SOPHIE , giggling: Trust me. Trust me.

ADÉLAÉDE: For the love of God, Sophie. That's enough!