Andrew Marr - Head of State - The Bestselling Brexit Thriller

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First published in Great Britain by Fourth Estate in 2014

Copyright © Andrew Marr and the Chadlington Consultancy Ltd. 2014

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The characters, businesses and events portrayed in this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblance between them and real individuals, businesses or events is coincidental and should not be inferred.

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Source ISBN: 9780007591923

Ebook Edition © 2014 ISBN: 9780007591930

Version: 2015-06-02

‘In Marr’s novel, full-blown farce and well-salted insider gossip edge into a sharper, if not wholly serious, look around the darker corners of the UK state. The Machiavellian melodrama of House of Cards veers into The Thick of It, and then off into the shadows where fixers out of John Le Carré lurk … [An] energetic romp … bursting with mischief, zest and coded gossip’

Independent

‘There are the flowing passages and telling phrases that one would expect from such an accomplished writer … the jokes are excellent and the inner workings of government (and, I’m sure, the media) are described with complete accuracy’

Guardian

‘Andrew Marr is a marvel … what makes Head of State worth reading is that it is Marr unbuttoned … witty and wicked’

New Statesman

‘A darkly comic Westminster thriller with lashings of corruption, murder and sex’

Daily Mail

‘The characterisation is excellent … There are few shrewder observers of Westminster and Fleet Street than Marr, and his deft touch is apparent throughout’

Sunday Telegraph

For Harry Cameron Marr

This book came about in an unusual way. I had long wanted to write a political satire that would help to lift the lid on how aspects of government and the media really worked in a way that’s not possible in conventional journalism. Meanwhile Peter Chadlington, a member of the distinguished political Gummer family, had long had a notion for the plot of a novel centred on an explosive secret at the very heart of government. We were introduced through my agent, Ed Victor, and Peter described his idea to me. We subsequently met, and talked through the possibilities and tone of the book. I then wrote the novel, which was expertly edited first by Philippa Harrison, a legend in the trade, and then at Fourth Estate by Robert Lacey, another.

So I owe Lord Chadlington an enormous debt as the originator of the idea on which the whole plot of the novel revolves. He has also been kind in introducing me to certain political and financial figures who have helped ensure that the detail is as accurate as it’s possible to be. However, it’s fair to say that, left to himself, Peter would certainly have written a very different book. He may not approve of or agree with everything which has emerged; and he cannot be held in any way responsible for my private feuds, jokes and idiosyncrasies. Some of the characters and stories in the novel are derived directly from my thirty years as a political reporter, though of course almost everything here is fictional.

Andrew Marr

April 2014

For the last fifty years, two of my abiding passions have been politics and the art of political persuasion. The basic idea behind this novel has been in my mind for much of that time. Andrew Marr has singlehandedly turned it into a political entertainment with verve and satire. Without him it would still just be swirling about in my head.

Some may read the following pages and declare the story too fanciful – ‘It could never happen.’ But we should remember that much of what we take today as ‘normal’ political behaviour would have been considered unthinkable fifty – or even twenty – years ago. Today, almost anything seems politically possible.

As Andrew has mentioned, the writing of this novel has been greatly helped by the advice of politicians and financiers, and also by access to several institutions – including Number 10 Downing Street – to ensure that the settings are as accurate as possible.

Peter Chadlington

April 2014

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Praise

Dedication

Author’s Note

Foreword

1. Monday, 18 September: Referendum Day Minus Three

Cock of the Walk

Ken Cooper, Upset

Ken Cooper’s World

How History is Made

Under a Rebel Flag

2. Saturday, 16 September: Referendum Day Minus Five

Fathers and Sons

Mothers and Daughters

Sex and Marriage

Library Game

3. Monday, 18 September: Referendum Day Minus Three

Who is Alois Haydn?

The Dither Fund

Professional Logistical Services

The Romance of Fleet Street

Conversation Piece

Constitutional Monarchy

In the Little Brick Terrace

A Club Lunch

4. Friday, 15 September: Referendum Day Minus Six

A Queer Turn of Events

‘He Can’t Do This’

The Gamble

Dirty Work

The Decapitation Strategy

An Awfully Big Adventure

The Great Escape

5. Saturday, 16 September: Referendum Day Minus Five

The Saturday Delivery

A Little Politics

6. Sunday, 17 September: Referendum Day Minus Four

Rosy-Fingered Dawn

7. Monday, 18 September: Referendum Day Minus Three

The Voice of the Nation

8. Tuesday, 19 September: Referendum Day Minus Two

The Campaign

A Coffee Break

Syntax and Sincerity

Double-Cross

Alois Haydn Can Fly

The Quarry

The Chase is On

Scrambled Eggs at the Wolseley

On the Road

The Tea Game

9. Saturday, 16 September: Referendum Day Minus Five

Rewind …

10. Sunday, 17 September: Referendum Day Minus Four

Boys’ Stories

11. Tuesday, 19 September: Referendum Day Minus Two

Virtual Reality

Reptiles

Old Flames, Flickering

On the Verge

Over to Olivia

Enter, a Bear

Jen Blows It

Speaking Plainly

12. Wednesday, 20 September: Referendum Day Minus One

Phoebus Awakes: A Pageant

Death in the Morning?

Turbulence

The Second Message

A Dénouement

Female Wrestling