Alan
Whicker
Journey of A Lifetime
For Valerie, of course—who retraced every step
with me and made each one happy…
And for our friends Anne and David Crossland
who joined this kaleidoscope of Whickerwork and
spread a lot of happiness we were often lucky
enough to share.
Cover Page
Title Page Alan Whicker Journey of A Lifetime
Dedication For Valerie, of course—who retraced every step with me and made each one happy… And for our friends Anne and David Crossland who joined this kaleidoscope of Whickerwork and spread a lot of happiness we were often lucky enough to share.
UNKNOWN PLACES FIT FOR EAGLES AND ANGELS
1 - THERE’S BEEN A CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT
2 - A TALK WITH SOMEONE WHO’S NOT TREMBLING
3 - TWO LHASA APSOS AND A COUPLE OF PANTECHNICONS
4 - CITY OF DREADFUL JOY
5 - RELIEVING PATIENTS OF MANY POUNDS—ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
6 - RANDOLPH: AS RUDE TO AMBASSADORS AS HE WAS TO WAITERS
7 - NO ONE CARED ENOUGH
8 - STILL NO DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
9 - IN AMERICA’S SMARTEST SOCIAL RESORT ONLY THE LONELINESS GETS WORSE
10 - YOU DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THAT IN HELLO!
11 - IN MEXICO DEATH KNOCKS MORE OFTEN AND MUST MORE FREQUENTLY BE ADMITTED
12 - EASY TO TEACH WOMEN TO SHOOT, HARDER TO TEACH THEM TO KILL
13 - A POM WHO’S MADE GOOD—IF THAT’S THE WORD
14 - A MOST SIGNIFICANT PINNACLE OF CORAL
15 - THAT’S FOR THE RELEVANT DEMON-GIANT TO WORRY ABOUT
16 - ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE A SENSE OF IMPENDING DISASTER
17 - I’VE ALWAYS WISHED I HAD A BETTER PERSONALITY
18 - THEY FEED THE PIGS ON PASSION FRUIT, THE SHEEP ON WILD PEACHES
19 - TROUBLED SPIRITS, NEVER QUITE COMFORTABLE IN THEIR SKINS
20 - I DON’T MIND A BEATING PROVIDED IT’S BEDSTAKES AFTERWARDS
21 - THEY LIVE IN BAREFOOT POVERTY—AND NEVER SEE A MAN
22 - A FEW LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE TIDE RAN OUT
23 - NO MONEY, NO ENGLISH—AND NO TROUSERS
24 - I AWAITED THE STRETCHER-BEARERS, BLEEDING QUIETLY
25 - A RATHER SMALL UTRILLO
26 - THIRTY BODYGUARDS FOR DINNER
27 - THE RIGHT INTERESTS: LADIES, HORSE-RACING—AND TAKING THE LOCALS FOR A RIDE
28 - BACKSTAGE AT THE ROYAL PALACE
29 - NEVER A FRIENDLY ARMOURED DIVISION AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE
30 - THE PARTY’S OVER—IT’S TIME TO CALL IT A DAY
Index
Acknowledgements
Other Books By The Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
UNKNOWN PLACES FIT FOR EAGLES AND ANGELS
My first television programme fifty-two years ago involved travel. With a BBC crew of three we struck out for the Near East, and this book recalls the filming of the earliest Journey of a Lifetime . The excitement was intense. Nothing daunted, we arrived in… Ramsgate . Yes, we were considering the livelihood of seaside landladies. Well you have to start somewhere, and they were unflinching.
Mrs Evelyn Stone’s poodle Candy wore a new blue and red coat for the occasion, I recall. Opposite us, overlooking the sea, a sight which surely dates the picture—not to mention me. Across the road in Nelson Crescent, a blitzed building: roofless and desolate.
Now the BBC has asked me to join in this celebration of my first half-century in television with a memory of some thirty Journeys of a Lifetime —a look at the fun, shock and jubilation of half a century spent getting to know interesting people living unusual lives around the world.
The first long-cut of any television film is exciting, the second alarming—for you see and hear where you went wrong. To make the first cut the Editor and Director will have removed the humour, to make room. Jokes are always the first to go. Editors suspect that they take us away from the storyline, or hold up the action. Unfortunately they also take with them much of the elusive flavour we were chasing—our attitude towards the rest of the world.
Then, gradually, later versions of Whicker’s World emerge from the cutting rooms and into my study. Everything slowly comes together, from the first interview to the last frame, which is when we start to believe we’ve caught something special on the screen, whether it’s a person, a place or a moment in time. Once we’ve unlocked the flavour and texture of some people and places, Whicker’s World goes on turning.
Norfolk Island was just such a place, where I first caught islanditis. This pursued me around the world to such an extent that I left a desirable home in the heart of London and went to live on a tiny island in the Atlantic where I knew no one. I had been travelling all my life and was then living happily in a Nash terrace in Regent’s Park, and before that on Richmond Green.
The first different reaction I noticed about Norfolk Island was that whenever two cars passed the drivers always waved to each other. At first I thought my driver had a lot of friends and relations, but then I realized that in an isolated isle of 2,000 people he would surely know every driver, even if he had just missed the last one while those sheep were passing.
Norfolk, a reminder of Switzerland with sea, is about as far as you can go in the South Pacific. It floats in tremendous seas somewhere off Australia and New Zealand—a paradise where nothing bites and nothing stings, where they feed the pigs on passion fruit and the sheep on wild peaches.
The descendants of the Bounty mutineers came to Norfolk when they outgrew Pitcairn. Its towering pines and little mountains stand amid seascapes of deep blue ocean and white water—unknown places fit for eagles and angels.
A contained space where people felt they belonged was comforting for anyone enjoying islanditis, but for the big lifestyle picture I did not want to lose contact with my roots or do without relevant newspapers and television, so some thirty-six years ago I reluctantly gave away the South Pacific and Regent’s Park and settled in Jersey, the major Channel Island where motorists don’t wave much.
Now when I wake in the morning I look towards France across fourteen miles of magnificent seas—sometimes as still and lovely as a turquoise mirror, other days Wagnerian and threatening. Looking along that Normandy coast towards Cherbourg very little has changed, though just out of sight there’s Flammanville and evidence of French determination to rely upon nuclear reactors. A worrisome coastline.
Former Jersey resident Victor Hugo called the Channel Islands “little specks of France fallen into the sea and gobbled up by the English”. I’ve never regretted surrendering to this uncommon situation, although the £8 air fare to London that greeted us thirty-six years ago is now about £100, and counting.
In my island paradise, into which 100,000 residents are now squeezing themselves, I am living happily ever after. It’s a joy to know I shall spend the rest of my days in this tranquil therapeutic island where spring comes a little early, summer seems endless and autumn hangs around.
My last book written here was Whicker’s War, a look at the conflict in Italy in which the men who fought there seemed anxious to keep it private, as is the way of soldiers. This book, as you now know, has been an examination of the highs and lows of my first fifty years of television life, played out in public.
Some kindly folk have already asked me for another collection of memories, but between you and me I’m not sure I’m good for another half-century—not even with the help of my wonderful Valerie…but who knows? It’s always possible we might meet again in another Whicker’s World !
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