Margery Sharp - The Rescuers

Around him rose cries of “Hear, hear!” “Splendid chap!” and other encouragements.

“And did no good there,” continued the old hero gravely. “I say nothing of the personal danger – though what a cat that is of the Head Jailer’s! – twice natural size, and four times as fierce! – I say only that a prisoner in the Black Castle, a prisoner down in the dungeons, not even a mouse can aid. Call me defeatist if you will—”

“No, no!” cried the mice behind.

“—but I speak from sad experience. I couldn’t do anything for my prisoner at all. I couldn’t even reach him. One can’t cheer a prisoner in the Black Castle—”

“But one can get him out,” said the chairwoman.

There was a stunned silence. In the first place, the chairwoman shouldn’t have interrupted. In the second, her proposal was so astounding, so revolutionary, no mouse could do more than gape.

“Mr Secretary, forgive me,” apologised the chairwoman. “I was carried away by your eloquence.”

“As rules seem to be going by the board, you may as well take over,” said the secretary grumpily.

The chairwoman did so. There is nothing like breeding to give one confidence: she was descended in direct line from the senior of the Three Blind Mice. Calmly sleeking her whiskers—

“It’s rather an unusual case,” said the chairwoman blandly. “The prisoner is a poet. You will all, I know, cast your minds back to the many poets who have written favourably of our race – ‘ Her feet beneath her petticoat like little mice stole in and out ’ – Suckling, the Englishman – what a charming compliment! Thus do not poets deserve specially well of us?”

“If he’s a poet, why’s he in jail?” demanded a suspicious voice.

The chairwoman shrugged velvet shoulders.

“Perhaps he writes free verse,” she suggested cunningly.

A stir of approval answered her. Mice are all for people being free, so that they too can be freed from their eternal task of cheering prisoners – so that they can stay snug at home, nibbling the family cheese, instead of sleeping out in damp straw on a diet of stale bread.

“I see you follow me,” said the chairwoman. “It is a special case. Therefore we will rescue him. I should tell you also that the prisoner is a Norwegian. Don’t ask me how he got here, really no one can answer for a poet! But obviously the first thing to do is to get in touch with a compatriot, and summon him here, so that he may communicate with the prisoner in their common tongue.”

Two hundred ears pricked intelligently. All mice speak their own universal language, as well as that of the country they live in, but prisoners as a rule spoke only one.

“We therefore fetch a Norwegian mouse here ,” recapitulated the chairwoman, “dispatch him to the Black Castle—”

“Stop a bit,” said the secretary.

The chairwoman had to.

“No one more than I,” said the secretary, “admires the chairwoman’s spirit. But has she, in her feminine enthusiasm, considered the difficulties? ‘Fetch a mouse from Norway’ – in the first place ! How long will that take, even if possible?”

“Remember Jean Fromage!” pleaded the chairwoman.

“I do remember Jean Fromage. No mouse worthy of the name could ever forget him,” agreed the secretary. “But he had to be got in touch with first, and travelling isn’t as easy as it used to be.”

How quickly a public meeting is swayed! Now all the chairwoman’s eloquence was forgotten; there was a general murmur of assent.

“In the old days,” continued the secretary, “when every vehicle was horse-drawn, a mouse could cross half Europe really in luxury. How delightful it was to get up into a well-appointed coach, make a snug little nest among the cushions, slip out at regular intervals to a nose-bag! Farm carts were even better; there one had room to stretch one’s legs, and meals were simply continuous! Even railway carriages, of the old wooden sort, weren’t too uncomfortable—”

“Now they make them of metal,” put in a mouse at the back. “Has anyone here ever tried nibbling steel plate?”

“And at least trains were speedy,” went on the secretary. “Now, as our friend points out, they are practically impossible to get a seat in. As for motorcars, apart from the fact that they often carry dogs, in a motorcar one always feels so conspicuous. A ship, you say? We are a hundred miles from the nearest port! Without a single mail coach or even private carriage on the roads, how long would it take, Chairwoman, to cover a hundred miles in a succession of milk floats?”

“As a matter of fact,” said the chairwoman blandly, “I was thinking of an aeroplane.”

Every mouse in the hall gasped. An aeroplane! To travel by air was the dream of each one; but if trains were now difficult to board, an aeroplane was believed impossible!

“I was thinking,” added the chairwoman, “of Miss Bianca.”

The mice gasped again.

Everyone knew who Miss Bianca was, but none had ever seen her.

What was known was that she was a white mouse belonging to the ambassador’s son, and lived in the schoolroom at the embassy. Apart from that, there were the most fantastic rumours about her: for instance, that she lived in a porcelain pagoda: that she fed exclusively on cream cheese from a silver bonbon dish: that she wore a silver chain round her neck, and on Sundays a gold one. She was also said to be extremely beautiful, but affected to the last degree.

“It has come to my knowledge,” proceeded the chairwoman, rather enjoying the sensation she had caused, “that the ambassador has been transferred, and that in two days’ time he will leave for Norway by air ! The Boy of course travels with him, and with the Boy travels Miss Bianca – to be precise, in the Diplomatic Bag. No one on the plane is going to examine that ; she enjoys diplomatic immunity. She is thus the very person to undertake our mission.”

By this time the mice had had time to think. Several of them spoke at once.

“Yes, but —” they began.

“But what?” asked the chairwoman sharply.

“You say, ‘the very person’,” pronounced the secretary, speaking for all. “But is that true? From all one hears, Miss Bianca has been bred up to complete luxury and idleness. Will she have the necessary courage, the necessary nerve ? This Norwegian, whoever he is, won’t know to get in touch with her , she will have to get in touch with him . Has she even the necessary wits ? Brilliant as your plan undoubtedly is, I for one have the gravest doubts of its practicalness.”

“That remains to be seen,” said the chairwoman. She had indeed some doubts herself; but she also had great faith in her own sex. In any case, she wasn’t going to be led into argument. “Is there anyone,” she called briskly, “from the embassy here with us now?”

For a moment all waited; then there was a slight scuffling at the back as though someone who didn’t want to was being urged by his friends to step forward, and finally a short, sturdy young mouse tramped up towards the platform. He looked rough but decent. No one was surprised to learn (in answer to the chairwoman’s questioning) that he worked in the pantry.

“I suppose you, Bernard, have never seen Miss Bianca either?” said the chairwoman kindly.

“Not me,” mumbled Bernard.

“But you could reach her?”

“I dare say,” admitted Bernard – shuffling his big feet.

“Then reach her you must, and without delay,” said the chairwoman. “Present the compliments of the meeting, explain the situation, and bid her instantly seek out the bravest mouse in Norway, and dispatch him back here to the Moot-house.”