Katherine Applegate - The One and Only Bob

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The One and Only Ivan is now a major motion picture available on Disney+!Return to the unforgettable world of the Newbery Medal-winning and #1 New York Times bestselling novel The One and Only Ivan in this incredible sequel, starring Ivan’s friend Bob!Bob sets out on a dangerous journey in search of his long-lost sister with the help of his two best friends, Ivan and Ruby. As a hurricane approaches and time is running out, Bob finds courage he never knew he had and learns the true meaning of friendship and family.Bob, Ivan and Ruby have touched the hearts of millions of readers, and their story isn’t over yet. Catch up with these beloved friends before the star-studded film adaptation of The One and Only Ivan hits cinemas in August 2020!

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First published in the United States of America by HarperCollins Publishers in 2020

Published simultaneously in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2020

Published in this ebook edition in 2020

HarperCollins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd,

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Text copyright © Katherine Applegate 2020

Illustrations and cover art copyright © Patricia Castelao 2020

Cover design by Sarah Pierson

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Source ISBN: 9780008390662

Ebook Edition © January 2020 ISBN: 9780008390679

Version: 2021-02-16

for my family:human, feline,and—of course—canine

For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.

—Carl Sagan

To err is human; to forgive, canine.

—Unknown

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Epigraph

canine glossary canine glossary bed boogie: circular “dance” performed by dogs before settling into bed, probably a primitive nesting behavior copilot: dog riding in car, often with head poking out of an open window ( see also: drool flag) crazy mutt: exuberant greeting ritual drool flag: visible tongue protrusion, frequently displayed during copiloting or meal preparation FRAP: frenetic random activity period ( synonym: zoomies) full wag: the happiest tail position, a relaxed circular swish, sometimes including hip wiggles fur on alert: raised hair on a dog’s neck and back, an involuntary reaction often caused by fright or aggression head tilt: quizzical look employed to charm gullible humans LEAVE IT: the world’s worst command, especially when applied to food me-ball: dried excrement thrown at observers ( origin: Gorilla , informal ) playbow: body position with elbows down and rear up, signaling an invitation to have fun rhymes-with-pet-threat: vet, an otherwise kind human armed with thermometers and needles tailspin: (1) chase involving the flexible appendage attached to the rear of most canines; (2) ( informal ) an embarrassing or quixotic effort toe-twitcher: dream (often squirrel-focused) resulting in foot movement tug-of-war string: a long (though never long enough) piece of fabric or leather used to lead humans during walks UFO: (1) unidentified food object, often found under kitchen tables or couch cushions; (2) unidentified floor object, hopefully edible; (3) unidentified flying object, ideally a stick, flying disk, or slobber-covered tennis ball water bowl of power: (1) jumbo-sized ceramic dish; (2) uncomfortable human chair, generally found in bathrooms zoomies: sudden bursts of energy, usually involving chaotic dashes through the house ( informal; see also: FRAP)

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confession confession Look, nobody’s ever accused me of being a good dog. I bark at empty air. I eat cat litter. I roll in garbage to enhance my aroma. I harass innocent squirrels. I hog the couch. I lick myself in the presence of company. I’m no saint, okay?

and while i’m at it . . . and while i’m at it . . . I may or may not have eaten a pepperoni pizza with anchovies when nobody was looking. Also, I may or may not have eaten a coconut vanilla birthday cake when nobody was looking. Also, I may or may not have eaten a Thanksgiving turkey (except for the stuffing— way too much rosemary) when nobody was looking. Nobody looking. That seems to be the common thread. As they say on the crime shows: motive and opportunity.

robert robert Name’s Bob. I’m a mutt of uncertain heritage. Definitely some Chihuahua, with a smidgen of papillon on my father’s side. You’re probably thinking I’m some wimpy lap dog. The kind you see poking out of an old lady’s purse like a hairy key chain. But size ain’t everything. It’s swagger. Attitude. You gotta have the moves. Probably I shoulda been named Bruiser or Bamm-Bamm or Bandit, but Bob’s what I got and Bob’ll do me just fine. Julia named me. Long time ago. She’s my girl. She calls me “Robert” when I get on her nerves. Happens pretty often, to be honest.

numero uno numero uno There’s an old saying about us dogs, goes like this: It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend can’t talk. Lemme tell you something. If we could talk to people, they’d get an earful. You ever hear anyone mention man being dog’s best friend? Nope? Didn’t think so. Way I’ve always figured it, end of the day, you gotta be your own best friend. Look out for numero uno. Learned that one the hard way. That’s not to say I don’t have a best pal. I do. Gorilla, name of Ivan. Big guy and I go way, way back. Gorilla and dog. Yep, I know. You don’t see that every day. Long story. I love that big ol’ ape. Ditto our little elephant friend, Ruby. They’re the best.

how we met how we met The first time I met Ivan, I was a homeless puppy. Desperate, starving, all alone. It was the middle of the night, and I’d slipped into the mall where Ivan lived in a cage. I wandered a bit, grateful for the warmth, confused by the weird assortment of sleeping animals I found there, checking every trash can for anything edible. There was a small hole in a corner of Ivan’s enclosure. He was fast asleep, cuddled up with a worn stuffed animal that looked like a weary gorilla. He was snoring, and man, that guy snored like a pro. In his open palm was a chunk of banana, and—I still get shivers when I think about this—I ate it right out of his hand. Guy coulda squeezed his fingers shut and I woulda popped like a puppy balloon. But he just kept on sleeping. And then—more shivers—I am either a maniac or the bravest dog on the planet, probably a little of both—I hopped up onto that big, round, furry tummy of his. That’s right. I climbed Mount Ivan. Crazy, I know. I have no idea what I was thinking. Maybe I was so exhausted I went a little bonkers. Maybe he just looked so warm and cozy that I figured it was worth taking a chance. I did my bed boogie. Dogs don’t feel right till we do a quick dance before settling. Once I had things just so, I lay down in a little puppy lump and rode the waves on that tummy like a puny boat on a great brown sea. When Ivan opened his eyes the next morning, he didn’t seem surprised in the least to find a puppy snoozing on his belly. He refused to move until I woke up. I think he was as glad as I was to have found a new friend.

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