Richard Blake - Conspiracies of Rome

Then there was the matter of religious primacy. As the successor of Saint Peter, and bishop of Rome, the pope claimed a supreme status above all the other churchmen and an equality with the emperor himself. Pope Gregory had taken up and refurbished the old claim to be regarded as the universal bishop.

So long as they could, the emperors in Constantinople had deprecated or ignored this claim. But then Phocas had taken power by murdering the legitimate emperor, and had run into endless domestic and foreign challenges. Gregory, though old and dying, was still the most effective pope in hundreds of years. It was he who’d sent out the mission to England.

He’d seized his chance with Phocas. In return for some gross but vague flattery – of which this column, set up after his death, was one instance – and a more effective, though less public, series of bribes, the emperor had conceded the title of universal bishop and tacitly accepted the temporal supremacy of the pope in Rome. The gift of one of the larger temples for conversion to a church was a minor thing besides.

We bumped into one of the lawyers we’d seen earlier, pissing against a fallen column outside the Senate House. He gave us a little papyrus slip advertising his name and services, and launched into an overblown declamation on the splendid ceremony that had attended the dedication of the column. There was the exarch himself. There was Pope Boniface, just consecrated after a nine-month interval that had followed the sudden death of the previous Boniface – in those days, popes couldn’t be consecrated without the imperial warrant, and Phocas had held out for a bigger bribe.

‘There was,’ the lawyer said, spreading his arms dramatically, ‘a multitude of the highest dignitaries that came from all four corners of the universe, and all the glory and magnitude of the great Roman People assembled here in the very navel of the universe.’

It took an entire handful of copper to get the spouting wretch off our backs – I thought he’d follow us back to Marcella’s. Instead, he stuffed the coins into his purse and slouched off towards a wine shop set up under the Arch of Septimius Severus.

On the way back, I thought several times we were followed. As ever, the streets were mostly empty, and our shoes rasped loud on the paving stones. But could I hear a soft patter of feet behind us? I knew already Rome was a dangerous place, and cursed myself for leaving my sword behind when we’d set out to see the prefect. My knife would be of limited use against more than one attacker. But every time I stopped and looked round, the street behind was empty and silent. Was it an echo? It might have been. I only heard the noise when we were moving.

‘It’ll be dark soon,’ said Maximin. ‘Rome can be frightening when the light has gone. Let’s hurry back.’

We quickened our pace. So did the footsteps behind. But if they were there, they kept a regular distance, and we didn’t look round again.

At the top of the hill, there were some slaves lounging by a little shrine and other people going about their late afternoon errands. There was a sound of hammering from one of the houses as some roofing tiles were replaced. Soon, we were back at Marcella’s. With the inner gate shut behind us, we felt safer.

We’d felt safe too early. Our rooms had been searched. It was a clever job. I’d not have noticed, except the book on drains I’d borrowed earlier was turned over, its spine facing right instead of left. And the little green stone Edwina had once given me was fallen out of the fold in my cloak where I’d stored it.

Had it been my rooms only, I’d have concluded it was the slaves going about their business or looking for things to steal. But Maximin’s papers had been gone through. He was always very neat about these, and had spent an age when he unpacked in arranging these into the right order. He swore they had all been disarranged. Yet when Maximin checked the money he’d left on full display, none was missing. Nor was his silver crucifix. Whoever had been in wasn’t after cash. We called for Marcella. She was distraught.

‘But he was such a well-spoken gentleman,’ she wailed, looking at the papers on Maximin’s table. ‘He swore he was sent by you from the prefect’s office to get some things you’d forgotten. This is a respectable house for respectable people. We’ve never had this sort of thing before.’

‘What did he look like?’ I asked.

He was a tall, dark man, she explained among a mass of irrelevant detail, with a scar and an eye patch. ‘He was ever so polite. He knew your names and where you’d gone, and everything. I had no reason on earth to believe he could be a common thief.’

She fell into a chair, fanning herself with a battered ostrich feather. ‘Gretel! Gretel!’ she screamed. ‘Where are you? Where have you gone, you lazy good-for-nothing bitch?’

The little maid I’d earlier seen scrubbing the step came silently into the room. She was a stunner – and by the sideways look she threw me, I could see she thought the same of me. The moment I heard Maximin snoring across the corridor, I told myself, I’d have her. For a moment, I clean forgot the matter in hand.

‘Gretel, you little Lombard bitch, you hear me well. You don’t never let strangers into the house again. You hear me? You don’t let no one in. I say who comes and goes in this house, and don’t you forget – else I’ll sell you into the brothel God made you to furnish.’ She heaved herself up. ‘O fie, sirs! Just look at the refuse we have to buy nowadays. Even persons of quality – such as I myself – is hard put to find slaves what aren’t uppity. Shall I have her whipped for you?’

‘I don’t think that will be necessary,’ said Maximin. He could have added it wasn’t Gretel in any event who’d let One-Eye into our rooms.

‘Where is the relic?’ I asked quietly.

With a look of concern, Maximin took me down to the stable beside the toilets. Except for the gold, he’d left his share of the loot in his saddlebag. There it still was. The groom told us One-Eye had been in, but had only time to check my bags before an Ethiopian diplomat had come in and started demanding who he was. He’d gone off pretty directly.

‘There was something furtive about him,’ the diplomat said to me. ‘I hadn’t seen him in the house before, and I didn’t think he was a new guest. If I’d thought he was trying to steal one of my horses, of course I’d have killed him on the spot. As it was, I challenged him, and he sloped off without saying anything.’

I’d met the diplomat earlier in the day. We’d bumped into each other as I was going in to try out the toilets. He’d smiled at me and bowed most politely as I’d passed him. Of medium height, very thin and black all over, he was the first person of his sort I’d ever seen. Assuming you, my Dear Reader, are English, I imagine you’ve never seen people like him. But I assure you, there are people who are black all over. They come from parts of the world where perpetual exposure to the sun causes the skin to blacken with permanent effect. And for some reason I can’t explain, their skin burns not only in the exposed areas.

For all his physical oddities, though, he spoke excellent Latin. I later found he also knew Greek and several Eastern languages beside his own. Now we lounged together just inside the stables, quietly comparing notes on the delights of Rome. He’d been here about a month longer, and had found his way round pretty well. We agreed I should let him take me soon on one of his ‘missions of pleasure’. From the way he grinned and rolled his eyes, these missions were rather less than spiritual.

Just as we were turning back to a discussion of what One-Eye might have been after, Maximin was calling me over.