Annie Auerbach - Despicable Me 2

“Dr. Nefario!” Margo says, surprised.

“In the flesh and with the antidote,” Dr. Nefario says.

Dr. Nefario produces a vial filled with yellow liquid antidote. He steps over to the vat of jelly and pours the antidote into it. “Come on. Let’s finally put this horrible jelly to some good use.”

In the meantime, Gru makes his way up the road leading to El Macho’s house. He is wearing handcuffs and being led at spear-point by Dave and Stuart. They are painted purple to look like evil Minions.

They approach the closed gate. Dave gets on Stuart’s shoulders and speaks evil Minion gibberish into the intercom. He hears evil gibberish in response. Dave shrugs and tries to respond in evil gibberish.

A green light turns on, the intercom buzzes, and the gate opens! It worked!

“We’re in,” says Gru. “Go time!”

As Gru and the disguised Minions walk through the gate, they get suspicious looks from the real purple Minions.

Dave and Stuart poke Gru with the spear.

“Curses! Foiled again,” Gru says, attempting to act. “These guys captured me.”

The evil Minions cheer. So far so good , thinks Gru.

On the long walk to the house, Gru, Dave, and Stuart have to pass by crowds of evil purple Minions. Dave and Stuart are very nervous, but all is going according to plan. That is, until one of the evil Minions makes a slobbery raspberry at Dave.

Dave raspberries him back, trying to play along. Other purple Minions see this and think it’s funny and join in. Soon Dave is covered in gross purple Minion slobber. He rubs it off, but the purple paint comes off, too!

They’re exposed!

One of the evil Minions points and screams, and the others run toward Gru and the two good Minions. The evil Minions have their teeth bared, ready to chomp!

Gru knows there’s only one thing to do: “RUN!”

Gru and the yellow Minions climb up a tree to the roof of El Macho’s house. It seems like a great hiding place—but the evil purple Minions are still pursuing them. Gru kicks them away. But things are not looking good.

Just then, Gru’s ship appears, hovering above them, with Dr. Nefario in the pilot’s seat! Modified as a jelly-dispensing weapon, the ship also has yellow Minions hanging on to the sides, holding jelly blasters.

The ship opens fire on the evil purple Minions. One by one, they transform back into yellow Minions.

“Hello, Gru!” Dr. Nefario calls from the ship.

“Hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario!” Gru tells him. Then he and the Minions leap to the safety of the ship.

“I put an antidote in the jelly,” Dr. Nefario explains to Gru. “It’s the least I could do!”

Gru nods his approval. “Thank you. Now, let’s go get El Macho.”

“You got it!” says a voice behind him.

Gru turns to see the girls on board the ship, holding jelly blasters. Gru is flabbergasted.

“You brought the girls?” he asks Dr. Nefario.

“Yes,” replies Dr. Nefario. Then, after a moment, he asks, “Was that wrong?”

Gru rolls his eyes, knowing that daffy Dr. Nefario doesn’t really understand the concept of keeping children safe.

From behind a large jelly gun, Edith unloads round after round. “This is the greatest day of my life!”

Gru changes his mind. Perhaps having the girls here is useful, after all.

The ship flies toward El Macho, blasting purple Minions along the way. Down on the ground, El Macho sees his Minions changing. “What’s happening to my Minions?” Then he sees Gru and growls.

As the girls continue to take out Minions with their jelly weapons, Gru tells them, “You guys finish dealing with those Minions. I’m going to find Lucy.”

With that, he leaps out of the ship, down to where El Macho is standing. Gru has two big jelly weapons of his own in his hands, primed for battle.

“Minions, get him!” El Macho barks at his purple Minions.

As the purple Minions descend on Gru, he smiles and says, “Let’s do this!”

Meanwhile, Gru’s ship lands on the ground below. The girls and Dr. Nefario storm into the battle. Agnes struggles to lift the large jelly blaster. “Eat jelly, you purple freaks!” She pulls the trigger and spins out of control, shooting jelly at the purple Minions. Edith, Margo, and Dr. Nefario blast their fair shares, too.

Gru transforms the remaining purple Minions in a slow-motion ballet of martial arts and jelly. He approaches El Macho.

“It’s over,” Gru tells El Macho. “You’ve lost.”

El Macho sees that all his purple Minions are now yellow again.

“Now, where’s Lucy?” Gru says sternly.

“Let me show you,” replies El Macho. He turns to a computer and pushes a button.

Steel doors open on the ground and out rises a rocket—with Lucy strapped to it! Tied to a shark! With one hundred pounds of dynamite strapped to her!

Lucy tries to keep it light. “Oh, hey, Gru! Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh?”

A wicked smile crosses El Macho’s face. “One push of this button, and I send that rocket straight into the same volcano where I faked my death. Only this time: It’s for real!”

Just as El Macho goes to push the button, Dave swings by on a rope, knocking the remote control out of his hand. It flies loose, goes over the edge of the roof, and lands on the ground below.

“Noooo!” cries Gru.

El Macho faces Gru. “We could have ruled the world together, Gru. But now—you’re gonna die.” With that, he pulls out a vial of PX-41 and drinks it!

After a few twitches, El Macho begins to grow taller and hairier and also turns purple!

Gru and the girls gasp in horror at the El Macho monster. El Macho roars at them, looking unstoppable.

Gru tries to shoot El Macho with the jelly gun, but he’s out of ammunition. He quickly takes out his Freeze Ray and zaps El Macho’s massive hands, encasing each one in a block of ice. El Macho laughs and smashes his fists together, sending pieces of ice everywhere.

Gru jumps to avoid El Macho’s fists and falls backward off the roof onto a metal girder below. The girder falls, sending Gru to the ground. El Macho jumps from the roof and grabs the large girder. He swings it over his head, ready to crush Gru. Just as the girder is about to hit him, Gru quickly remembers Lucy’s AVL-Issued Lipstick and uses it on El Macho.

A jolt of electricity shoots through El Macho, causing him to shake and dance until he finally collapses on the ground. He looks up and his purple fur puffs out from the static charge.

Agnes sees this and screams, “HE’S SO FLUFFY!”

Gru and the Minions surround El Macho, wielding their jelly guns. El Macho says, “I am not afraid of your jelly guns.” Gru holds up Dr. Nefario’s Fart Gun and replies, “Oh, this ain’t a jelly gun, sunshine!”

He blasts El Macho with the Fart Gun, causing him to pass out. Everyone cheers! El Macho has finally been defeated! One of the Minions jumps on El Macho’s stomach and poses with his jelly gun, like a hunter after a big kill. Another Minion snaps his photo.

Meanwhile, Gru runs to Lucy and climbs up onto the rocket.

“Don’t worry about me, Gru,” Lucy tells him. “I’ll be fine. I have survived lots worse than this. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I’m actually kind of freaking out up here!!”