Stefan Golaszewski - Sex with a Stranger

Sex with a Stranger was first performed at Trafalgar Studios, London, on 1 February 2012, with the following cast:

ADAM – Russell Tovey

GRACE – Jaime Winstone

RUTH – Naomi Sheldon

Director – Phillip Breen

Designer – Holly Pigott

Lighting Designer – Emma Chapman

Sound Designer – Andrea J Cox

Producer – The Invisible Dot Ltd

ADAM

GRACE

RUTH

The characters are all in their twenties .

The text incorporates revisions made to the play by the author since its original production, and should be considered the definitive version .

ADAM wears trendy blue jeans, a ‘going-out’ shirt and gel in his hair . GRACE is dressed scantily for clubbing. Whenever she’s outdoors she has a man’s (ADAM ’s ) jumper draped over her shoulders. She has a bag .

ADAM and GRACE stand at a bus stop . ADAM ’s drinking a bottle of Lucozade . GRACE is on the phone. She looks at ADAM, awaiting an answer .

ADAM. Adam.

GRACE ( into the phone ). Adam.

She bursts out laughing, eyeing him .

ADAM ( pretending to be interested and amused, laughing ). What? What?!

GRACE ( to ADAM, cheekily ). Never you mind. ( Into the phone .) What’s that?

She gives a big laugh . ADAM laughs too .

No, he’s all right. He’s nice. I got a bit upset in the club and – ( Bursts out laughing .) Abi!

Blackout .

Both sit. She’s on her phone . ADAM laughs when she does .

GRACE ( into the phone, shocked, laughing ). No… ( Listens, shocked, laughing .) No…!

She listens, shocked. He offers her the Lucozade. She waves it away .

( Into the phone .) And why was that? ( Listens, then shocked, laughing .) No…! ( Bursts out laughing, then listens for a longer time .) Yeah and you were right because – ( Listens .) Oh. Right. Yeah. Definitely.

Blackout .

She’s stood on the phone .

GRACE ( into the phone ). No. You go. I’d better go too if I’m honest. He’ll probably run away if I carry on like this any longer!

ADAM ( falsely jovial, more to ‘Abi’ ). No I won’t!

GRACE ( into the phone ). Did you hear that?

GRACE bursts out laughing . ADAM laughs .

( Into the phone .) You’re so funny. God. ( Listens .) Okay. Let me know you got home okay, yeah? Sorry you – Sorry. All right. Bye. Bye, babe. Bye.

( She hangs up, laughing demonstrably .) She’s so funny!

ADAM laughs too .

My sister. Abi. There’s three of us. Me, Kate and Abi. I’m the middle one. They’re so funny.

He laughs .

She’s such a character. She’s the youngest.

ADAM. They do say that about the youngest.

GRACE. Yeah. They do don’t they. Tut. Funny isn’t it?

ADAM ( laughs ). Really funny.

GRACE ( putting her phone away ). Mad.

Blackout .

GRACE inspects the bus timetable .

ADAM. How long?

GRACE. Twelve minutes.

ADAM. Cool.

GRACE. It’s every twelve minutes, so it’s not gonna be longer than that.

ADAM. Cool. And how long is it on the bus?

GRACE. Half an hour.

ADAM. Wicked.

She sits. A beat .

GRACE. Someone’s tried to smash the glass on that.

ADAM. On what sorry?

GRACE. The timetable.

ADAM. Have they?

GRACE. Yeah.

ADAM. God… Why would you do that?

GRACE. I know…

A beat .

Are you cold?

ADAM. I’m good.

GRACE. Good. ( Yawns .) Excuse me!

ADAM. Ha!

She laughs. He laughs .

GRACE. Mad isn’t it? Such a great night.

ADAM. Yeah. Really cool. Great club.

GRACE. Great club. I’ve never been there before.

ADAM. Me neither. It’s good though isn’t it.

GRACE. Really good. Yeah. Great DJs.

ADAM. Awesome DJs.

A beat .

So where exactly is it you live?

GRACE. D’you know Homebase?

ADAM. I don’t know the area.

GRACE. I’m about five minutes from Homebase.

ADAM. Oh. Brilliant. Wow.

GRACE. Yeah. Just a five-, ten-minute walk from there.

ADAM. Amazing.

GRACE. Yeah.

A beat .

ADAM. That must be handy. When you need stuff from Homebase.

GRACE. Yeah. It is actually.

A beat .

Blackout .

They stand looking into the distance .

ADAM. Such an amazing club.

GRACE. God yeah. Rob is so funny. Was it Rob? The black man?

ADAM. Robert. Yes. It’s his birthday. It was Wednesday but he’s celebrating it tonight.

GRACE. Yeah. I’ve done that. Was that his girlfriend?

ADAM. Katie. Yeah.

GRACE. Oh. Same as my sister. Except she’s a Kate. ( Chuckling to herself .) She’s such a Kate…!

ADAM ( chuckles ). Yeah! I don’t think it’ll last though.

GRACE. What?

ADAM. Robert and Katie.

GRACE. Oh. Right. I thought you were talking about Kate!

ADAM. Who’s that?

GRACE. My sister Kate and her boyfriend Jake.

ADAM. No!

GRACE. God!

ADAM. Right. No. I mean I don’t think Robert and Katie will last.

GRACE. He’s taking her to Rome! He’s so gonna ask her to marry him and you’re sitting there saying it won’t last and I was like—

ADAM. No! Robert and Katie won’t last.

GRACE. – I was like, Jesus! Adam!

ADAM ( laughs ). No no no no no. I was saying I don’t think Robert and Katie will last. Sorry. I don’t think Robert and Katie are that good for each other, actually.

GRACE. Really?

ADAM. Yeah.

GRACE. I don’t know. They seemed good together.

ADAM. Yeah?

GRACE. Well I don’t know but to an outsider they seemed good together.

He scratches his hand .

ADAM. Yeah. I don’t know either. But I think Robert’s feeling a bit tied down if I’m honest.

GRACE. No…

ADAM. Yeah.

GRACE. No… I don’t think so.

ADAM. But life’s like that sometimes isn’t it.

GRACE. They seem like such great people.

ADAM. No they are. They are.

Silence. He offers her some Lucozade .

GRACE. No. Thanks.

Silence. She starts laughing .

Oh my God you were such an amazing dancer!

ADAM. Was I?

GRACE. Oh my God!

ADAM. In a good way I hope!

GRACE. Yeah as if! ( Laughs .) You wish! You wish it was in a good way!

They laugh .

ADAM. That is so offensive…

GRACE. No it’s not!

ADAM. Amazing! So funny!

They laugh. He drinks and finishes the Lucozade. He scratches his hand .

I must’ve been bitten.

She feels her pockets .

GRACE ( worried ). My Oyster.

Blackout .

She searches in her bag. She’s wild with worry. He’s scratching his hand .

ADAM. It’ll turn up.

GRACE. I just put a fucking tenner on it.

ADAM. Shall I have a look?

She searches. Silence .

Could you maybe have left it somewhere?

GRACE. For fuck’s sakes!

She searches. Silence .

ADAM. I can pay.

She searches. Silence .

I really don’t mind paying.