Michael Smith: Rivers

“These here are hundred dollars apiece.”

“Hundred dollars apiece in what world? Where the hell are they a hundred dollars apiece?”

The men with guns and the other men waiting began to laugh as they watched and listened.

“Take em on up to Tunica,” the man said. “You can use em there, I’m guessing.”

“Tunica? Tunica floats.”

“Vegas, then. Or somewhere.”

“Yeah. Vegas. Hell yeah, let’s go to Vegas, like they’re gonna give me two hundred dollars for two dirty old chips from the shithole casino in Gulfport, Mississippi. Not to mention it’d cost me how much to get to Vegas? Spend three grand to cash in two hundred damn dollars. Hell, maybe I’ll just mail em to them and they can mail me back my money.”

The man put the chips back in his pocket and looked at his feet. He bit at the inside of his cheek. “I ain’t got no money this time,” he said. “I ain’t got nothing.”

Charlie propped his hands on his hips and walked a circle and then turned back and said, “I ain’t the Red Cross and I ain’t running no credit applications. You want something, you got to have money or something mighty fine to trade up. You got neither. Gimme them lanterns.” He didn’t wait for the man to hold them out but reached over and took them out of his hand. Then he scooped up the bag of batteries at his feet. Charlie set two of the lanterns back in the box and he gave one back to the large man. Then he took two packs of batteries out of the plastic bag and handed them over.

“Take this shit and go on and you owe me next time. You got it?”

The man nodded and said I got it and then he turned and walked down the metal ramp that led in and out of the truck.

Charlie stepped to the edge and said, “Anybody else out there got anything other than money or trade needs to go on. I thought that was common knowledge.”

Two of the men in line stepped out and walked away.

Charlie looked to the back of the men and saw Cohen and waved at him. “Come on up here, Cohen. You ain’t got to wait.”

“Hell naw,” said the old man with the sign. “You know how far I had to walk to get here?”

“Take that stupid sign off and shut up. How long you gonna wear that thing?”

“I’m gonna wear it till I want to.”

“That don’t even make no sense.”

“Well, that don’t matter. I’m sick of standing in this rain.”

“Then dance around.”

Cohen walked past the line and set the empty gas cans down at the back of the truck. He walked up the ramp and shook hands with Charlie. Charlie looked at him sideways and said, “I see you still cuttin your own hair.”

Cohen nodded. “My beauty parlor is on vacation.”

“Same ol shit. I try harder and harder to get down here, though. Don’t never stop. Your house still standing?”

“Still standing.”

“I knew when your daddy built it that it’d take the damn apocalypse to knock it down. Me and ol Jimmy Smith stood there and made fun of him triple-stacking the frame, but he was like that third little pig, just kept on how he wanted.”

“I know it. Mom wanted it tall but he wouldn’t have that either.”

“Nope. You and that dog and that house are about like cockroaches.”

“Don’t jinx me.”

They stepped up into the back of the truck and Cohen looked around at the open boxes stretched across the floor, a small pathway made down the middle. At the front end of the truck was a small backhoe.

“What the hell’s that?” Cohen asked.

Charlie shrugged. “Don’t never know what you might need. Got a deal, anyways.”

“Don’t tell me you’re one of them now.”

“One of them what?”

“You know what. Treasure hunter. Tomb raider. Whatever you wanna call it.”

“I ain’t no tomb raider ’cause there ain’t nothing but dead shit buried in a tomb. What I’m after is alive and kickin.”

“Come on, Charlie. You don’t believe that.”

“May or may not believe it but I’m gonna find out and that backhoe is the thing to do it.”

“Well, if it turns up, I want fifty percent off what’s in the back of this truck.”

“If it turns up, you can have this truck.”

Cohen shook his head and moved in between the boxes and said, “First off, I need some water and some liquor.”

“Got that,” Charlie said. “Back left.”

Cohen found a stack of cases of bottled water and he lifted two and brought them to the end of the truck. Charlie grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam from a box up front. “You need a bag?” he asked. Cohen nodded and Charlie gave him one and Cohen walked back down the middle. He picked up boxes of macaroni and cheese and packs of dried fruit and a carton of cigarettes. He asked Charlie if he had any chain-saw blades and Charlie pointed and Cohen found the box. He took two and then he asked about gas.

“Got a couple of full tanks in the truck cab. They only three gallons, though.”

“That’s fine. It’ll hold till next time.”

While Charlie got the gas, Cohen got two boxes of shells for the shotgun and a box for the .22 and he took two bags of beef jerky. Charlie came back with the gas cans and told one of the gunmen to put them in the back of Cohen’s Jeep. Then he climbed back up into the truck and looked at all Cohen had gathered.

“This ain’t as much as usual,” Charlie said.

Cohen shrugged. “I don’t guess I need as much.”

Charlie frowned at him and said, “Why don’t you just come on and work for me. I told you a thousand times. Ain’t no reason to stay down here.”

Cohen didn’t answer. Shook his head with his lips together.

“You been hearing anything?” Charlie asked.

Cohen thought a second. Heard himself talking to Elisa. “No. About what? Who am I supposed to hear anything from?”

Charlie looked out of the back of the truck. Rubbed his hands together. “Nothing, really. Just wondered. You got a radio still?”

“Yeah, but it don’t pick up like it used to. Am I supposed to be hearing something, Charlie? About what you’re after maybe?”

Charlie turned back to him. “Not about that, Cohen. You know me and your daddy was friends for a long time. And he’d want me to tell you to get on out of here. When’s the last time the damn sun shined down here? Hell, anywhere?”

“I know what he’d say.”

“I know you got that place and all and I know it goes way on back with the family. I know you got them ghosts out there. But I don’t know about the rest.”

Cohen wiped the dampness from his face, then said, “It doesn’t matter.”

“There ain’t nothing to do down here but die, Cohen,” Charlie said, turning his back to the line of men and lowering his voice. “And it’s just gonna keep on.”

“From what I hear there ain’t nothing but hell at the Line anyway.”

“Wouldn’t nobody blame you for leaving,” Charlie said.

“Guess not. Ain’t nobody here.”

“You might think about moving on, Cohen. That’s all I’m saying.”

“Why?”

Charlie didn’t answer. He looked past Cohen out of the back of the truck.

Cohen reached into his pocket and pulled out some money. “How much I owe you?” he asked.

Charlie huffed. “Gimme forty,” he said.

“I know it’s more than that.”

Charlie reached down and picked up a couple of four-packs of the Ds and dropped them in Cohen’s bag. “No charge for these,” he said.

Cohen reached into his pocket and took out a hundred-dollar bill and gave it to Charlie. “I don’t need no change,” he said.

“Why the hell you do that?”

Cohen shrugged. “What else am I gonna do with it? Put whatever’s left toward one of them.”

Charlie took the bill and shook his head. “At least listen to the damn radio. You got a radio?”