Robert Weinberg - A Logical Magician

“I salute you, Collins,” said von Bern, raising his sword as Jack approached. “You accomplished the impossible. Neither I nor my dread master treated you with the respect you deserved. We vastly underestimated your talents. I assure you, we will not make the same mistake twice.”

“You won’t have the chance, von Bern,” said Jack, continuing to walk towards the German. “Release Megan and her father, and maybe I’ll consider letting you escape. Maybe. Otherwise, you’re due to follow Leviathan to limbo.”

The Huntsman chuckled. “Not very likely, young man. Charon has his orders. If anything happens to me, he will crush the pretty Miss Ambrose to a pulp. After disposing of her, he will do the same to her illustrious father. Recall, please, that the ferryman is neither good nor evil, but neutral. Your unusual armament cannot harm him.”

Von Bern’s voice hardened. “I am the one who is in charge, Mr. Collins. Put down that strange weapon you carry and perhaps I’ll consider letting you escape. You have my word on it.”

Jack snorted, remembering from their encounter at the math complex how much the Huntsman’s promise was worth. Casually, he flipped the button turning on the power to his secret weapon. He was less than twenty yards from the German and closing quickly.

“Stop,” cried von Bern, his voice rising a note. “Take another step forward and the girl is dead.”

“Then what?” asked Jack. “With her gone, you have no one to hide behind.”

“Still,” said the German, raising his Chaos Sword high in the air and turning to Megan, “I’ll vanish knowing that I made your life miserable. Make your decision now, Collins. Does the girl live or die?”

“Leave her out of it,” said Jack. “Fight me. I’m your enemy, not Megan. There’s no honor killing defenseless women.”

“Honor?” laughed the Huntsman. “Only fools believe in such concepts. I led the Wild Hunt for centuries because it kept me alive, eternally young. Justice and fairness mean nothing to me. I refuse to fight you because I know I cannot win against your magical devices. And I only engage in battles that I am assured of winning.”

“Just as I suspected,” said Jack, raising the black rectangular box chest-high. Perched on its top was a sighting device much like that of a high-powered rifle. “You’re so afraid of dying that you’ll stoop to any level to stay alive.”

“Perhaps,” said the Huntsman, pausing dramatically. “But better…”

Not waiting for the German to finish his sentence, Jack fired. The one fact he had learned from his dealings the past few days with the supernaturals was that given the slightest chance, the fantastical entities loved to talk. They had a flair for the dramatic, and none of them could resist having the last word. One and all, they were hams. Which gave Jack the necessary few seconds he needed to aim and fire his weapon.

A slender beam of red-orange light like that of a neon tube leapt from the end of the box. Slender as a pencil, the ray caught von Bern in the chest. The look of absolute shock that crossed the Huntsman’s face lasted less than a heartbeat. Then, he was gone, the Sword of Chaos dropping like a stone to the concrete.

“Helium-neon laser beam,” said Jack unnecessarily, but quite satisfied with the correctness of his deductions. He swung the beam so that it touched the cement at Charon’s feet. “Coherent, ordered light . The ultimate icon of order versus chaos. It’s definitely the final word in the battle between light and darkness.”

“It doesn’t scare me,” said Charon. Megan, her eyes wide with fear, pushed hopelessly at his encompassing arms. His voice cold and deep, rumbled like thunder. “I am a creature of neither.”

“But you are a stupid old fool, honoring bargains with darklings,” declared Cassandra, directly behind the ferryman. She had silently mounted the concrete platform from the rear during Jack’s confrontation with von Bern. Feet spread wide for optimum effect, the Amazon swung her walking stick in a short, brutal arc at Charon’s head.

With a crack audible throughout the entire underground complex, the staff connected with the ferryman’s skull directly above his left ear. Charon staggered a few inches, then righted himself, as the pole exploded into shards the size of toothpicks. The Amazon’s jaw dropped in amazement.

Looking puzzled, Charon turned and stared unhappily at Cassandra. “Why did you do that? I wasn’t planning to hurt the girl. After thousands of years of comradeship, you should know, Cassandra, that I would never obey an order like the one given to me by von Bern. The Huntsman believed only in himself. I served him because he paid me well, but I retained my own ideals. And killing the helpless was never among them.”

As if confirming his words, the ferryman opened his arms and let Megan free. By the time Jack reached Megan, she had nearly finished untying her father.

“Good to see you again, Jack,” said Merlin, stretching and turning his long fingers. “Sorry I never provided you with the information you needed in your quest. Though you seem to have managed quite well on your own.”

The magician surveyed the underground train yard, with the thirteen wicker cages filled with women dangling from the ceiling. “Cleaning up this mess and explaining it to the media is not going to be easy. But it shall be done.”

Merlin’s gaze touched the gas laser hooked onto Jack’s belt. “Coherent light to battle the forces of darkness. Nice touch. We’ll have to discuss the notion when there’s more time.”

Basking in the magician’s praise, Jack swiveled to Megan—only to have her catch him square in the face with a slap that nearly jarred his eyeballs loose.

“That’s for acting silly with those outrageous mall nymphs,” said Megan. Then, before he could recover, she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him with all the intensity of their dream embraces. This time, however, it was real, and left them both, several minutes later, breathless.

“And that,” she stated once she regained her voice, “was for rescuing me.”

Arms around his neck, she looked deep into his eyes, waiting for another kiss. After a few seconds, she grew impatient for his response. “Kiss me, you fool,” she declared. “I won’t bite.”

“Uh, Megan,” said Jack, feeling very ill at ease, “it’s not that I don’t enjoy kissing you. I do. Very much so. Too much so, I think, for a casual romance. That’s the trouble. What with the difference in our ages…”

“Casual romance?” repeated Megan, frowning. “Difference in our ages? What are you mumbling about, Jack? You’re not that much older than me. I turned twenty-three last month.”

“Twenty-three?” Now it was Jack’s turn to be confused. “But, you’re Merlin’s daughter. He’s hundreds of years old.”

“So what?” asked Megan. “I’m a halfling—half-supernatural, half-human. My mother is a perfectly normal middle-aged woman. She married Merlin knowing full well that someday age would part them. So far, she’s been remarkably happy. Mom’s been visiting relatives in Florida the past few weeks. She probably never knew we were gone.”

Megan glanced at her father proudly. “The old boy is pretty lively, considering his age. From what I gather, he’s fathered more than a few children over the centuries. Being supernatural doesn’t mean you’re sterile, Jack. I thought you knew all about this.”

“How?” said Jack. “How was I supposed to know?”

“Your friend Simon, the changeling,” said Megan. “Didn’t he tell you when we had our first dream talk? He must have realized then that I wasn’t a supernatural. The fey folk don’t dream. Only humans or halflings can. That’s why Father never made contact while you slept. He couldn’t.”