Apparently, the molecules in the neurons and capillaries of modern people have not changed. And now I would like to focus on the beautiful ladies of our era, whom I love and respect very much (at this moment loud female applause rang out). How many times dear, lovely, adored young brunettes walk down the street with a similar injury to the c5-c6 vertebrae, they are so cute, but with this terrible defect, my soul just smoulders like a cloth after bleach when I see them. I'm a man, I went to the fight with this injury, there were throws, punches and many other things, I don't care. But when I see cute girls who are going to become moms with this problem, I just barely hold back a stingy male tear. Here I look at how small and at the same time strong she is: she keeps herself in shape, and is smart and has realized herself in the profession. The universe, why did you punish her like that? And 9 out of 10 beauties, well, it would be a rarity. The main problem is the obstetricians, they took it out, turned their neck and live as you want, oh, say thank you for life, otherwise you wouldn't be at all. And then bullying, gaslighting, bullying and other joys. It's good if the environment is also good, and they form a personality. And you would like a diagnosis of "torticollis" for your children, especially for your daughters. My team and I have developed a unique remedy for everything, including this terrible disease, besides, we will all live forever now, and think better than any exact science, more crystal than precious metals – I promise you that. In order not to be unfounded, now I will show you our miracle invention. After that, a miracle cabin was brought into the hall. Look, I have wrinkles, but you didn't hear wrong already at 25, neck injury, red eyes after the computer, and it's also July, I overheated, and my ICP jammed again, it's good that there's no blood coming out of my nose, and you know what it's like to talk to ladies like this, honestly, I wouldn't care if the articulation apparatus didn't fail, and after all, speech in a person is everything, today is definitely a good day, now I'll go into this cabin, and in 15 minutes you won't recognize me and you'll never see me in a "pre-stroke state" again. It took 15 minutes when the door opened, the inventor came out, he looked like he could have been 20 years old, the neck really straightened out, the eye pressure also disappeared, and any other pressure, it was an ideal person. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the scientist said our new patent, my dear colleagues Bromine, Azotoshian and Wolframov will demonstrate. The first has cirrhosis, the second has an ulcer, the third has impotence, but do not be surprised, nowadays not only souls age faster than bodies, as well as organs and the central nervous system, but we will fix it. Another 45 minutes passed, during which time three employees came out of the three compartments of the booth at once, also perfectly healthy both mentally and physically. For visual confirmation, the presentation was attended by devices that measured the indicators necessary for anamnesis, which simply did not exist. "I would like to continue my speech," Bismuth exclaimed cheerfully, "as you can see, my invention is by no means a quackery and not a figment of your imagination. The parameters were configured so that I eliminated absolutely all the shortcomings, both external and internal. But I left this small scar on my forehead – this is my uniqueness, I got it when I hit the fireplace at the age of four, because they were afraid to sew it up, it remained for life and I have to admit that it suits me, a small "accessory" for brutality. Now I would like to invite my beloved secretary Arina. Look gentlemen at this "chrysanthemum", did this beautiful, young, petite, kind, intelligent, purposeful girl deserve to have a neck clamp all her life? Intracranial hypertension? Do you really think that her face is arrogant, and she is heartless? Question to the audience (to those who do not have the "happiness" to have such a disease), would you look different in her place? The poor girl is holding on so much from the pain in the cervical region, didn't she deserve to get rid of this damned disease? Look at her: she is perfect, if it were not for this small nuance, you know that a carriage and a small cart of different–class cavaliers pay attention to her anyway, she could be Miss universe if she did not have this defect, and her self-confidence would reach 500% – reasonable selfishness. And now, gentlemen, I will conduct my experiment on this beauty. After 10 minutes Arina came out, now she looked like Miss universe in a cube, only small (in terms of height). "And now let's continue," the scientist persisted, "I suggest everyone take turns "tasting" my invention, first the girls, and then the guys my invention. After 24 hours, the whole city became perfect people, and a week later the whole world, and, of course, forever young. It is worth noting another feature of "Factory N" included in the concept of their project the opening of a wellness center to keep people in normal condition. Bismuth was especially pleased, now, despite the fact that Arina had a passion, she looked at him as a savior, and not as a loser monster. Gennady dreamed of her. It's hard to believe that in such a high-tech era, he could not replace it with others. But it developed not only physical aspects, but also moral ones. Before Bismuth's know-how, not all the girls he came across were as kind as she was, had an excellent IQ like her, upbringing, calmness, pacification and at the same time such beauty, even under constant "makeup". But no matter how hard the scientist tried, the "proud hummingbird" was not given into his hands. It can be understood that she was not one hundred percent sure of his future mood, and to be honest, Bismuth himself did not believe himself. But it seemed to him that he had found in her the ideal that he had been looking for all his life. "It's not up to "50" to look for the only one, even though I'm immortal now (a school dream came true), it's a pity that reality doesn't always get along with her.
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