Lois Bujold - Weatherman

He looked around, trying to imagine his present surroundings in the dark and heavy rain. If he had been the private, slogging along this road about midnight, what would he have seen? What could possibly have attracted the man’s attention to the ditch? Why the hell had he come out here in the middle of the night in the first place? This road wasn’t on the way to anything but an obstacle course and a firing range.

There was the ditch . . . no, his ditch was the next one, a little farther on. Four culverts pierced the raised roadway along this half-kilometer straight stretch. Miles found the correct ditch and leaned on the railing, staring down at the now-sluggish trickle of drain water. There was nothing attractive about it now, that was certain. Why, why, why . . . ?

Miles sloped along up the high side of the road, examining the road surface, the railing, the sodden brown bracken beyond. He came to the curve and turned back, studying the opposite side. He arrived back at the first ditch, on the baseward end of the straight stretch, without discovering any view of charm or interest.

Miles perched on the railing and meditated. All right, time to try a little logic. What overwhelming emotion had led the private to wedge himself in the drain, despite the obvious danger? Rage? What had he been pursuing? Fear? What could have been pursuing him? Error? Miles knew all about error. What if the man had picked the wrong culvert . . . ?

Impulsively, Miles slithered down into the first ditch. Either the man had been methodically working his way through all the culverts—if so, had he been working from the base out, or from the practice fields back?—or else he had missed his intended target in the dark and rain and got into the wrong one. Miles would give them all a crawl-through if he had to, but he preferred to be right the first time. Even if there wasn’t anybody watching. This culvert was slightly wider in diameter than the second, lethal one. Miles pulled his hand light from his belt, ducked within, and began examining it centimeter by centimeter.

“Ah,” he breathed in satisfaction, midway beneath the road. There was his prize, stuck to the upper side of the culvert’s arc with sagging tape. A package, wrapped in waterproof plastic. How interesting. He slithered out and sat in the mouth of the culvert, careless of the damp but carefully out of view from the road above.

Placing the packet on his lap, he studied it with pleasurable anticipation, as if it had been a birthday present. Could it be drugs, contraband, classified documents, criminal cash? Personally, Miles hoped for classified documents, though it was hard to imagine anyone classifying anything on Kyril Island except maybe the efficiency reports. Drugs would be all right, but a spy ring would be just wonderful . He’d be a Security hero—his mind raced ahead, already plotting the next move in his covert investigation. Following the dead man’s trail through subtle clues to some ringleader, who knew how high up? The dramatic arrests, maybe a commendation from Simon Illyan himself. . . . The package was lumpy, but crackled slightly—plastic flimsies?

Heart hammering, he eased it open—and slumped in stunned disappointment. A pained breath, half-laugh, half-moan, puffed from his lips.

Pastries. A couple of dozen lisettes, a kind of miniature popover glazed and stuffed with candied fruit, made, traditionally, for the Midsummer Day celebration. Month-and-a-half-old stale pastries. What a cause to die for. . . .

Miles’s imagination, fueled by knowledge of barracks life, sketched in the rest readily enough. The private had received this package from some sweetheart/mother/sister, and sought to protect it from his ravenous mates, who would have wolfed it all down in seconds. Perhaps the man, starved for home, had been rationing them out to himself morsel by morsel in a lingering masochistic ritual, pleasure and pain mixed with each bite. Or maybe he’d just been saving them for some special occasion.

Then came the two days of unusual heavy rain, and the man had begun to fear for his secret treasure’s, ah, liquidity margin. He’d come out to rescue his cache, missed the first ditch in the dark, gone at the second in desperate determination as the waters rose, realized his mistake too late. . . .

Sad. A little sickening. But not useful. Miles sighed, and bundled the lisettes back up, and trotted off with the package under his arm, back to the base to turn it over to the surgeon.

The surgeon’s only comment, when Miles caught up with him and explained his findings, was “Yep. Death from stupidity, all right.” Absently, the man bit into a lisette and sniffed.

Miles’s time on maintenance detail ended the next day without his finding anything in the sewers of greater interest than the drowned man. It was probably just as well. The following day Ahn’s office corporal arrived back from his long leave. Miles discovered that the corporal, who’d been working the weather office for some two years, was a ready reservoir of the greater part of the information Miles had spent the last two weeks busting his brains to learn. He didn’t have Ahn’s nose, though.

Ahn actually left Camp Permafrost sober, walking up the transport’s ramp under his own power. Miles went to the shuttle pad to see him off, not certain if he was glad or sorry to see the weatherman go. Ahn looked happy, though, his lugubrious face almost illuminated.

“So where are you headed, once you turn in your uniforms?” Miles asked him.

“The equator.”

“Ah? Where on the equator?”

“ Anywhere on the equator,” Ahn replied with fervor.

Miles trusted he’d at least pick a spot with a suitable land mass under it.

Ahn hesitated on the ramp, looking down at Miles. “Watch out for Metzov,” he advised at last.

This warning seemed remarkably late, not to mention maddeningly vague. Miles gave Ahn an exasperated look, up from under his raised eyebrows. “I doubt I’ll be much featured on his social calendar.”

Ahn shifted uncomfortably. “That’s not what I meant.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well . . . I don’t know. I once saw . . .”

“What?”

Ahn shook his head. “Nothing. It was a long time ago. A lot of crazy things were happening, at the height of the Komarr revolt. But it’s better that you should stay out of his way.”

“I’ve had to deal with old martinets before.”

“Oh, he’s not exactly a martinet. But he’s got a streak of . . . he can be a funny kind of dangerous. Don’t ever really threaten him, huh?”

“Me, threaten Metzov?” Miles’s face screwed up in bafflement. Maybe Ahn wasn’t as sober as he smelled after all. “Come on, he can’t be that bad, or they’d never put him in charge of trainees.”

“He doesn’t command the grubs. They have their own hierarchy comes in with ’em—the instructors report to their own commander. Metzov’s just in charge of the base’s permanent physical plant. You’re a pushy little sod, Vorkosigan. Just don’t . . . ever push him to the edge, or you’ll be sorry. And that’s all I’m going to say.” Ahn shut his mouth determinedly, and headed up the ramp.

I’m already sorry, Miles thought of calling after him. Well, his punishment week was over now. Perhaps Metzov had meant the labor detail to humiliate Miles, but actually it had been quite interesting. Sinking his scat-cat, now, that had been humiliating. That he had done to himself . Miles waved one last time to Ahn as he disappeared into the transport shuttle, shrugged, and headed back across the tarmac toward the now-familiar admin building.

It took a full couple of minutes, after Miles’s corporal had left the weather office for lunch, for Miles to yield to the temptation to scratch the itch Ahn had planted in his mind, and punch up Metzov’s public record on the comconsole. The mere listing of the base commander’s dates, assignments, and promotions was not terribly informative, though a little knowledge of history filled in between the lines.