J Weichsel - Ebu Gogo

Jack whispered, “Relax. It’s just me. Foxy McFoxtrot.”

The ebu gogo continued to scream and flail her arms and legs. Jack became angry and said, “Why are you doing this? Why do you hate me?” Then, when the ebu gogo did not calm down, Jack clenched his fist and punched her in the face.

The ebu gogo was stunned for a moment, and then once again flailed her arms and legs and screamed, “Eeeeeee!!! Eeeeeee!!! Eeeeeee!!!”

Jack punched the ebu gogo again, and then got his erect cock inside of her.

Meanwhile, Lewis, Linda, Clare, Dr. Stern, Stephanie, and Charles had lost Jack’s trail, and were trying desperately to find it. The sun had set and although the moonlight was enough for them to make out the shapes of things, it did not provide enough light to make out Jack’s footprints or other markings he might have left.

They all examined the ground around them desperately trying to pick up Jack’s trail again.

Charles said, “Maybe we should take out the torches.”

Lewis said, “No, because then Jack will see our approach. We want to sneak up and catch him by surprise.”

Then, they heard a sound in the distance that sounded like screaming, which went, “Eeeeeee!!! Eeeeeee!!! Eeeeeee!!!”

Linda said, “That’s the noise the females make when they are panicking.”

Then they heard another noise which went, “Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!”

Linda said, “I don’t know what that noise is.”

Clare said, “Actually, I think that’s Jack.

Then, the “Eeeeeees” and “Ughs” alternated with one another, so now the sound went like this: “Eeeeeee," “Ugh," “Eeeeeee," “Ugh.”

Lewis cried, “They’re yiffing! Quick, we have to stop them before it’s too late.”

Lewis and the rest broke into a run, heading towards the noise. Then, they all stumbled into a clearing and everybody paused in shock and revulsion at the horrific scene in front of them. Jack, covered in bloody male ebu gogo pelts, his face alive with ecstasy, was fucking the female ebu gogo, who by this point was limp with resignation, her eyes shut tight to block out the horror of what was happening to her.

Jack was so distracted by his depraved act that he didn’t even notice the arrival of the cryptozoologists.

Lewis, quickly recovering from the shock of the scene, broke into a run, dove, and tackled Jack, knocking him off the ebu gogo and sending the furs he wore flying. Lewis jumped to his feet and kicked Jack in the ribs three times as the ebu gogo Jack had been on top of got up and stumbled into the jungle in a daze.

Jack shouted, “Why are you doing this?”

Lewis kicked Jack three more times and said, “Because you raped an ebu gogo and tried to rape Clare.”

Jack said, “No I didn’t.”

Lewis kicked Jack again and said, “I saw you just now.”

Jack said, “But it wasn’t me doing those things. It was my fursona, Foxy McFoxtrot. When I put on my fursuit, I am playing a character.”

Lewis climbed on top of Jack and pounded his face with his large fists as he yelled, “You fucking bastard. You son of a bitch.”

Clare cheered her father on with a wave of her fist and a shout of, “Go Dad!”

Jack spoke in between being punched. “If…" Punch, “You…" Punch, “Don’t…" Punch, “Stop…" Punch, “I’ll…" Punch, “Tell them.”

Lewis spoke in between punches. “No…” Punch, “You…” Punch, “Won’t.”

Then, Lewis put his hands around Jack’s throat and squeezed tightly. Jack tried to speak, but his windpipe was closed.

Linda kicked Lewis off Jack, pointed her gun at Jack’s head, and asked in a voice lacking inflection, “Tell us what?”

Jack caught his breath and then said boastfully in a croaking voice, “I blackmailed Lewis to come on this expedition!”

Linda cocked her gun. “How did you blackmail Lewis?”

Lewis got up off the ground and in a bit of a sweat asked Linda, “Is this really what we should be worrying about?”

Linda said, “Shut up Lewis. I want to hear what the little fucker has to say.”

Jack cleared his throat and said, “I threatened to tell the world that Lewis forged his famous scale from the Lake Champlain monster. That’s why he let me come.”

Linda said, “And how would you know that?”

Jack said, “Because I helped him create the forgery!”

Linda turned to Lewis and asked, “Is this true?”

Lewis held his head down in shame.

Clare cried, “Dad! Say it isn’t so!”

Jack said gloatingly, “Think about it. The only piece of actual physical evidence that has ever been presented in support of one of Lewis’s claims is a fake. Lewis is a complete phony. He’s a fraud. And you all follow him blindly.”

Clare, visibly distraught, leaned a hand against a tree for support and said, “Oh my God. My head is spinning. Dad, you asshole.”

Dr. Stern narrowed his eyes at Jack. “So you organized this elaborate blackmail scheme, just because you wanted to have sex with an ebu gogo, which at the time you didn’t even know really existed?”

Jack beamed up at Dr. Stern. “Yes.”

At that Clare stood up straight, walked over to Jack, and kicked him in the ribs. Liking the way his ribs felt on her foot, she kicked him again, and again, and broke into a flurry of kicks as she shouted, “You fucking furry!!! Fucking furry!!! Fucking furfag!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!”

Linda put a hand on Clare’s shoulder and said, “OK Clare, my turn.”

Clare stepped back. Linda straightened her arm, pointed her pistol at Jack’s head, said “Fucking furry," and pulled the trigger. There was a loud bang and Jack’s brains spilled out onto the jungle floor.

Everyone stood in shocked silence and then Clare exclaimed, “Holy shit Mom! What the fuck?”

Lewis took a few tentative steps towards Linda, held out his hand, and said, “Linda, give me that gun.”

Linda pointed the gun at Lewis’s head. Lewis stopped in his tracks. Linda said in a cold, hard voice, “You were so boastful after our expedition to Lake Champlain because I wasn’t with you when you found your stupid scale. I couldn’t take your constant bragging, so I divorced you. And ever since our divorce, I have been trying to beat you to your next discovery so that I could have something to brag about too. Now I learn that you made the whole thing up. You ruined my life with your lies, Lewis.”

Lewis said, “But I lied for a very good reason. I knew that if I were respected as a legitimate cryptozoologist, I would some day be able to discover great things. And I was right. I have made a great discovery. I have discovered the ebu gogo.”

Pointing her gun at Lewis’s head, her entire body trembling, Linda cried, “I discovered the fucking ebu gogo you bastard!”

As Linda stood there with her gun pointed at Lewis’s head, everybody watched her in rapt silence, not knowing what to say, or what kind of move to make. Linda straightened her arm in order to brace it for the backlash that was to come. She said, “You’ve hurt me for the last time.”

Clare cried, “Mom, don’t.”

Linda’s finger slowly closed around the trigger. She said, “Goodbye, Lewis.”

Lewis squinted as his mouth moved in a silent prayer. Then, a giant bat with a ten foot long wingspan swooped down from the sky, lifted Linda in its talons, and flew away with her.

Lewis stood for a moment in disbelief that he was still alive and then shouted, “Let’s go.”

Clare asked, “Go where?”

“We have to follow that ahool. Come on.”

“Dad, mom was just about to shoot you. How can you even think of saving her?”

“Your mother and I have a very complicated relationship. You will understand when you are older.”

Clare rolled her eyes. “I hope not.”