Kim Robinson - Fifty Degrees Below

“Yeah,” Charlie said. “He’s like made out of lead.”

Frank saw Nick standing off to one side and called, “Hey Nick, do you want to go down to the river and see if there are any beavers or anything?”

“Sure!” They took off down the lawn, talking animals.

Now Rudra stood still, facing Joe. Joe stopped to peer up at him, looking surprised that their march had halted. “Ho,” he said.

Rudra leaned down and gently rubbed a handful of snow in Joe’s face. Joe spluttered and then shook his head like a dog.

“Hey what is he doing?” Anna demanded.

“He’s helping him,” Charlie said, holding her arm.

“What do you mean helping? That doesn’t help him!”

“It doesn’t hurt him. It’s part of their little ceremony.”

“Well it’s not okay!”

“Leave them alone,” Charlie said. “Joe doesn’t mind it, see?”

“But what are they doing?”

“It’s just a little ceremony they have.”

“But why?”

“Well you know. Maybe he’s just trying to lower his temperature.”

“Oh come on!”

“Come on yourself. Just let them do it. Joe is loving it, and they think they’re helping.”

Anna glowered. “They’re only going to give him a cold.”

“You know perfectly well being cold has nothing to do with catching a cold. What an old wives’ tale.”

“Old wives’ tales usually contained real observations, smart guy. It turns out when you get cold your immune system is suppressed, so if there happens to be a virus around you’ve got more of a chance of catching it, so there is a connection.”

“But he’s not getting too cold. Leave them alone. They’re having fun.”

Except then Joe howled a quick protest. Rudra and Drepung looked star-tied; then Drepung turned Joe by the shoulder, so that he faced the snowman. Seeing the mask again Joe quietened. He tilted his head, scowled hideously at the snowman, gave the mask back vibe for vibe: no mere piece of wood was going to outscowl him.

Straightening up beside him, Rudra pointed at the demon mask, then up at the low clouds purling overhead. Suddenly he twisted and as it were corkscrewed upward, thrusting himself up and back until he looked straight up at the sky. He shouted, “ Dei tugs-la ydon ysol! Ton pa, gye ba! Ton pa, gye ba!”

Startled, Joe looked up at Rudra so quickly that he plumped onto his butt. Rudra leaned over him and shouted “ Gye ba!” with a sudden ferocity. Joe scrambled away, then jumped up to trundle down the slope of the lawn as fast as he could.

“Hey!” Anna cried.

Charlie held her arm again. “Let them be!”

“What do you mean? Joe!” And with a quick spasm she was away and running through the snow. “Joe! Joe!”

Joe, still running for the river, did not appear to hear her. Then he tripped and fell in a perfect faceplant, sprawling down the snow slope and leaving behind a long snow angel. Anna reached him and slipped herself trying to stop. Down she went too; then Drepung joined them and helped them both up, saying “Sorry, sorry, sorry.”

Rudra stayed up by the snowman, swaying and jerking. He staggered to the snowman, pulled off its demon mask, threw it at his feet and stomped on it. “HA! TON PA! HA! GYE BA! HAAAAAA!”

Hearing this Joe wailed, beating at the snow and then at Anna’s outstretched arms. Drepung ventured to touch him once lightly on the shoulder. Joe buried his head in Anna’s embrace. Rudra, now sitting on the ground next to the flattened mask, watched them; he waved at Joe when Joe looked over Anna’s shoulder. Joe blinked big tears down his cheeks, shuddering as he calmed. For a long time Joe and Rudra stared blankly at each other.

Charlie walked over to help the old man to his feet. Both Rudra and Drepung seemed satisfied now, relaxed and ready to get on with other things; and seeing it, Charlie felt a certain calmness fill him too. He and Rudra went down and flanked Joe and Anna, took Joe’s mittened and snow-caked little hands, squeezed them. Joe looked around at the farmhouse and the tent filling with guests, the expanse of snow falling down to the river. Charlie clapped Drepung on the shoulder, held it briefly.

“What?” Anna demanded.

“Nothing. Nothing. Let’s go in and see what they have to eat, shall we?”

Late that afternoon, when the Khembalis’ party was breaking up, and they had heard all about the trip out to see the salt fleet, the Quiblers asked Frank if he wanted to come over for dinner and watch the election returns.

“Thanks,” he said, “but I’m going to go to dinner with Diane.”

“Oh I see.”

“Maybe I can drop by afterward, see the late returns.”

“Sure, whatever.”

Frank went to his van, drove carefully back to the Khembali house in Arlington. Out in the cold garden shed he changed clothes, trying to think what would look nice. He was going out to dinner with his boss, who would not be his boss for much longer, so that different kinds of hypothetical possibilities might then open. It was interesting, no matter how uneasy he felt whenever he thought of Caroline.

Then one of the kitchen girls called out to the shed from the house door: phone call. He went inside, picked up the house’s phone apprehensively. “Hello?”

“Frank is that you?”

“Yes. Caroline?”

“Yes.”

“Is everything okay?”

“No, everything is not okay. I need to see you, now.”

“Well, but I’ve got something, I’m really sorry—”

“Frank, please! I think he found out about me taking that disk. So I’ve only got a little time. I’ve got to initiate Plan B or else. I need your help.”

“You’re leaving him?”

“Yes! That’s what I’m telling you. I’ve left already. That’s done. But I need help getting away and—you’re the only one I trust.” Her voice twisted at the end, and suddenly Frank understood that she was afraid. He had never heard it like that in her before, and had not recognized it.

Frank clutched the phone hard. “Where are you?”

“I’m in Chevy Chase. I’ll meet you at your tree.”

“Okay. It’ll take me half an hour or so. Maybe longer with the ice on the roads.”

“Okay good. Good. Thanks. I love you Frank.” She hung up.

Frank groaned. He stared at the embassy’s phone in his hand. “Shit,” he said. That someone as bold and competent as her should be afraid… “I love you too,” he whispered.

His stomach had shrunk to the size of a baseball. What would this husband of hers do? He picked up the house phone and called Diane’s cell phone number.

Maybe she was bugged too. She was doing the same kind of thing Frank was, wasn’t she?

“Hello, Diane? It’s Frank. Listen I’m really sorry about this, but something has come up here and I just have to help out, it’s a kind of emergency. So I need to, I mean can we take a rain check, and do our dinner tomorrow or whenever you can?”

Very short pause. “Sure, of course. No problem.”

“Thanks, I’m really sorry about this. See there’s this,” but he hadn’t thought anything up, a stupid mistake, and he was going to say “something at the embassy” when she heard the pause and cut him off:

“No it’s fine, don’t worry. We’ll do it another time.”

“Thanks Diane. I appreciate it. How about tomorrow then?”

“Um, no—tomorrow won’t work, my daughter is coming in. Here—oh, wait. I don’t see my calendar. Tell you what, let’s just say soon.”

“Okay, soon. Thanks. Sorry.”

“No problem.”

End of call. He put the receiver down, stood there.

“Ah fuck.”

He drove over to Van Ness, parked in one of his old spots on Brandywine, walked east into the forest. Slowly he approached his tree, coming to it on the remains of Ross Drive. He saw no one. But then there she was, stepping out from behind a thick oak between site 22 and his tree. He went to her and they hugged hard, clinging tightly to each other.