Joe Haldeman - The Coming

“Jesus. I didn’t know people brought it home with them.”

“It was rare. He must have gotten it right at the end of the war.” She paused. “Pepe, what happens if there’s a war now?”

“To me?” She nodded. “Well, I’m still a Cuban citizen, even though I’ve been away for seven years. You know I’ve only got a blue card.”

“I know. Could they call you up? Cuba’s not going to be neutral.”

“You know, I’m not sure?” He took off his glasses and polished them with a tissue. “When I left I was reservado, like inactive reserves here. You stay that way until age forty, or until you do active service. Or until they change the law, which they might have done without telling me.”

“But as a reservado you’d be safe. Especially living over here.”

“Truthfully, I don’t know. But they’d have a hard time finding me. I’d be in Mexico mañana.” He blinked through his glasses and imitated a broad Mexican accent: “ ¿Cuba? ¿Dónde está esta isla Cuba? Soy campesino mexicano solamente.”

“Sure. You sound like a campesino with a Ph.D.”

“Seriously, I’d go home and fight if the island herself was in danger. But I don’t care about Europe.”

“Good. You know how Norman and I feel. I’d hate to lose you, but if you need help disappearing…”

He held up a hand. “ Gracias . Best not to talk about such things.”

“I suppose.” Her wall chimed. “Meeting in two minutes, Room 301.” Today it had the voice of Melissa Mercurio, a thirties movie personality. A seating diagram came up on the screen:

“Oh, the governor,” Rory said. “This will be a feast for the intellect.”

“I should know who Pauling is,” Pepe said. “Sounds familiar. NSA?”

“No, cabinet. He’s the president’s new science adviser. “Science and technology.’” She pushed a button and got a paper printout. “I don’t know anything about him. Life sciences, I think. More politician than scientist, I’d imagine.”

“Buena suerte.”

“Yeah.” She opened a few drawers and found a notebook. “Maybe we can get away for lunch? Go down to Sara’s and get a beer?” Dos Hermanos was the department’s official bar.

“Love it.”

Rory walked down a floor and went to 301, a room usually reserved for first-Friday get-togethers and holiday parties. They’d put in a round table that was too large for six people, holo flats in place for the governor and Grayson Pauling.

The holos were dark and the chancellor hadn’t shown up yet. She said hello to the two deans and took her place to the right of Bacharach.

She suppressed a smile at his sour “buenos.” They had been at odds for three years, ever since Bacharach had inherited the “Dean of Research” title. Some people would covet the job, but to Bacharach it was a necessary evil—five years of afternoons spent in argument and analysis and the annual excruciation of presenting the budget to the board and trying to explain science to them.

Rory suspected that he didn’t like teaching any more than he liked committee work; he’d really prefer to be left alone with his particle physics. It was more than delicious that her astrophysics budget had slowly climbed under his tenure, while particle had to eat a major cut in spite of his arguments.

She did like him in spite of his dourness and departmental politics. He was an odd-looking man, very tall, huge hands. A ponytail and beard that reminded Rory of her father’s generation.

Deedee Whittier was Bacharach’s opposite. She loved academic infighting; she was a master of finely tuned sarcasm and the art of playing one person against another. Rory approved of her, though. She could have used her position—as Bacharach did—to limit her teaching to intellectually challenging seminars in her specialty. Instead, she took on two huge lecture courses, Life Sciences and Biology I, and the students had twice voted her Teacher of the Year. Rory had eavesdropped on her lectures and envied her charisma. She envied her trim athletic beauty, too; almost as old as Rory, she looked more than ten years younger.

Chancellor Barrett hurried in, checking his watch. “Damned reporters.” He sat down heavily next to Whittier. “So. We’re all in our places, with bright shiny faces.”

“Good morning to you, Professor Mal,” Rory said.

He tilted his head toward her. “And to you, Professor. Deedee, Al. Anything new, Aurora?”

“Not since this morning’s broadcast. You saw it?”

“Yes, twice.” He took out a large white handkerchief and rubbed his face with it. He was a big round man who didn’t take well to the unseasonal heat. “That fellow on the Moon, that Japanese. Do you know anything about him?”

“I didn’t. I looked him up about an hour ago. He’s a radio astronomer doing a project for the University of Kyoto.”

“He’s legitimate? He couldn’t be part of a hoax?”

“Mal… how the hell could I know? He might be in the pay of the Mafia.”

The chancellor winced, just as a soft ping warned of an incoming transmission. “Don’t say ‘Mafia’ when the governor’s here.”

“Heavens, no. Let’s keep relations out of this.” The two deans laughed.

The governor’s image faded in and solidified. He smiled broadly. “Good morning, all. Buenos días.” Murmur of returned greetings. “So what’s the joke? Can I be in on it?”

“Reporters,” Chancellor Barrett said quickly. “Though I suppose they are no joke to a man in your position.”

“Ah, no. No. But we have to live with the little darlin’s, don’t we? Ha.” He studied a prompt screen, which had the disconcerting effect of making it look like he was staring accusingly at Dean Bacharach. “Now. God knows I don’t want to interfere with your science work. This is really serious stuff, I know. But it could be a real shot in the arm for the state of Florida, too. Surely you can appreciate my position.” He looked around at the holographic ghosts who sat at his table in Tallahassee. Rory suddenly realized that that was why this table was so large; it had to be the same diameter as the governor’s.

“I won’t try to kid anybody. Florida has had a couple of bad years.” A bad decade or two, actually. The barrier dikes around Miami and the other coastal cities had cut into tourism, even before last April’s flood. The southern part of the state was permanently tropical and growing hotter; light industry was moving away because nobody wanted to live there. The long-running sitcom Flying Cockroach Blues had not helped. If it weren’t for Disney and the Three Dwarves, the whole state would go Chapter 11 and slide into the sea.

“This can help change our image. I mean, Florida has always been strong science-wise, but people don’t know that. They think about hurricanes and floods and bugs and, uh… cancer. But Florida’s a lot more than that, always has been.” The chime sounded again and the governor looked at the appropriate blank space. The image of a gaunt, weary man appeared.

“Good morning, all.” Grayson Pauling looked around. “Don’t bother with introductions. I’ve been briefed.”

He looked at Rory. “Dr. Bell. You are on record as being politically, shall we say, agnostic. Can we trust you to cooperate with the government?”

“Is that a threat?”

“No. Just reality. If you don’t care to work with us, you may get up and leave now. There are 1,549 astronomers in this country. One or two of them must be Republicans.”

“If you’re asking whether I can work within the system—of course I can. I’m a department head. Academic politics is so convoluted and smarmy, it makes Washington look like summer camp.”