Joe Haldeman - The Coming

“No, because—”

“So do some research. Preferably somewhere far away. Turn your phone off and disappear.”

“Is that an order, Mal?”

“You know it’s not. Just advice, good advice.” His voice was tight. “For all of us, Rory. You should’ve heard the governor. Our budget’s in committee ! He’s liable to do anything.”

“Okay, I’m out. Won’t make a fuss over it. Can I choose my own successor?”

“Sure, of course. Thanks, Rory. I know you could fight it.”

“And win. Academic freedom.” She took a deep breath. “Pepe Parker would be the logical successor. I’ll see whether he wants the job.”

“I owe you for this, Rory. I haven’t seen the interview myself…”

“The governor’s probably right. I was not respectful of the late president. But then she was a lunatic.”

“Rory…”

“I’m off-camera. Are you?”

“Sure.”

“I’m coming to think that Pauling was a brave man. He didn’t see any other option, so he gave his life to save the world. You were there, Mal. Am I wrong?”

There was a short silence. “No. I don’t think you’re wrong. But don’t ask me to back you up, not until after the governor signs the budget.”

“Understandable. I’ll call Pepe.” She pushed the “off” button without saying good-bye and stood there looking at the phone. The other three were looking at her.

“You got the axe?” Marya said.

“Yeah. Until the aliens go home or the world ends, or whatever.” She punched two keys.

His phone buzzed but he didn’t answer it. His boss was on the cube, committing political suicide.

“…nobody on Earth could have done it. The signal started our way long before the conference call—” The cube went blank and Carl Lamb appeared. “That was Professor Aurora Bell, in a transmission—” Pepe stabbed a finger at the phone. “Buenas?”

“Pepe…” It was Rory. “The shit has really hit the fan.”

“I just saw it.”

“The governor wants me tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. You want my job?”

“You make it sound so attractive.”

“I’m serious. Mal Barrett just put me on sabbatical indefinitely. Nobody else but you can run the thing.”

He knew that, of course. “Sure, okay. Where are you now?”

“Up at the office.”

“I’ll be right up. Buenas?”

“Sí, buenas.” He turned off the phone and slipped it back into his pocket.

“What was that?” Lisa Marie said.

“My boss. Ex-boss.” He finished off his beer and set the mug down with a thump. “Looks like I’ve been promoted.” He took out a card and slid it through the pay slot. “I’ve gotta run. Don’t know how long this will be. I will be with you tonight, though, as soon as I can get free. Call when I know.”

She nodded. “Dinner if you can. I’ll get us some steaks or something.”

“Deal.” He kissed her on the cheek. “Buenas.”

“Sí, buenas. Muy buena suerte.”

He went a block and a half before he realized he’d left his umbrella back at the café. It wasn’t raining hard, though, and Lisa Marie could use it.

This was how it happened. Rory sacrificed her job, making sure the world knew the truth. So he would be standing down at the Cape with President Davis, to meet the supposed aliens.

He passed a woman who was sitting on a park bench, sobbing, her face in her hands. Her white dress, saturated with rain, revealed her alluring figure. He vaguely recognized her—a student?—and slowed to say something, but then went on. She didn’t want company in her grief.

She heard his steps hesitate—please stop, talk to me, hold me—but he didn’t stop, would she? Probably, it didn’t happen all that often, you come home and find your cat lying dead, and then the president and all those others, she had poor Happy’s body in a shoebox and didn’t know what to do with it.

Am I being punished for sin, is my mother’s God really up there counting the times I put a camera up my cunt to pay the bills? No, cats die, presidents die, snap out of it, you know better, you know better. Her nose was running and she didn’t have anything in her purse; she blew into her wet hand and scraped the mucus onto the bottom of the park bench, then splashed her palm in the puddle at her feet, and rubbed her nose hard against her forearm.

Aliens dropping out of the sky, a science father figure blows up himself and everybody in the room, a perfectly good cat drops over dead, and I’m ten minutes late for an anal-intercourse shoot. Which I’m not going to do. Even if it means my job. Louis is gentle but he’s just too big around. It’s not the proper use for that opening; things are supposed to come out, not go in.

“Oh, sweetheart. Things can’t be that bad.”

She wiped her eyes and looked up. It was the old lady with the shopping cart. She sat down next to her. “What is it that’s so bad?”

She looked into the old kind face. “My cat died.”

“Oh, my.” She lifted a corner of the sodden shoebox and looked inside. “What was her name?”

“His name. Happy.”

“Never had a boy cat. Lots of girl cats. You want one?”

“Not now, no. Thank you, no.”

“You got cat people and dog people, you know? My husband, he was a dog person. One reason I had to get rid of him.”

Gabrielle smiled. “He take the dog with him?”

“No, that would be cruel. I kept the dog, even though he smelled bad.” She leaned close and whispered. “He had gas. Both of them did.”

Gabrielle wiped her eyes. “How long ago was that?”

“Thirty-some years, I guess. Buried him when Hull was president. Hardly anybody had the cube back then.”

“You still think about the poor thing.”

“Oh, yeah. Buried him under a big piece of plywood out in the swamp. Mall there now.”

“You couldn’t just bury him in the backyard?”

“No. Gosh and golly. Way too big. Laws, too.”

“There are laws about burying dogs?”

She nodded slowly. “Some kinds.” She looked over Gabrielle’s shoulder. “Afternoon, Officer.”

He touched the brim of his plastic cap. “Good afternoon, Suzy Q. Are you ladies all right?”

“Nobody’s all right, Officer. Nobody’s all wrong, nobody’s all right. We all of us stuck in the middle.”

He smiled a little. “It’s a hard day for everybody. Can’t I give you a ride to the shelter?”

“We gone through that before, Officer. I don’t want nobody preachin’ at me.”

“You could stand it for a little while. It’s a roof over your head.”

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with my head .”

He held up a hand. “I just don’t want you to get pneumonia again. You remember two years ago?”

“I remember eighty years ago. Don’t you worry about me.”

“She won’t catch pneumonia from exposure,” the beautiful woman said. She touched the old woman’s hand. “But he’s right. You should get out of this rain.”

“You should, too, ma’am. You’re not exactly dressed for this.”

“No.” She startled him by taking off her hair and wringing it out. “What I’m dressed for is getting fucked in the ass.”

“What?”

“People do it,” Suzy Q. said in her defense. “Where you been all these years?”