Joe Haldeman - The Coming

“You okay, amiga?” He stood there with order pad and frying pan.

Sara laughed. “Just thinking. Not used to it, I guess.”

She opened the two cans of beer and sprinkled a pinch of rock salt on the top of each, and topped them off with lime. Disgusting combination, but the customer was always right, or at least was always the customer.

She carried the two beers over to table five and gave them to Rory and Pepe. “I saw Norman in the mercado this morning. He was acting funny.”

“He usually acts funny,” Rory said.

“I didn’t know you were famous then. He was probably thinking about being second fiddle.”

“Not his instrument,” Rory said, and they both laughed. There was a loud crash in the kitchen and Sara went to check.

He watched her rush away, the peculiar walk. “It was a drive-by?”

Rory nodded and grimaced. “Just off University, student ghetto somewhere. A car door opened and some stranger splashed her with gasoline and lit a match. She heard some people laughing, at least two men and a woman. But she couldn’t remember what kind of car it was or tell them anything about the man. I guess that was a year or so before you came.”

“Pobrecita,” he said, squeezing the lime into his beer.

“People wonder whether it had something to do with the brothers who owned the place originally. But they’d disappeared years before.”

“That was back when the gangs were so bad.”

Rory didn’t use the lime. She brushed off most of the salt and sipped from the can. “A lot of random violence then. People think it’s bad now. There were places you just didn’t go after dark.”

“Still are.”

“Claro.” She got a pad and stylus out of her bag and turned them on. She drew a row of neat boxes, frowning, and then erased them with her thumb. “I told Deedee and El Chancellor that I’d have some scheduling for them tomorrow morning. But until I hear from NASA and the Cape, everything’s kind of moot. Defense, too, in a way. They’ll oversee a lot of the funding.”

“You mean you don’t want to make up a table of organization just to have the government come in and kick it apart.”

“Sí. No harm in doing a tentative one, I guess. Who’s qualified for what, interested in what. If the feds change it, they change it.”

“So where do I fit in?”

“Pretty face.” She pretended to write it down. “‘Official… pretty face.’”

“How about ‘nonadministrator’? I just do the science?”

“Muy buena suerte. You get to help me run this circus.”

Pepe shrugged and suppressed a smile:

That’s what I’m here for. Eight years of winning your trust, so I can make sure you divine half the truth, the right half.

And the decade before that, studying how to talk, how to think, how to act. Not in Cuba. Learning how to live with this alien food and drink.

In his way, he loved her. But that was of no importance. He knew what his job was going to be, over the next week, the next three months.

“Qué bueno , ” he said. “Do I get a pistol and chair?”

“I’ll put in a requisition.”

A man rushed up to the table. “Professor Bell.”

“Yes?” After a moment she recognized him as the reporter from this morning. “Mr. Jordan.”

“Dan. Don’t want to take your lunch time, but look… they’ve put me on… God!… soft background, local color. It’s not my… it’s not…”

“It’s not your story anymore.”

“That’s right. I’m just a local flunky now.” He took a deep breath. “What I wanted, wanted to know, is could I get an interview with you and Mr. Bell sometime today, tonight?”

“Sure, sin problema. Just call first, what, eight?”

“Thanks. I’ve got your number.” He looked at Pepe. “Perdón. I’ll get out of your hair.”

He went back out into the heat and whistled for the camera to follow him. Lots of local color out here by the mercado, but nobody wants to stand in the sun and chat. He moved over to the shade of a pair of trees just past the coffee booth.

People walked by him. It must have been easier in the old days, when you had a big square camera and a human cameraman, a microphone in your hand and wires trailing everywhere. A pain in the ass, actually, but at least people would have to notice you.

“Excuse me, sir.” He stepped in the path of a slow-moving, round middle-aged man. “I’m Daniel Jordan from News Seven…”

“Good for you,” he said, but stopped.

“I came down to the mercado to ask people’s opinions about the Coming.”

“That’s what they’re calling it?”

“Some people, yes…”

“Well, I don’t like it. Sounds religious.”

“Whatever the name. How do you feel about it?”

“Feel? I suppose it’s a good thing. Make contact and all that. Been talking about it long enough.”

“You don’t feel there’s any danger?”

“No, no. We were talking about that at the shop. Small’s Jalousies and Windows? Government’s gonna try to scare us, spend tax money protecting us from these goddamn things. But it’s bullshit. You know? If they wanted to get us, they would’ve snuck up on us, right? A burglar doesn’t ring the bell on his way in, does he? I think it’ll be real interesting.”

“Thank you, Mister…”

“Small, Ed Small. Small’s Jalousies and Windows.” He leaned toward the camera and waved. “‘When you think of windows, think Small.’”

A few people had stopped to watch the interview. Dan zeroed in on a woman with her son, eight or nine years old.

“What do you think about all this, young man?”

“About the monsters?”

“Le… roy,” his mother warned.

“You think they’ll be monsters?” Dan asked.

“They’re always monsters,” he explained patiently.

“He watches too much cube.” His mother glared at the camera.

“Mother. They’re always monsters because that’s what people want. The guys who made this up know that.”

The mother stared at her son. Dan cleared his throat. “So you think it’s all made up?”

“Well, it’s on the cube,” the boy said, explaining everything.

Dan laughed unconvincingly. “Do you share your son’s skepticism?”

“Not really, no. I’m hoping it will be something… really wonderful. What the man you just talked to said, that’s true. If they meant us harm they wouldn’t have announced they were coming.”

“You don’t think it could be a hoax?”

“No—it’s already too big.”

“Well, I think it’s a hoax,” the man behind her said. He was ebony black, shimmering skintights like rainbow paint on a weight-lifter’s body. “They had it orchestrated months in advance, maybe years.”

“Who are ‘they,’ then?”

“Well, who do you think has the money? If it’s not the federal government then it’s a group of conglomerates working together—assuming the last act of the farce will be a spaceship landing on the White House lawn.”

A live one, Dan thought. He made the hand signal that instructed the camera to move in tight. “And what will the government or conglomerates gain?”

“More and better control over us. Thought control!” He held up both fists. “Watch and wait. These aliens will be presented to us as unassailably superior savants. What they say is true, we will have to accept as truth. Who could argue with creatures who came umpty-ump light-years to save us?”