Sadie Allison - Tickle His Pickle - Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

Ahhh. Soft music. Soft candlelight. Soft breeze. Then, at the very height of passion… soft penis.

If a guy’s little head can tell his big head what to do, watch how frazzled your guy becomes when he learns it doesn’t work the other way around.

The truth is, penis mishaps. misfires and miscues affect every guy at one time or another. But the moment it happens to your guy, it can be an earth-shattering event.

Since it’s impossible for women to know how it feels to get an erection, it’s even tougher to relate to losing one. It’s something like trying to play a game of pool with a piece of rope.

Impotence—the inability to get or keep a good solid erection—can be caused by the body, the mind, or both. It can be rooted in depression, guilt, stress, anger or chronic illness. It can also be a result of street drugs or prescription drugs, alcohol, tobacco, advancing age—or even sitting too long on a bicycle seat.

Impotence is more common than you think. This means that at some point in your life, this deflator of sexual self-confidence will strike the guy you’re with. The good news? In almost all guys, erections can be restored. So don’t panic.

No matter what excuse he’s muttering, fears and anxieties are undoubtedly racing through his mind, making it even harder for him to get, um, hard. Your best bet is to take a break to distract him and reestablish your connection. Tell him it’s okay. Kiss. Cuddle. Keep the mood light. Relieve any guilt. Relax. And don’t put any pressure on him to get hard again.

Then try this:

Play lovingly with his penis and balls, with no expectations. Touch lightly. Squeeze and release. Stroke with lube. Kiss him deeply.

Admire him and his penis, and whisper adoring words. Tell him how good he makes you fee!—without pressure or expectation his erection will return.

Take his soft penis in your mouth. Even if this doesn’t bring back a full erection, it will still feel warm and very nice.

Move on to something playful… like light spanking!

If he doesn’t get hard that day, try again another day. Never show disappointment, frustration or anger. He’s a man—not a machine—with no control over his penis right now. Take the time to show him that he’s much more to you than just a warm body part.

If the quality of his erections becomes an ongoing issue, try talking about it—openly and honestly—and be supportive of each other, especially if you don’t know what’s causing it. Then suggest he find out more by talking to a doctor, urologist or therapist.

Call in the understudy.As a great relief for both of you, pull out your dildo or vibrator, and let him take care of you till his erection comes back. He should be happy to finish you off!

For the first time in history, a guy can actually pop a pill and temporarily overcome impotence—without herbs, implants, pumps or voodoo.

Today’s erectile dysfunction pills send blood to the penis, dilating the blood vessels when there is sexual stimulation. The blood is then sealed inside the penis, and voila!, a welcome erection.

If your guy decides to try one of them, keep in mind it’s not an aphrodisiac, not a cure-all and there may be side effects. Read the literature carefully.

Vacuum it up.Try a penis pump as a safe, fun alternative to pill popping (but never do them at the same time!)

Before trying this quick fix, your guy would be wise to find out if his situation is really a symptom of an underlying medical or psychological issue that these pills will only mask. Rule out any hidden conditions by talking to the appropriate doctor or therapist first.

Caution:NEVER mix erectile dysfunction pills with any other drugs without a doctor’s approval.

Since the sex techniques in this book are about penis pleasing and not intercourse, you’ll never be left unsatisfied if he comes too quickly. Still, I’ll bet you’d like him to enjoy more of your handiwork before the fireworks.

If it’s all over too quickly, the solution may be helping him get more familiar with his point-of-no-return. This way, you can both learn to back off it slightly before it’s too late, especially if he’s young and still mastering his body. Try these techniques to put more time in his meter:

Green Light. Red Light.Stroke him until he tells you he’s about to come—then stop—and wait till the feeling subsides. Now start again, stopping when he says he’s getting close. Repeat several times. This will help him become more aware of his point-of-no-return, and know when to pause before it’s too late.

The Headlock.When he’s close to coming, place your thumb on his V-spot, and wrap your fingers around the other side of his shaft. Now squeeze gently and hold for a few seconds. This will help him suppress his orgasm. If he should come anyway, be sure to release your headlock and stroke him the way he likes—then try again next time.

Mind Game.Suggest that when he’s about to come, to think about something stupendously non-sexual such as programming a VCR, finding a bug in a burrito, or the ever-popular baseball!

Taint Lock.When he feels like he’s close to coming, place three fingers into the center of his taint and press firmly. It may take you a little practice to find the right spot, but you’re trying to crimp the tube that carries the fluid from his prostate. Keep trying and don’t give up!

To give you and your guy more stroke-to-orgasm time:

Relax.As he approaches orgasm, ask him to slow down his rate of breathing with long inhales and exhales, and relax his tensing muscles. This can help him delay orgasm.

Master the PC muscle.Strengthening his PC muscle can give him greater control, too. See page 23 for easy exercises he can do while watching TV.

Avoid alcohol and drugs.They dull the self-awareness he needs to delay his hair-trigger.

Wrap up.A condom (or two!) can slow orgasm. So can a penis sleeve.