Sadie Allison - Tickle His Pickle - Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

If you discover you’re gagging, just stroke him with your hand till the feeling settles down. You can whisper “Oops…you’re just so big.” followed up with a sassy smile and wet lick on his tender-spot.

Here’s how to short-circuit gagging: wrap your hands around the base of his penis, creating a buffer so you determine how deeply you’ll let his penis into your mouth—no matter how much he thrusts. And make sure your lips and mouth are extra wet.

As you get comfortable, loosen your buffer a little to take more of him in. Relax your throat. Choose a position that matches the curve of his penis to the curve of your throat, so he’s not aiming directly at your gag spot. Or try a numbing gel, which you apply near the back of your throat to temporarily reduce the gag reflex.And more importantly, don’t try this after a full meal!

Remember: it’ll take some practice and patience. In the meantime, he’ll be perfectly happy with you focusing on the top half of his penis!

It’s entirely up to you. Swallow only if you’re comfortable.

If you’re recalling a bad taste from a past experience, you may be pleasantly surprised to know genetics, diet and time between orgasms can affect flavor, texture and force. So while your ex may have tasted like bleach, alfalfa sprouts, brie cheese or salty milk, your beau could taste like kiwi.

You can sweeten him up by feeding him strawberries, melon, kiwi and pineapples the day before, and cutting out the red meat, alcohol and cigarettes. Or just cover his penis with chocolate syrup, canned fruits, whipped cream or honey to mask the flavor.

If he was pierced recently, make sure he’s completely healed before you engage in oral sex. After that, his penis may become more sensitive—or too sensitive—around the site of the piercing. Communication and experimentation are the keys. And be careful about chipping your teeth, or simply ask him to remove the barbell till you’re done.

Here’s a trick for you: freeze a barbell tongue piece, then put it in your tongue. Now take a mouthful of hot tea and go down on him. He’ll feel the sensations of both hot and cold simultaneously! Now rub the frozen piece down the shaft past his tender-spot, down his ball seam and to his taint.

A guy who’s well-hung is more than proud—he also understands the challenge you face. Relax. Get comfortable. Use lots of saliva, water and lube. And stay balanced—you’re going to need both hands to use as an extension of your mouth.

Just like a runner holds back a burst of energy for the finish line, so should you. Pace yourself. Substitute your hand when your mouth gets tired. Lean on pillows for comfort. If you start to cramp, change your position, or stimulate him elsewhere and return to his penis when you’re refreshed. Or just take a breather for a sip of water as you look into his eyes and lick your luscious lips.

Be a show-off!The best blowjobs include incredible visuals.Try to position yourself where he can clearly see as much of you as he can take in. Arch your back and put your butt up in the air!

Ready? Let’s start with the basics.

Lip Gloss.Flood your puckered lips with saliva, then glide them gently up and down and all around his shaft. Swirl around the head, too.

Gummer.Curl back your moistened lips over your front teeth. Not only does it feel good, but your lips will protect him from bumping into your teeth.

Tip Top.Slide the tip of your wet tongue all around his head, peehole and V-spot. Work your tongue into every crevice and skin fold till he’s taut and hard.

All-Day Sucker.Push your lips outward and create a gentle suction on his shaft. Now suck’n glide up and down without losing the vacuum.

Laplander.With your tongue full, wide and relaxed, lick his penis upward like a melting ice cream cone.

Skin Flicks.Flutter and flick the tip of your hot wet tongue from the top of his penis all the way to the bottom of his balls.

Liquidate yourself.With your mouth around his erect penis, take him in as deeply as you can. You’ll find that the deeper you let him probe, the more your brain will naturally trigger a stream of luscious liquid in your mouth—and even down south!

Timeless. Legendary. Craved. Go for it!

Step I: Form the “OK” sign with your thumb and forefinger. Place it over your lips.

Step 2:Gracefully bring your face down over his penis while you form the Sausage Grip with your hand. Now allow him to glide up through the bottom of your lightly held fist.

Step 3:Continue south until his head comes through the top of your fist and into your mouth. As you take him in, begin the Twister technique with your hand, first on the upstroke, then on the downstroke.

Step 4:Bring everything into perfect synch. Coordinate your favorite combo of hand grips and stroking with your glorious wet lips around his penis.

Start with The Classic Blowjob, then try one of these variations as your springboard to wild improvisations. Which of these will become your one Golden Technique to finish him off?

Flick Off.With his head in your mouth, flick or roll your tongue around the top. Try flattening your tongue to create more surface area.

Flick On. Alternate suction with flicking in the technique above.

Fruit Juicer.Twist your neck left and right so it feels like your mouth is swiveling on his penis as you go up and down. Add in the Flick Off and listen to him moan.

Suction Seduction.Suck on his shaft to hold the skin tight to your lips, and work your magic up and down his penis. Add in a twisting motion without breaking the seal.