Sadie Allison - Tickle His Pickle - Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

It’s time to reap the reward for your loving caresses and erotic inspiration.

The key to his climax will come from your steady application of the one Golden Technique that works for your guy. Once you discover it, store it away in your memory and you’ll enjoy many happy endings together.

When do you begin the Golden Technique? When you sense he’s getting close to orgasming: faster breathing, louder moaning, tensing muscles, and gasping, “Oh yeah right THERE!!!” Just stay on your Golden Technique with the same speed, rhythm and pressure— and don’t stop! Then when he erupts:

Hand Finish.If you’re not ready to taste him, substitute your hand for your mouth without missing a beat. Use one of the techniques in Chapter 7 7. GIVING GREAT HAND M ost guys will tell you that receiving a handjob is one of life’s greatest pleasures. But getting one that’s truly erotic and exotic is a first-class upgrade to Cloud 9. Your guy is surely an old hand at satisfying himself. But he’ll be the first to admit that nothing compares to the thrill of your soft, warm, lubricated digits on his penis. It’s the best skin-on-skin pleasure you can give him without thinking about birth control and safer sex. And he’ll jump for joy at the chance to skip those sensation-dulling condoms. Just think of your hands as creative sex toys with lots of moving pleasure parts. And because your fingertips are flush with sensitive nerve endings, you can actually feel his excitement, too. For starters, be sure your fingernails are trimmed smooth and hangnail-free, and your hands are moisturized and naked of all rings and jewelry that can snag and scratch.And if your hands are cold, warm them under running hot water or by tucking them between your thighs. Imagine. By the time you finish this chapter, you’ll know more about pleasuring his penis than he’s learned in his entire life! as you get more comfortable with the feel of his penis and his orgasm. If you’re not sure when he’s about to come, ask him to tell you.

Lip Finish.With your lips over his head, press your tongue against his peehole. As you stroke him with your hand, let his spurts ricochet left and right off your tongue. You can easily push his love juice out of your mouth, letting it seep down his shaft. He will feel great—and it won’t hit the back of your throat.

Mouth Finish.If you’re ready for him to come inside your mouth, but you don’t want to swallow, try this: aim him toward the inside of your cheek and use the back of your tongue to close off your throat.Then try swallowing a little, or let it all seep out onto his penis in one glorious finish.

Post Eruption.Use this serene time to whisper, “did you enjoy that?” Very gently fondle his penis as you tell him how turned on you are, how good he feels when he comes, how you love the sight of his penis, hard or soft, and why he’s the most delicious thing on this planet.

He will now be very sensitive around the head, although he’ll enjoy your tender kisses beneath it, and the feeling of his penis softening in the warmth of your mouth—as long as you don’t brush your tongue against his now ultra-sensitive head. If you’re up for it, sweetly and slowly lick up some of his come. Watching you will be very exciting for him.

And while he’ll gladly kiss the ground you walk on, he may or may not be too eager to kiss you till you’ve wiped off your mouth. Ask—he’ll tell you.

That is the question, right?

Whether you choose to swallow, or let him come everywhere with great abandon, remember that he LOVES watching you receive his come like sweet nectar.

Swallow Not.It’s entirely up to you, because there are plenty of ways to enjoy his milky shower. It’s okay to say, ‘I don’t feel comfortable swallowing, but I’d love you come on my breasts… stomach… neck… face… anywhere!’

As he’s coming, gaze into his eyes and tell him how he turns you on. While his body lives out its orgasm, there’s no better sight or sound for him to behold.

Wherever it goes, it will get messy, and messy is good, so welcome the mess—or spread a towel on the bed to save the sheets. And if he wore a condom, the mess is completely self-contained!

Swallow Yes.You’re about to offer your guy one of the greatest gifts a woman can bestow upon her man. To receive his orgasm, part your lips like you’re drinking water from a fountain, place them snuggly over his head, and swallow as he comes. You may find it easier to take his head inside and aim him toward your cheek. Or just take him in as far as you can and go for it!

You may need to practice your technique so you don’t gag. Always avoid making jarring spitting noises—just let it flow out of your mouth if you like. And never stop your hand or mouth from moving as he comes—his climax depends on it!

Come… the low carb treat!Sure it’s creamy, but come is low in fat, low in calories, low in carbohydrates and high in quality protein. It’s also got a bit of zinc, calcium. magnesium, vitamins C and B 12, potassium, phosphorus and fructose, along with a healthy portion of DNA.

Are you flashing back to a bad experience? An ex who demanded it? Feelings of shame or guilt? Questions of respect? Perhaps you’ve worked through your issues, or now have a greater sexual maturity. Be honest with your partner. And if you’re ready to try again, start with little licks and nibbles, going only as far as you’re comfortable, trying a little more each time.

Haul him into the shower and give him an good erotic soap-down, followed by a hot waterfall blowjob. Offer to groom and shave his pubic hair, too.

You don’t have to give up oral sex to practice safer sex. Unless you’re in a monogamous relationship and are certain both of you are free of all hidden risks, see the Appendix for safer sex tips and information on condoms.

He just needs a little training.Take his hands off your head, and in a loving way, place them elsewhere. If the head pushing starts again, stop and tell him nicely that it makes you uncomfortable. If he persists, you can just stop. Game over. Be sure to bring it up when you’re not in the heat of passion. Or next time, tie his hands to the bed!

Everyone gags. It’s your body’s involuntary reaction to something blocking your throat, and it can save your life if you’re choking.