Линкольн Чайлд - Crooked River

Crossley’s normally quiet and orderly laboratory was a beehive of activity, and it did indeed smell like a fish market — its wares gone bad in the sun. Rivulets of seawater ran down the floor to the central drains, mingled with wriggling shrimp and other sea creatures that had been feeding on the feet, now dislodged by handling.

Another ambulance had just pulled in with two more crates, bringing the total to — sweet Lord in heaven — more than ninety feet, all encased in the same green coverings. She had called in her entire staff, four technicians and two assistant forensic pathologists, to handle the influx. Chief Perelman of the Sanibel Island PD was also there, having arrived with the last batch, along with two of his detectives. Fort Myers homicide was also involved, not to mention several Coast Guard staff in operational dress who appeared to have no clue about what they were supposed to be doing, standing around with furrowed brows, trying to look occupied.

But among the group milling around, one figure stood out like a sore thumb: a tall, pale man in a white linen suit, crisp white shirt, and black tie. He had a chiseled face and a pair of eyes that glittered like polished dimes. While the man himself was as immobile as a Greek statue, those eyes roamed restlessly about, taking in everything.

Crossley turned to her assistant, Paul Rameau. “No time like the present,” she said.

“For what?” he asked. Paul was a great big teddy bear of a technician, practically bursting from his scrubs, with a beard like a Viking’s. He was a hard worker, eager to please, but not, she had to admit, the brightest bulb in the room.

“Grab one of those and bring it to Bay One. We’re going to do a dissection.”

“Now?”

“I was actually thinking the Thursday after next.”

“Right, okay, sorry.” Using forceps, Paul gingerly picked up a foot, put it in a container, and carried it into one of the small exam stations set along one wall. As she removed it and placed it on a dissection table, Rameau set up the video recorder and tested it.

“Implements.”

Rameau filled a rolling trolley with dissecting tools and wheeled it over. Crossley slipped her mask up and selected a small pair of tweezers.

“I beg your pardon,” came a voice from behind her, smooth as satin.

She turned to see the pale man. “Yes?”

“I should like to observe, if that is possible.”

She had no idea what he was doing there. He looked like nobody she had ever seen before in law enforcement — or medicine. “And who might you be?” she asked.

A hand slipped into the suit and out came a leather wallet, which dropped open, exposing a gold-and-blue shield below and an ID above.

“Ah, FBI,” Crossley said. Whatever else he was, he was probably — almost surely — a rung above the others on the ladder. He certainly radiated authority.

“Special Agent Pendergast,” said the man, with a slight nod. The accent was unmistakable and unlike any other Southern intonation, and she quickly recognized it from her childhood as that rarefied upper-class New Orleans accent possessed by only the oldest of families. Pendergast... the name was vaguely familiar, too, and not in a pleasant way.

“Chief Medical Examiner Moira Crossley,” she said briskly. “You’re welcome to watch. But gown up and stay well out of the way.”

“Certainly.”

She turned her attention to the foot on the table and, with the video now rolling, began the gross examination, starting with a description. She examined the end of the bone, noting that the amputation was crude in the extreme, effected by a dull, heavy-bladed instrument that left cut marks and splintering. It appeared that a series of such blows — at least six, judging from the marks on the tibia and fibula — had separated the foot from the body about two inches above the ankle joint. Sea life had stripped the area above the joint of flesh, leaving only bone. But below that the flesh, protected by the covering, was still present. It had swollen badly and was squeezing out of the opening. Clusters of tiny sea animals were still clinging to the raw flesh — worms, amphipods, cyprids, and sea lice. The flesh was all chewed up and she could see oozing holes where larger creatures had burrowed.

“Paul, bring me an ethanol specimen jar.”

Paul lumbered over with it and, using the tweezers, she carefully removed as many different specimens as she could find and dropped them in for later examination.

“May I ask a question?” came the cool voice from behind.

Crossley felt a twinge of annoyance. “Yes?”

“From what direction did the blows originate?”

Good question . She examined the foot again. “The blows were directed from above, to the right anterior side of the leg in a haphazard fashion, at an angle of approximately forty to seventy degrees from the horizontal.”

“Thank you.”

Chief Perelman had also gowned up and was watching as well. She was glad of it. She liked working with the chief and hoped he might be of use in keeping back the plague of other investigators, not to mention press.

She continued her gross examination, going down the list of requisite observations. When that was completed, it was time to remove the shoe, dissect the foot, and take samples for the toxicology and histology labs.

“Another question?” came the honeyed voice.

“What?”

“Is there a way to tell if the flesh has previously been frozen?”

Crossley was startled by the question. That test would never have occurred to her, but on reflection, she thought it could and probably should be done.

“Yes, it’s possible to test for that, and I’ll add it to the histology lab request.” She turned to Paul. “Shears.”

Paul handed her a pair of shears, and she began cutting off the shoe.

“I beg your pardon,” the voice intruded again, “but may I have the footwear as evidence when you are finished?”

“No.” She continued cutting. The flesh strained from below the ankle like an overinflated balloon.

Snip, snip . Gray and pink flesh bulged alarmingly. The skin seemed to be moving, as if alive.

Snip, snip—

And then, like the bursting of something rotten, a creature came whipping out. It was a hagfish, the most hellish of nightmares. Because of the sudden release in pressure, a spray of hagfish slime splattered across her chest and struck Paul full in the face and beard. With a piercing yell the technician jumped backward, pawing at his face, while the hagfish landed on the floor, wriggling and spewing more mucus from its slime glands as it slithered into the center of the room.

“Oh God, no— !” she cried as Paul, blinded, slammed into the long gurney on which the feet had been arranged, knocking it to the floor with a massive crash of stainless steel. The feet tumbled through the air and hit the ground, bouncing every which way, dislodging more hagfish, crabs, and eels, which scuttled and writhed, snapped and slithered across the tiled floor along with a rush of seawater, chewed-up flesh, and a stench revolting beyond belief. There was a huge uproar as people surged back, trying to get away from that slimy tide, slipping and falling everywhere.

Crossley looked on in dismay as the brisk and professional operation she had organized collapsed into the slapstick chaos of a Three Stooges two-reeler.

She turned to see Agent Pendergast standing well back from the imbroglio, surveying the scene with an amused expression. He turned and observed her scrubs, dripping with hagfish slime. “In all things of nature,” he drawled, “there is something of the marvelous.”

“You call this marvelous?” Crossley asked.

Chief Perelman suppressed a laugh. “Aristotle would be amused.”