Catherine Coulter - Born To Be Wild

“Two inside her at the same time? Oh, my.”

“I know, I can’t imagine it either. It’s odd, but you don’t look skinny.”

“Thank you. How tall is your sister?”

“She’s not as tall as you. Your legs are longer.”

“Why are you doing this for me?”

“I’m not, my sister is.”

“Come on, don’t be a bonehead.”

“Truth is, I’ve always admired Sunday Cavendish too. I’ve wondered, though, if she could take it as well as dish it out.”

“Trust me on this, she can take just about anything.”

“I guess whoever plays Sunday Cavendish needs to.”

“I’ll tell you about it sometime.”

Mary Lisa had never seen the house Mark and Monica had bought from a divorcing Portland portrait gallery owner three years before. Set amid a small enclave of expensive homes, it was the jewel of the neighborhood with flowing lines, endless wooden floors, and ocean views from most every window. Because Monica had their mother’s good taste, and Mark’s money, English antiques coexisted happily beside chrome and glass and white plastic cubes and soaring metal sculptures in fantastic twisted shapes.

The evening was balmy and clear, a half-moon sparkling over the water, a fairy-tale night, Mary Lisa thought. But she wondered how she could ever have been so stupid as to believe she’d loved Mark Bridges, fantasized about him endlessly in her every waking moment, even lost her brain to the extent she’d gladly have given up acting for him. She shuddered, remembering the shock of pain at his betrayal. She saw him across the long living room, listening to Mr. Crammer, who owned the local First Regional Bank of Oregon. Mark laughed, and it was too big and too loud and there was nothing behind it she wanted to know about. Once again, she felt immensely grateful that he’d been faithless. Monica stood in the midst of another group of people, smiling and nodding, looking charming. She had the knack of looking with intense focus directly into a person’s face when they spoke, making an instant intimate connection. It was a politician’s skill. Mary Lisa wondered if Monica loved Mark Bridges as much as Mary Lisa had sworn she herself had three years ago, before she’d received their wedding invitation in her mailbox in L.A.

She glanced at Kelly, wondering how she would treat John Goddard, the man she said she’d booted out of her life, because John Goddard was most certainly coming to this party. Kelly wore a short pale green cocktail dress that wouldn’t have covered Mary Lisa’s butt since Kelly was so much shorter than she was. She’d curled her streaked hair so it fell in waves to her shoulders. She looked as lovely as their mother, who was dressed in a long black gown, diamonds at her ears and throat, as ultrastylish and self-assured as Sunday Cavendish’s mother, Lydia. As for Mary Lisa’s father, George Beverly was born to wear a tux; he was, without a single doubt in Mary Lisa’s loving eye, the most handsome man in the crowd of a good hundred people who milled about in the large open rooms, helping themselves to Monica’s endless supply of very good champagne.

When Monica, Mark at her side, came toward them, Mary Lisa thought The Bold and the Beautiful , and laughed at herself.

Monica air-kissed each relative, and paused when she got to Mary Lisa. She winged up a dark brow, and her expression tightened. It was the look Mary Lisa remembered from her earliest childhood, the one that promised violence, or at least bad karma. Why, for heaven’s sake? The thing was, Mary Lisa hadn’t been here long enough to earn the look . Monica was the queen of this kingdom. Mary Lisa was only a short-term semifamous interloper in her sister’s realm. And wasn’t she here precisely to let Monica exploit her?

She gave her sister a sunny smile. “You’ve a lovely home,” she said, and nodded at Mark as she spoke. “The views are spectacular.”

Mark stepped forward, looking ready to hug Mary Lisa, as he had her mother and Kelly, but the death ray in his wife’s eyes stopped him in his tracks. He shook her outstretched hand instead, but he held it a bit too long, and so Mary Lisa backed up, forcing Mark to release hers or be pulled toward her.

“All the Beverly women are gorgeous,” he said, and looked straight at his wife. It sounded fairly sincere, a good thing for Mark’s sex life.

George Beverly laughed, nodded to his son-in-law, and said to Monica, “My dear, this looks like a splendid party. However did you get everything together on such short notice? And a ton of A-list people too. Well done.”

“She’s got pull, sir,” Mark said, and hugged his wife. “She can do anything. Heading committees in the state house will be child’s play for her.”

“Since they behave like children in the state house, that’s exactly what it will be,” George said. He pecked his eldest daughter on her cheek, his smile robbing his words of insult.

“Nincompoops, Dad, that’s what you called politicians,” Kelly, the born pot stirrer, said. “Are they children now too?”

A waiter approached with a tray of champagne. Everyone latched on to a gleaming crystal flute. Monica said to Mary Lisa, “Since this party is in your honor, you need to come with me so I can introduce you to everyone.” Her eyes surveyed her sister’s borrowed little black dress before she turned on her strappy, three-inch slides and motioned everyone to follow her.

There were so many people to greet, people Mary Lisa hadn’t seen in three years, and many new faces as well, but everyone seemed to recognize her. She wondered if they really believed Sunday Cavendish was simply a role she played or if they felt they were in the presence of the Goddess Bitch herself. She smiled and spoke and nodded as Monica pulled her in her wake, taking time to express support and admiration for her sister to anyone who seemed to expect it. When they reached the front of the room, Monica gestured her up onto the small dais. She stepped toward Mary Lisa, close enough so no one else could hear her, and whispered pleasantly, still smiling, “By the way, Mary Lisa, I’d appreciate your keeping away from Mark. I won’t have you looking at him like you want to tongue his tonsils.”

Mary Lisa, nonplussed only briefly by what sounded like a script line to her, said after a little pause, “Hello, Earth to Monica, listen up-I don’t want him. The truth is, I don’t even like him anymore. I’ve been grateful for a very long time now that he married you. I hope you’re happy with him, but let me make it official: Thank you.” She leaned forward and kissed her sister’s cheek. Monica froze, but she knew guests were watching the show of affection and briefly hugged Mary Lisa to her. She pulled away and tapped her French-manicured fingernail against her champagne flute to draw everyone’s attention, and those few people who hadn’t been watching them already turned to face them. She thanked everyone for coming on such short notice, then smiled at Mary Lisa and thanked her for coming to help kick off her sister’s political campaign.

Mary Lisa didn’t so much as flare a nostril at that fine lie. She glanced at her father, and smiled at the look of amused tolerance on his face.

Monica continued, “As most of you know, Mary Lisa left Goddard Bay three years ago to live full-time in Los Angeles where her television show is shot. I hope all of you will join me in welcoming her home to Goddard Bay for this lovely, but alas, too short visit.”

The guests stared at her as if mesmerized. If wasn’t as if she was wildly famous and beautiful like Sandra Bullock or Nicole Kidman, neither of whom, she was certain, had much of a clue who she was nor cared a whit that she was on the same planet with them. She’d run into them occasionally in Malibu, but then again, you ran into everyone in Malibu at one time or another. Mary Lisa was a comfortably sized fish in a big pond in L.A., nothing more. But here in Goddard Bay, she wasn’t simply the homegrown girl, she was the Big Kahuna.