Victor Gischler - Vampire A Go-Go

He blinked up at her. “What?”

“Nothing. Go to sleep if you’re tired.”

He put his head back. Maybe he’d close his eyes. Just for a minute. Just a… quick… forty… winks.

“Allllleeeeeen.”

Somebody was calling his name through the fog.

Cobblestones under his feet. Allen wore boots, high, hard, and black. Gray breeches and a ruffled, cream-colored shirt. Some kind of period costume.

Oh, hell. I’m in a Brontë novel .

The sound of rushing water came through the fog. Allen wasn’t on a road. It was a bridge. He looked over the side, saw the Vltava flowing beneath him. He glanced back over his shoulder where Prague Castle would be on the hill, watching over the city below, but the thick fog obscured everything, blotted out the stars.

He jogged along the bridge, but it stretched on and on with no end in sight. The voice in the fog called his name again. “Allen. Alllleeeeeen.”

“Who’s there?”

She floated out of the fog like a ghost. Red velvet dress dragging the cobblestones, tight bodice pushing up white breasts. A black cloak with the hood thrown back revealed luxurious waves of dark hair.

“Allen.”

Allen gulped. “Mrs. Evergreen?”

“This is a dream, Allen.”

“I know.”

“It’s a dream, but it’s real. I really am here in your mind. I’m inside you, Allen.”

“Uh… thank you?”

“I’m calling to you, Allen.”

“I’m flattered, but I’d like to wake up now.”

She moved toward him, seeming to glide, as if there had been unseen roller skates beneath the billowing dress. She circled him as she spoke, trailing a delicate finger along his shoulders and back.

“My husband needs your help, Allen. He’s been looking for you. Waiting for you.”

“I was delayed.” Allen felt guilty, ashamed. Like he’d disappointed her. “I’ve had some trouble with-”

“I know that you’re with the witches,” she said.

Witches?

Allen said, “There’s a priest, too.”

She hissed and stepped back from him. “How many?”

“I don’t know.”

She was suddenly in front of him again, blue eyes locked onto his. Allen stood paralyzed, a chill all over his body, a feeling like cold, stone hands holding his heart. He wanted to flee, yet he could not stand the idea of being away from her. He had to serve her. Please her.

“Tell me of this priest,” she said.

Allen told her everything he knew. He reached into his ruffled shirt, pulled out the crucifix. “He gave me this.”

Cassandra Evergreen flinched, took a step back. “It’s not important. Put it away.”

He put it away.

She forced a smile to her face, stepped close to Allen again, touched his cheek. The fog swirled in around them, clinging cold and damp.

“I will come to you again,” she said.

“When?” The raw hunger in the single word embarrassed him.

But she was gone.

The ground left his feet. He was falling backward through the fog, a long, deep drop into nothing. Allen opened his mouth to scream.

“Knock it off.”

Allen started, lifted his head, blinked.

The tough one stood over him. Clover.

“Where am I?” His voice was a hoarse croak. The easy chair in the witches’ lair. He tried to lift his arms, found that his wrists had been duct-taped to the arm of the chair. More tape around his ankles.

“We’d prefer you stay put for a while,” Clover said.

“Where’s Amy?”

“Your little girlfriend’s not here. And I don’t trust you. Sorry if it’s not comfortable. I think our Amy has a little-girl crush on you, so we thought it better if I stood guard.”

“We don’t even know each other.”

Clover shrugged. “No, I guess not, but she’s the nice one. She’d probably feel sorry for you, and we can’t have you sweet-talking your way out of here right now. Not until we get further instructions from our people.”

“What if I have to pee?”

“Hold it.”

“Let me rephrase that. I have to pee.”

There was no warmth in Clover’s smile. She sucked hard on her cigarette, blew smoke into Allen’s face. “What was all the noise about?”

“What noise?”

“You were sound asleep in the chair, and then suddenly you screamed.” She blew more smoke at him.

“Could you fucking stop that please.”

Clover smirked.

“It was just a bad dream,” Allen said.

“No fucking shit, Sherlock. What was it about?”

Allen opened his mouth, closed it again. What had the dream been about? He strained to remember but couldn’t. He couldn’t recall a single detail; he retained only the vague feeling that there was something dreadfully important he was supposed to be doing. Being tied up only added to the sense of urgency.

And Dr. Evergreen. He and his wife would be wondering where the hell Allen was. Had they arrived in Prague yet? He needed to go to them, find them. It occurred to Allen he didn’t know the time, how long he’d been sleeping. He didn’t even know if it was day or night.

“Dreams can be dangerous things,” Clover said. “Some must be taken very seriously. I don’t mean the Freudian crap, or the ones where you show up to school in your underwear. The other dreams, the strangely vivid, disturbing ones. You need to be careful who and what you let into your mind.”

She dropped the cigarette butt on the cement floor, smashed it out with the heel of her combat boot.

“I wish you’d dispose of those properly,” Amy said from the doorway.

The grin on Clover’s face was half snarl. “I was just chatting with your boyfriend.”

“Stop saying that.”

Clover made exaggerated kissing noises and flopped back down on her bed.

“I hate that you’re so rude,” Amy said.

“Better than being fake nice.”

“It’s, like, called courtesy, okay?”

Clover said, “Fake nice, courtesy. Just two ways to say the same thing.”

“I really do have to pee,” Allen said.

Clover grunted impatience. “Just spell him back to sleep.”

“Spell?”

“Man, you really are slow on the uptake, aren’t you?” Clover slid to the edge of the bed, a fresh cigarette between her fingers. “We’re witches , man. Don’t you get it?”

Witches. For some odd reason, this revelation didn’t surprise Allen. It didn’t even seem like a revelation.

“I went to sleep,” Allen said slowly, “because I was exhausted. That’s all.”

“Wake up and smell the Ovaltine,” Clover said.

“I also cast a spell to help us get away from the Vatican troops,” Amy said. “Remember in the kitchen? When we were running from the priest? That was a hindrance spell.”

Allen shook his head. “No, no, no, no. He tripped on something. There was a cup on the floor, and he stepped on it. I saw it.”

“Well, like yeah,” Amy said. “Because I spelled him to do that.”

“Oh, come on. He tripped, and we got away.”

“Fuck him.” Clover lit the fresh cigarette, puffed it hard. “He’s just another nonbeliever.”

“Remember when you came out to the alley and we put you in the trunk of the car?” Amy asked Allen. “The luring spell.”

Allen rolled his eyes. “A gorgeous blonde asks me to meet her. Yeah, that’s some complicated magic there.”

Amy frowned. “You really don’t believe us?”

“Don’t waste your time with him,” Clover said.

Amy pouted. Clover smoked. The silence stretched.

Allen cleared his throat. “Are you going to let me pee, or what?”

Father Paul was not the sort of person who enjoyed throwing his weight around, but on the phone in the wee hours of the morning with an angry bishop, the priest had to remind the man how upset the Vatican might be if Father Paul was hindered in the pursuit of his important mission.