Jeffery Deaver - Hell's Kitchen

“Oh, hell,” Pellam said, “I know that Jimmy Corcoran spits poison and walks through walls. That’s not news.”

Carol laughed and lowered her head to Pellam’s arm. He felt another sizzle from the contact, hot enough to melt January snow. She said, “Okay, sorry about the preachin’. It’s in my job description. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. You want Jimmy, I’ll give you Jimmy. The Four Eighty-eight. It’s a bar on the corner of Tenth and Forty-fifth. You can probably find him there three or four days a week. But if you go, go during the day. And-” She laid a firm grip upon Pellam’s arm. “ – I’d recommend you take a friend.”

“Yo!” Ismail jumped onto the stairs next to them. “I be his friend.”

“I’m sure that’ll have Corcoran quaking in his shoes.”

“Fuck, yeah!”

Ismail ran off to find more earth-moving equipment. Carol kept her eyes on Pellam for a long moment. Pellam looked away first and Carol stood up. “Back to the salt mines,” she said. Laughing, taking the glasses off.

As they walked back to the Youth Outreach Center she said, “You know, you’re not the first creative sort I’ve run across. One of our Youth Outreach graduates was an author.”

“Really?”

“Wrote a best-seller – about a murderer. The bad news is it was an autobiography. Call me sometime, Pellam. Here’s my card.”

Dannette Johnson was standing on Tenth Avenue.

This was a broad street. The buildings lining it were low and it seemed even wider because of that. The sun, sinking over New Jersey, was still very bright and hot. She stood in one of the few shaded places for blocks around, under the awning of an abandoned late night club, a relic from the eighties.

She thought: Nosir, not that one. Examining drivers who slowed and looked at her in a particular way.

Nope. Not that asshole.

Nope, not him neither.

She stood in the shade not because of the heat – she was wearing no more than eight ounces of clothing on her extravagant body – but because teenage acne had dimpled her face and she believed she was ugly.

Another car drove past, slowed almost to stopping. Like most of them here it had New Jersey plates; this was an approach to the Lincoln Tunnel, main route for commuters who lived in the Garden State.

It was also a very easy place for a girl to make five, six hundred a night.

But not from this fellow, not today. She looked away and he drove on.

Dannette had been working the street for eight years, since she’d turned nineteen. To her, the profession was absolutely no different from any other job. Most of the johns were decent guys, who had a job they didn’t really care for, bosses who didn’t particularly like them, wives or girlfriends who’d stopped giving them head after the first baby.

She provided a necessary service. Like the stenographer her mother had dreamt she’d be.

A red Iroc-Z turned onto Tenth and cruised slowly toward her, the exhaust bubbling sexily. Behind the wheel was a pudgy Italian boy in an expensive, monogrammed white shirt. His moustache was trimmed carefully and he wore a gold Rolex on his left wrist. He looked like a salesman at one of the car dealerships on the West Side. “Wanna fuck?”

She smiled, leaned forward, said in a sexy voice, “Kiss my black ass. Git outa here.”

As Dannette retreated to the shade again the car vanished.

A few minutes later a Toyota cruised by. Inside was a thin white man wearing a baseball cap. He looked around nervously. “Hi,” he said. “How you doing today? Hot, isn’t it? Sure is hot.”

She looked around and then walked to the car, her high heels tapping on the concrete with loud pops.

“Yeah, hot.”

“I go home this way from work,” he said. “I’ve seen you out here.”

“Yeah? Where you work?”

“A place. Up the street.”

“Yeah, what kinda place?” she asked.

“Office. It’s boring. I seen you a couple times. Here, I mean. On the street.” He nervously cleared his throat.

This boy was too much.

“Yeah, I hang here some,” she said.

“You’re a pretty lady.”

She smiled again, wondering, as she did a hundred times a day, if a plastic surgeon could smooth out her cheeks.

“So,” he said.

Dannette eyed him again. Echoed, “So.” After a moment she added, “Well, honey, you innerested in a date?”

“Maybe. You sure got nice boobs. You don’t mind I tell you that, do you?”

“Everbody like mah tits, sugar.”

“So whatta you do?” The boy wiped his face. He was sweating. He started to take his cap off but changed his mind.

“What I do?” she asked, frowning.

“Like if we were to have a date, you and me, what’d we do to have fun?”

“Oh, I tell you. I do everthing. I suck and I fuck and you can put it up my ass, you want. S’okay with me. You gonna be wearing a rubber anyways. And I got me some K-Y.”

“Wow.” He seemed embarrassed but she definitely had his attention. “I like it, you talking that way. Dirty talk.”

“Then I’ll talk t’you that way on our date.”

“Man, you are one hot woman.”

“Shit, honey, that ain’t news,” Dannette said, straight-faced.

“What’s your name?”

“Dannette. What’s yours?”

“Joe.” There was a warehouse across the street. Joe Septimo’s Hauling and Storage, painting in letters twenty feet high. Half the guys who stopped here were named “Joe.”

“Well, Joe, how’s that date sounding?” she leaned forward, letting him get a good look at the tits he seemed to like and letting him see they were real and that she wasn’t a transvestite.

“Sounding pretty good.”

He whispered something she couldn’t hear. She leaned forward on the car, her hands inside now. He looked at her nine rings.

“What’s that you said, honey?”

“I said, how much we talking? For our date, I mean?”

“Fo’ a nice boy like you? What it is is I go down on you for fifty. You can fuck my pussy for a hundred. You can fuck my ass for two. And we can do it right in your backseat. There this alley I know ’bout. Now, whatchu-” She gasped in shock as the boy’s eyes hardened and he reached into his pocket, grabbing the handcuffs in one hand and her wrists in the other. He was skinny but surprisingly strong.

“What’re you doing?” she screamed.

With a click the cuffs ratcheted onto her narrow wrists.

“Well, I’ll tell you what I’m doing, Dannette. I’m arresting you for soliticiting sexual services in violation of the New York State Penal code. I want you to stand over there, with that lady who’s coming up right behind you.” The boy pulled her purse off her shoulder.

“What?” Dannette turned around, eyes wide.

The policewoman appeared behind the car and walked up to Dannette, led her to the shaded part of the sidewalk.

“Oh, shit,” she said, astonishment in her voice. “You don’t mean you a cop.”

“Fooled you pretty good. I do that.”

“Oh, shit, man. I don’t believe it. I just got outa detention! Shit. I coulda swore you was just another asshole from Jersey.”

Pleased with this review of his performance, the vice officer nodded to the policewoman, said, “Get her in the wagon. Take ’em downtown.”

The stocky woman cop gripped Dannette by the arm and led her around the corner where a Dodge Caravan waited – an unmarked paddy wagon – and helped her up inside the vehicle, where two other prostitutes sat, bored and sweating.

“Man, they on a fucking fishin’ trip,” Dannette blurted. “Don’t they got nothin’ better to do w’their time. I mean, shit. Don’t you got nothing better to do?”

“We’ll get you downtown in ten, fifteen minutes,” the woman said. “I’ll tell ’em to turn on the air conditioning when we start moving. You, what’s so funny?”