Stuart Woods - Kisser

“Oh, no; they’ll save that for you, and it will be mostly admiration. They have no idea who you were with last night.”

“I hope not,” Stone said, waving good-bye to them.

LATER, STONE WAS so zonked out on the massage table that the masseuse had to turn him over when the time came. He had no memory of it when she finished. She helped him to the bed, and he fell into it, his body an oily overcooked noodle.

IT WAS a little after five when Mitzi called. “We’re on for tonight,” she said.

“Do we have to go to Sharpe’s studio? It’s dangerous there.”

“No, this is about Sig and my so-called money, so we’re meeting at 740 Park at seven. After Sig makes his pitch and we’ve recorded that for the benefit of the feds, I’ll take Derek aside and tell him I need some drugs for a friend.”

“Good. Don’t tell him you’re a user, or he’ll make you use some with witnesses around.”

“My story is that I use only booze, which is all he’s seen me use.”

“What are you going to ask him for?”

“Half a pound of marijuana and five ounces of coke.”

“Are you going to have cash?”

“I’ve already signed for it.”

“You’re not going to get a receipt for the drugs, you know.”

“Don’t worry, we have a bookkeeping way of keeping track of that.”

“You should insist that he give you the drugs in the apartment, too, not at his place and especially not in a car.”

“Yeah, yeah, Stone, I know. We’ve worked all that out. Can you be at the apartment at six thirty?”

“Yes, I guess so.”

“We can have dinner afterward,” she said.

“Okay. See you then.” He hung up.

He had just gotten out of the shower when the phone rang. “Hello?”

“Hey, it’s Carrie.”

“Good afternoon.”

“Dinner tonight?”

“I can’t; business.”

“Cop business?”

“If I told you, I’d have to kill you.”

“How much longer is this going to go on?”

“I hope not much longer.”

“Me, too. I’ve been working hard, and I miss you.”

“Same here,” he said, but he didn’t sound very convincing.

“You sound funny.”

“I just had a massage, and I’m half asleep.”

“Oh.”

“Any movement from Max?”

“Not a peep out of him. Tomorrow’s the last day I’m using the Leahys. I really don’t feel threatened.”

“I would advise you to keep them on for another week, at least.”

“They’re expensive!”

“You can afford it. Max’s check cleared, didn’t it?”

“It’s already in T-bills,” she said.

“Keep them on for another week.”

“We’ll see. Bye-bye, sweetie.” She hung up.

Stone struggled out of bed and into some clothes. He was about to leave his bedroom, but he remembered something. He went to his sock drawer, retrieved the ear bug, and slipped it into the ticket pocket of his jacket.

He arrived at Rita’s apartment on time, and Mitzi greeted him with a big kiss. She leaned into his left ear. “You were sensational last night.”

“So were you,” he said, “but you don’t have to whisper; the bug’s in my pocket.”

“Mine’s in my ear,” she whispered, “so be careful.”

Stone nodded.

Mitzi held out her hand. “Give it to me,” she mouthed.

He dug out the bug and handed it to her, and she stuffed it into his right ear and pushed it home with the tip of her little fingernail.

“All set, guys,” she said. “They should be along in about twenty minutes,” she said to the air. “In the meantime, all you’re going to hear is the clink of ice cubes.” She went to the bar and poured them each a Knob Creek.

Stone accepted it gratefully, then sat down to rest and wait.

AT FIVE MINUTES after the appointed time the phone in Rita’s flat rang, and Mitzi picked it up. “Yes, please send them up,” she said, then hung up.

“They’re not going to like having a lawyer here,” Stone said.

“I’ll handle it,” Mitzi replied. She went to the door and let in Derek Sharpe, Sig Larsen, and Sig’s wife, Patti. This time there was no maid to serve, so Mitzi trotted out some pre-prepared hors d’oeuvres from the bar fridge, then handed Stone a bottle of vintage Krug champagne to open.

Stone was stunned that Mitzi would waste such a fine bottle on these people, but he uncorked it and filled their thin crystal flutes.

After some small talk Sig placed his briefcase on the coffee table, snapped it open, and lifted the lid. “Mitzi, we have some very exciting things to talk with you about,” he said, “but do you always have your attorney present at financial meetings?”

“Stone is not my attorney,” Mitzi said. “He’s just a friend I’ve been seeing a lot of who happens to be an attorney.”

“Still,” Larsen said, “I’d be grateful if we could meet alone with you. We’ll be discussing some highly confidential information.”

“Perhaps a good investment would interest me,” Stone said.

“With respect, Stone,” Larsen replied smoothly, “I think we’re out of your league here.”

“Stone,” Mitzi said, “would you mind?”

“Not at all,” Stone said, rising.

“Patti,” Larsen said, “why don’t you keep Stone company?”

Stone walked off down a hallway, having no idea where he was going, and Patti trotted along behind him. After a short walk, he emerged into a kitchen, a large room filled with the latest in appliances but decorated as though it were a part of someone’s comfortable home. Stone opened a refrigerator door. “Can I get you something, Patti?” he asked.

Patti came over and looked into the fridge, placing her hand on his ass and squeezing. “Mmmm. Why don’t you open that half bottle of champagne?” she asked.

Stone brought it out then searched the cabinets until he came up with a pair of flutes. He opened the half bottle and poured. There was a sofa in the room, but sexually sated as he was, he didn’t want to share it with Patti, who, on their previous evening together, had been very seductive, so he took a kitchen stool at a counter in the center of the room.

Patti used a stool as a ladder that allowed her to sit on the butcher-block countertop beside him. “I’m glad we have a little time together,” she said. “Last time we met I didn’t see enough of you, so to speak.”

Stone glanced at her hiked-up skirt, which hadn’t been long to begin with and was now near crotch level. “Well, I’m seeing a lot of you now,” he replied.

“Would you like to see more?” she asked playfully, hiking up the skirt until there was nothing between the countertop and her ass. She was not wearing panties, and her wax job was Brazilian.

“Is that the new fashion?” Stone asked. “No underwear?”

“Like it?” she asked.

“What’s not to like?” Stone asked. “I’m sure it attracts a lot of attention.”

“It attracts the attention of only those I’m attracted to,” Patti replied.

“That’s very flattering,” Stone said. He couldn’t think of anything else to say. Clearly, Patti had been sent by her husband to keep him out of the living room, and she was using every technique at her disposal. “I hope no one suddenly walks in here,” he said.

“Oh, no one will,” Patti said. “It’s obviously the maid’s night off, and the others are talking about money, which will hold their attention for some time. I’d say we have at least an hour alone before someone invites us back to the living room.”

“Perhaps you’re right,” Stone said, becoming aroused in spite of himself. He sipped his champagne. “Are you always so free with your favors?”

“When I feel like it,” Patti replied, “and I feel like it tonight. In fact, I’m getting wet just thinking about it.”