Ted Dekker - The Bride Collector

The makeup took him another half hour, beginning with a foundation that matched the color of the soles of her feet. With meticulous care he applied eye liner and mascara. Then a hint of blush. When he was finished, her face looked lighter than the rest of her body, but that would soon change.

Quinton stood back and looked at her, awed at God’s handiwork in creating such an exquisite being. If he could be reincarnated, he would certainly wish to come back as a woman. As a bride. And he would grow up dreaming of one day being chosen in this exact manner.

Normally he had no need for electricity, preferring battery-operated devices that were just as functional, but since he had power, he plugged in a fluorescent strip lamp with yellow plastic over the bulb and set it on the table. It filled the room with an atmospheric golden hue that she might appreciate when she awoke.

Quinton’s final preparation was to prepare himself. Having already bathed earlier in the day, he now stripped off his clothes except for his black leather shoes, his socks, and his black Armani Exchange underwear.

He already wore black gloves, but changed out the leather ones for rubber dishwashing gloves. Ordinarily he would wear a shower cap, but because he’d covered the entire floor with plastic, he opted for fashion over function this time.

Satisfied that all was in order, he pulled up the folding chair, sat down, and waited for the bride to awaken. It shouldn’t be long now. She was stirring already, and he’d only given her half a dose of the sedative.

It was all business from here on in. He was only the messenger, come with good tidings for the lucky chosen one. A steady buzzing rode the bottom of his brain, and he knew that was because his mind was being stretched to its human limits. The doctors might call it a symptom of a psychotic break, but they were dim-witted and knew little about the true nature of things.

Ninety-eight percent of the world’s six or so billion inhabitants could apply common sense to the most fundamental, obvious observations of human existence and conclude that a higher power existed. Yet few of the self-proclaimed experts called psychiatrists could see the same thing. So then, were the six billion mentally ill, or were the few psychiatrists mentally ill?

Both, for the most part, but that was another story.

The story today was Nikki, the sixth favorite, chosen for her inner beauty, her outer splendor, and her relationship to Rain Man, the devil who was trying to blot out the sunshine.

And now Nikki opened her eyes. Quinton stood and waited for her to orient herself. He tied her wrists and ankles to the gurney’s aluminum frame using cloth strips. Slowly her eyes widened as awareness dawned.

“Hello, Nikki.”

She turned her head in his direction, took one look at his nearly naked body, and tried to scream through the duct tape covering her mouth. Her legs and arms jerked, but the cloth strips held her securely.

“Sh, sh, sh. Don’t get yourself all flustered. I’ll just have to give you more drugs and do this without your participation.”

She quieted, eyes frantic.

“I would like to talk to you. We should have a dialogue, because I think I can help you see some things more clearly. But we can only do that if you promise not to start hollering. It’s unbecoming for a person of your stature.”

She didn’t react.

“Do you know who you are?”

Her eyes searched the room, then returned to him. She shook her head.

“No, so few people know who they really are. I want you to listen to me carefully. Then we can talk, okay? You can nod your head.”

She did.

“Okay, good. Do you believe in God?”

She nodded.

“Really? It’s no wonder he chose you. Do you believe he is infinite?”

Another nod.

“And that he is a God of love?”

Yes.

This was a surprise. Perhaps too good to be true. He wouldn’t have pegged her, being a shrink, as someone capable of faith, much less understanding love.

“You’re sure? It’s one thing to believe in God, but an infinite God of love is quite another thing. You really believe this?”

Yet another nod.

He still was having difficulty believing her, so he pressed it further.

“Do you go to church?”

This time she tried to respond through the tape but only muffled nonsense came out. She shook her head. No. So then, she was telling the truth.

“You don’t bow your knees with the mentally ill hypocrites who throw the humble to the wolves. Instead you believe in a loving, infinite God. Is that right?”

A muffled yes. Quinton believed her.

“Well. That’s very good. Then it will be pretty easy for you to understand that the love an infinite God of love has for each person is also infinite, right? That there’s no limit to how much he loves you. You can’t say that he loves this one only this much and that other one that much, because in God’s economy his love is unending. Yes?”

A dip of her chin. He felt quite good about her predisposition to understand, considering her comprehension of the basic facts.

Quinton paced in his black underwear, using his gloved hands to make each point as he spoke. “This is common knowledge, shared by even dumb priests and pastors. But most clergy do not have the mental capacity to understand what necessarily follows. There is no greater love than infinite love, which is God’s love. When you love someone infinitely, there is no one that you love more. You, Nikki. There is no one that God loves more than he loves you. Do you follow?”

She stared with plate-round eyes, but he was sure she did follow. Even an imbecile could follow this if they stopped to think a moment. Which didn’t say much for clergy.

Nikki, on the other hand, was undoubtedly soaking in his wisdom, preparing her heart, letting it not be troubled.

“You see, everyone is God’s favorite, even the mentally ill, which is most people, but don’t let me digress. They are God’s favorite, too, all of them. This is possible only because God is infinite and can therefore have more than one favorite without violating the meaning of the term. He can have multiple favorites and each one is truly a favorite, receiving the greatest God has to offer, which is infinite. Follow?”

He paused but pressed the final point, so eager was he to tell her.

“The point is, you, Nikki, are God’s favorite.”

It was a stunning revelation. Every time Quinton wrapped his mind around the notion, his brain buzzed, and now was no exception. He wanted to kiss Nikki, God’s favorite, but he couldn’t risk leaving any of his bodily fluids behind. He would leave the kissing to God.

“Imagine it. You are God’s favorite. Out of all his creatures”-he spread his hands like a preacher making a grand point-“you are his absolute favorite. Do you know what that means?”

She was soaking it in, speechless.

“It means every power in heaven and on earth is perched on the edge of their seats, watching to see what the favorite one, Nikki Holden, will do. Will she respond to her lover’s call? Will she love God in return? Will she be with him for eternity? Or will she spit in his face and turn her back and find another lover? They all want to know, have to know, because you are the one. The favorite. All of eternity past has been waiting for the one God did it all for. Did all for you!”

He’d said it masterfully. No one could possibly resist the raw reason behind such a delivery of truth.

“And tonight, you can finally join him, as his bride, to live forever. Imagine that, Nikki. Tonight is your wedding night.”

The thought made him shiver. He stepped up, worked his gloved finger under the edge of her tape, and-“Not a word, not a sound or I’ll put it back on”-ripped it off.