David Handler - The Snow White Christmas Cookie

Des went looking farther now. Carefully, she turned down the collar of Hank’s jacket. Found more purple bruising around the left side of his neck. Finger bruising, as if someone had gripped him and held him. There was also bruising beneath his lower lip just above his chin.

She stepped back out into the rain, her eyes flicking over Hank from head to toe. “He’s not wearing a hat.”

“A guy who’s getting ready to do himself in doesn’t usually worry about a wet head,” Marge pointed out.

“But that’s just it, Marge. His hair’s dry. So are his hands and his sleeves. Look at his boots. They’re dry. So is his floor mat. He’s dry all over-except for the rain that’s blown onto his leg because we have his door open.”

“So?…”

“So the duct tape and box cutter on the passenger seat over there still have beads of water on them.” She reached across Hank’s body with her left hand. “The back of the passenger seat is damp. And, hello, the floor mat in front of the passenger seat is missing.” She waved the Maglite behind the front seat, searching the floor in back. “I don’t see a bottle. Do you see a bottle?”

“He must have tossed it.”

Des went back to her ride for her Nikon D80 and photographed the wet items on the seat, along with Hank’s dry hair and boots, the flooring, all of it. She also photographed the pavement around the car, snapping pic after pic of the puddles in the pavement. Not that the pics would reveal a damned thing. Between Paul’s plowing and all of this damned rain coming down, any shoe prints or tire tracks that might have been left behind were history now-drowned, washed away, gone. But she took the photos anyway. Because there was no doubt in her mind that this was a crime scene. Hank Merrill hadn’t been alone out here in this remote spot. Someone else had been riding in the passenger seat of the Passat. Someone who’d held that gun to his head. And gripped him by the throat. And rigged up that hose to the Passat’s tailpipe to make it look as if Hank had committed suicide.

She phoned it in before she returned to Mary Jewett and Paul Fiore. “Paul, you don’t remember seeing a whiskey bottle on the ground, do you? Or broken glass?”

“I’m afraid not,” he replied.

She gazed over at the six-foot-high snowbanks that edged the parking lot. The plow truck could have shoved the shards of a broken bourbon bottle into any one of those banks. It would take an exhaustive daylight search to find them-assuming they were even there. “How about another car? When you turned onto Kinney Road did you notice someone else leaving this parking lot?”

“Trooper Des, I didn’t see anyone else here. Just him.”

Mary cleared Paul to take off now. Two troopers in cruisers arrived from Westbrook soon after that to secure the perimeter. Next came the crime-scene techies in their blue-and-white cube vans, grumbling about the rain. Then a death investigator from the medical examiner’s office.

Lastly, a dark blue slick-top arrived from Meriden and out climbed Lt. Yolie Snipes of the Major Crime Squad, Central District, and Sgt. Toni Tedone. Yolie, who was half black, half Cuban and all pit bull, had escaped the Frog Hollow Projects to start at point guard for Coach Vivian Stringer at Rutgers before she joined the Connecticut State Police. She was street tough, street-smart and fierce. Back in Des’s glory days, when it was she who was a hotshot lieutenant working homicides out of the Headmaster’s House, Des’s sergeant had been a Mr. Potato Head named Rico Tedone. The Tedones were big-time players in the Waterbury Mafia, the clan of Brass City Italian-American men that pretty much ran the state police. When they made Rico a lieutenant, the immensely capable Yolie had been chosen as his sergeant. And when Yolie moved up-a promotion that Des felt was long overdue-Rico’s younger cousin, Toni, became her sergeant. Toni looked about thirteen but, unlike Rico, she was sharp. She was also the very first Brass City boy who happened to be a girl. Toni was a feisty, lippy little thing-seventy percent big hair, thirty percent hooters. The older detectives called her Toni the Tiger. The younger ones called her Snooki, though never, ever to her face.

Yolie smiled hugely when she saw Des standing there in the rain. “It’s been too long, Miss Thing. Good to see you again.”

“Same here, Yolie.”

“What have you got for us?”

“Please say hello to Hank Merrill,” Des said, leading them through the rain-soaked techies who surrounded the Passat. “Hank’s my second suicide of the day. Except this one stinks out loud, as my grandma used to say. See these premortem bruises here, here and here? Somebody held a gun to this man’s head and restrained him and, judging by that bruise under his lip, made him drink down a whole lot of bourbon. He reeks of it. The whole car does. But there’s no bottle. He may have tossed it out the window-in which case the village plowman may have buried it under one of those man-sized snowbanks over there. A little something for us to deal with in daylight. Right now, let’s talk about what we’re supposed to be thinking.”

Yolie frowned at her. “Which is?…”

“That Hank got himself drunk, rigged that hose to the tailpipe-in the pouring rain-got back inside his car and waited to die. Except when I got here his hair and shoes were bone-dry. So was his floor mat. The duct tape and box cutters on that seat were wet. Still are, as you can see. The passenger seat’s damp. And the floor mat over there is missing. In my opinion, somebody frog-marched him into this car while it was parked in a nice, dry garage somewhere. Drove him up here, got him drunk at gunpoint and rigged up that hose to the tailpipe. Make that two somebodys.”

“Wait, why two?” Toni asked.

“There would have to be two,” Yolie answered. “One to ride along with the victim. The other to follow in a second car.”

“There had to be a second car,” Des said, nodding her head. “That’s how they fled the scene after they staged this. They picked themselves a perfect spot. No one around to see them drive away. I’d classify them as clever but not smart. They think they know what they’re doing but they don’t.”

“A pair of real amateurs.” Yolie glanced around at the wet pavement surrounding the Passat. “Were there any shoe prints or tire tracks when you got here?”

Des shook her head. “The rain washed them all away.”

“Let’s get us the hell out of it,” Yolie said, starting back toward the shelter of their slick-top. She and Toni climbed into the front seat. Des got in back. “So talk to me, girl. Was Hank Merrill into anything stanky?”

Des was about to answer her when she felt a major sneezing fit coming on, the kind for which there was only one possible explanation. “I’m sorry, but is one of you wearing patchouli ?”

“That would be me,” Toni said. “Why?”

Yolie let out a laugh. “Girl, I have tried to set her straight but she won’t listen to me. You tell her.”

“I like patchouli,” Toni said defensively. “It smells sexy.”

“Actually, it smells like the lobby of a massage parlor,” Des sniffled. “And I don’t mean the day-spa kind. Will someone please crack a window so I can breathe?”

Yolie lowered the windows enough to let some fresh, cold air in.

“Hank Merrill was a postal carrier here in town,” Des informed them as the rain beat down on the car’s roof. “He was also assistant fire chief, coached the high school girls’ basketball team and played tuba in the town band. He was divorced, no kids. Lived with the village postmaster, Paulette Zander.”

“Have you notified her yet?” Yolie asked.

“Was just about to when you showed up.”